Thursday, May 04, 2006

MOVIES!!!


I apologize for not posting any trailers lately. Except for the sure to be amazing An Inconvenient Truth... http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount_classics/aninconvenienttruth/

Three of them I've posted before, Superman Returns, X-Men: The Last Stand, and The Da Vinci Code, but these are new trailers that make both look AMAZING, especially Superman Returns. Hot damn! I can't wait. The movie Little Man looks absolutely hilarious and so wrong all at the same time and The Lost City stars not only the lovely Andy Garcia, but the overly handsome probably the hottest man on television gorgeosity that is Enrique Murciano. And of course, Check 'em out.

Superman Returns
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/supermanreturns/trailer2/



Down in the Valley
http://www.apple.com/trailers/thinkfilm/downinthevalley/trailer/


Little Man
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/littleman/




The Proposition
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/theproposition/trailer/


The Lost City
http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/thelostcity/



X-Men: The Last Stand
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/tls/trailer/


The Da Vinci Code

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=mf_meta&id=1808625216&mspid=1809272047

CAR CURSE?





Not that I was happy to see Bruce go last time, under the circumstances, but it boded well for our dear Terry who because of it, didn't have to win, er, participate, in an Immunity Challenge. I do hope Mr. Miyagi is back for the Tribal Councils, but I'm glad Terry's around for at least two more weeks.


As day 28 starts Terry again tells us that he's going to have to pull the Casaya members over to his side to last longer in this game. As Terry and Aras go fishing for the food that's ever so scarce in camp, Shane gathers wood and starts typing on his Blackberry. Yes, if we didn't think Shane was a few cards short of a deck before, he starts "communicating with people not on this island". To his credit, he does look like he's having some great conversation, typing on the piece of wood he now calls his Blackberry. Tucked away in his back pocket he goes to his "thinking rock" and types emails, reads emails and does all the things you would normally do on a Blackberry, on this piece of wood. I have to say, this is either extremely ingenious to fake your tribes mates out to think you're totally nuts, or he's totally lost his mind and should be swinging from vines any minute. I'm hoping for the latter.



It's Reward Challenge time. Jeff tells them that they'll be divided into two teams of three and do one of those obnoxious rope courses where you're tied to a rope and have to figure out how it's twisted. This time it's through the water though so a bit more complicated. Their reward is going to another island and having a bbq. I'm really crossing my fingers for this one because Terry needs some food, pronto. The teams are Shane, Aras and Cirie, and Terry, Danielle and Courtney. They start the challenge and immediate Cirie's holding the guys up. In fact, Aras or Shane literally throws her over one of the obstacles. Out in the water they have just as hard a time going through it and Terry and the girls soon lap them and win reward. The winning team decides to send Aras to Exile Island and he goes off.



After Shane and Cirie leave, Jeff tells the Terry and the girls that the challenge isn't done yet, that the three of them will be competing for something else, a car. This challenge they'll have to use a sling shot and try to knock out three plates, first one to do it wins the car. During this whole thing Jeff never once mentions that damn car curse. Why you may ask? Me and some people in the office thought long and hard about it and the best explanation we could come up with is that the car companies were getting pissed that this great gift they were giving the show was turning into such a negative thing. That people didn't want the car. I don't care about any of that crap, I'm a very superstitious woman, and the idea of Terry winning this car scares me. But of course, because he's the best at everything he wins. He does say that his wife told him that if he wins anything to come back with a car, so even if he doesn't have a million, his wife won't be pissed. I'm sorry, my husband's coming back with a million or he's just not coming back.


Once Terry and the girls get to the bbq he immediately starts strategizing with them. Danielle's off with the soccer ball since we learned early on that she was the queen of soccer at her high school. Whoopi. Anyway, Terry says that he would love to make it to the final three with the two of them. Oh really, I wonder why that is. When Danielle comes over they talk about it and say they'd like to go to the final four with them and Cirie. Cirie especially because if they can beat anyone in the Immunity Challenges it's her. Courtney tells us privately that she'd love to go against Terry in the final two because she has the best chances of winning. Seriously is she delusional or just plain stupid? Was she not there last time when people talked about not liking her? Anyway, that's fine with Terry to let her think that. When Danielle talks to us she says that although it would be nice to go with Terry, he's going to have to change up his strategy. Um, can she explain that please? No one really does.

Back at camp, Shane and Cirie are also talking strategy. Shane says that he'd like it to come down to the two of them and Courtney, since both of them could beat her easily. He wants to vote out Danielle next. Cirie tells us that that actually makes sense he would want to do that, and the only person he could possibly win against is Courtney. I can actually see the light bulb above her head because she tells us that the person she wants gone next is Courtney, that she's more dangerous then even Terry.


No one's ever made laying on a rock look this good

Poor Aras is on Exile Island doing yoga. And looking mighty fine doing it I must say. He says that he pretty much knows that Terry has the Idol so instead of wasting his time and energy trying to find it, that he's going to just relax. I guess as much as you could relax on an insect infested island with no food or water and the sun beating down on you. He does pretty well though.

Cirie and Shane are watching the pot boil. Literally. Nothing much really to do there except that. The snails inside the pot are trying to get out. Poor guys. Did I just feel sorry for a snail? I did. Because watching grass grow is more interesting then sitting around looking at Shane, Cirie decides to go fishing. Yes, fishing. She's surprised at herself as well. The best part about it, not just the fact that she's in slippers, is the way she kills the snail for bait. She screams a bit as she's smashing it's shell open. I'm right there with ya sista. For all this grossness she actually catches a decent sized fish. She won't touch it and screams in happiness/fear, but she caught it. She takes it to Shane and he's also amazed she caught it. They're grilling it up when Terry and the girls come back from their feast. I hope they don't ask for any of it, that'd be messed up. Shane comments that "Captain America" has been running around for three weeks and couldn't catch a fish. Is he talking about Terry? He hasn't been with Terry for three weeks. Plus, that dumbass Sally lost the spear. Anyway, I know he's trying to pump her up, and it's sweet, but I don't like him making fun of Terry.



Later, as Danielle and Terry are sorting the snails (did they lose a bet?) Danielle asks him who he plans on taking to the final two. He stalls and asks her to repeat what she said. Then he lies and says that he hasn't thought about it yet. In reality he wants to take Courtney. He does come up with a plan to make Danielle happy though. He suggests that when it gets down to the final three, that whoever comes in second in the last challenge, goes to the final two with the winner. She thinks that's fair, and why wouldn't she, in a challenge she'd most likely win. Especially if it's a dic- I'm sorry, I was going to go there, but I won't. She goes to tell Courtney the plan and she doesn't really have a way with words. Actually, that's not fair, Courtney doesn't hear the words well. Danielle does a good job of explaining it, but unfortunately she ends it with, "that way no one gets a free ride". Yeah, I bet she doesn't give free rides. Because Courtney is still high from all the ganga she probably smokes at home, she gets all paranoid and defensive, saying that that statement pisses her off. Well, she must think she's the one getting the free ride, if she gets pissed off about it. Otherwise she'd think it was Danielle getting a free ride and she'd whole heartedly agree with it. I don't know, they're both dumb bitches.

Cirie overhears a bit of this and approaches Danielle about it. Danielle decides to unload, since Cirie's in the plan to final four anyway. Cirie points out what she's already told us, that it would be better for Terry if he took Courtney to the final two, and that Courtney could probably beat her in the last challenge anyway. She says that Danielle shouldn't care if she pisses off Terry, that to stay in the game they're both going to have to get Courtney out at the next vote. I like the way Cirie thinks. Finally they're playing this game with their head instead of those stupid ass alliances.

The next day they get to the Immunity Challenge and Aras returns. The challenge today is physical. YES! With Terry's biggest threat physically stuck on Exile Island for the last two days, I'm confident it'll be Terry who wins. Also I saw the promo and from what it looked like Terry was the last one standing, although they tried to fake us out with him falling into the water. In this challenge each person has to kneel while holding two strings. The strings are attached to weights. Each fifteen minutes they'll add a percentage of the person's body weight. If you let go the platform you're sitting on with fall and you'll plummet into the water. Whoever holds on the longest, wins.


They start the challenge and immediate Terry goes into Zen mode. After only a few minutes Shane folds, then Cirie, then Danielle. Aras doesn't last as long as I thought he would. Let's hope that's not true in real life. BAM! So it's just Terry and Courtney, which is perfect for the episode when Courtney's head's on the chopping block. Shane tells her that Terry's wavering, and it looks like he may be, but ultimately, when they add the next round of weights, Courtney let's go and Terry wins. YAY!!!


So let the con of Cirie begin. Terry, Courtney and Danielle think it's Aras they're going to vote for at Tribal. Cirie also talks to Courtney about it and Courtney agrees with her that it's Aras who is their biggest threat. Courtney thinks Shane will be pissed, but she'll have to deal with it. With Shane and Aras, they agree that it'll be Danielle to go. And then Cirie, Aras and Danielle talk and says that the only way to keep Aras is to vote Courtney. So this is what it should be if things work out for Cirie. Aras, Cirie and Danielle vote for Courtney. Shane votes for Danielle, Terry and Courtney vote for Aras. Are you still with me? My head hurts. I hate math.

It's time for Tribal Council and Jeff brings in Sally, Austin and BRUCE! Yay, he's pooped. They all give him some applause and I'm sure he feels a bit embarrassed by the whole situation. Jeff asks Terry about the reward and he admits that they bonded but that the game wasn't being played. Jeff asks Cirie if she believes that and obviously she doesn't. Jeff also brings up the point that if they want to beat Terry and get him out, keeping Aras may be the best bet, since he's physically the best player. Um, was Jeff at the challenge earlier?


"WHU WHU WHUT?"

They go vote and Jeff comes to tally them. Aras first, which is to be expected from Terry. Danielle, yeah they knew that was coming. Another Aras? Shane's definitely confused. Then Courtney. Yeah, Shane's really confused. Then Courtney and Courtney again! Shane and Terry are both confused and I love it. Not Terry being confused, but just the changing of the game. The game is finally beginning in earnest. See ya crazy dreadlocked lady.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

NO GOOD DEED...



I feel like I've aged a few years since we last saw Dr. Grey and her cohorts. I've been going through Denny withdrawal. Luckily we get lots of cute dimples in this episode.

Having a face like that when you're in bed with that man, there's something wrong with YOU

We start with George and Callie going at it. Going at it good. Unfortunately, at the same time, McDreamy and Addy are trying to do it too. They get through it but she points out that it's quite boring. I coulda told you it was gonna be. While they're in bed Derek gets a call about Doc. Addy grabs the phone and tells who she thinks is the vet that she's trying to have sex with her husband and way too much information to be telling whoever it is on the other end.



Turns out it's Meredith on the other end who hangs up. She's with hottie vet Chris O'Donnell. He's obviously smitten and asks if she and Derek are together. It's cute how she stumbles over her words and eventually says no. He asks her out and wonders why she's repeating everything he's saying. She's stalling. She eventually says that no, she can't go out, that she's knitting. Is she still on that bullsh*t? Is she looking at him?!?



At the hospital, the Chief, Bailey and Burke are looking at the board. Bailey's name isn't on it again and when the Chief leaves, Burke comments about whether or not the Chief is "mommy tracking" her. She's happy someone else has noticed and he offers his support. When she walks away Christina comes up. She offers coffee but Burke says no because... he was waiting for George to show up. He's brought specialty coffee, just the way he likes it and it's obvious he's been missing the guy. They have really cute banter as Christina looks on, still a little jealous of the relationship. George tells Burke that a famous musician is there and he's having trouble with his pacemaker. Burke's excited because this guy is his hero. Christina doesn't know who the guy is and Burke offers the case to George. He's already on something with McDreamy so he takes off. Christina wants in on it and Burke seems disappointed it's not George.

Meredith and Alex are talking about the vet and Alex is confused because he's not one of her girlfriends. He gets assinged to Addison and complains. He says that he "doesn't do vagina, at least not as a doctor". Ha, that Alex.

If he scooted over just a little, I could totally fit in bed with him. On my side. With half of me hanging off. But still

Finally I get to see Denny. He's looking pretty damn good if I do say so myself. Meredith has his case today so Izzie's not around. She does stop by even though she's assigned to Derek today and puts her two cents in. Bailey sees there's a connection with Izzie and ushers her out, telling her some comment about the heart not growing a brain or something. I don't know, I'm staring at Denny still.

Burke’s up with his heart patient, the musician. The man tells him that he wants the pacemaker taken out. He tells Burke that because of the pacemaker, he doesn't have the same body rhythm he had before and his music isn't sounding as great. Since taking out someone's pacemaker may not be the best way to keep them alive, Burke wants to change a few setting on it first. The man agrees to this, not convinced it's going to help.

Addison's stuck with Alex for some reason and their patient is a woman who's pregnant with her seventh child. She doesn't look too happy. She has her husband take out the other six screaming banshees. When they're alone she tells Addy that she wants her tubes tied. Not just that, but she doesn't want her husband to know. Since it is doctor/patient privilege she doesn't have to worry about it. Unfortunately, her husband is a nosy bastard and when he sees the insurance paperwork come through, he'll pay attention to it and notice that he was charged for a tube tying procedure. She's saved up some money, without her husband knowing, and wants to pay for it separately. It's their religion that doesn't allow them to use birth control. Alex is extremely insensitive to the whole situation, as usual. Addy pulls him outside and runs down her resume. She's not just a coochie doctor, she's a respectable surgeon and he should treat her that way. Yeah, a respectable surgeon that a few weeks ago was walking around scratching her butt because it had poison oak and who told her husband's ex girlfriend she was trying to have sex with him that morning.



Izzie's finally showed up and is with Derek and George. Their patient is a woman who's having seizures. She has on a funny hat thing and they're monitoring her brain activity. When she says she's a divorce attorney Izzie and George shoot Derek a look. She picks up on it and wonders if he's in a happy marriage. She busts George and Iz for giving a look and he tries to deny that he's anything but perfectly happy with Addy. Anyway, the reason the woman has on the hat thing is they're going to try to induce a seizure. Once they know where she's having it in her brain, he can operate. He makes it Izzie and George's job to make the woman have a seizure. He obviously wants to just get rid of her so she's not standing around judging his marriage.



Later, Izzie and George are researching how they can give this woman a seizure. Izzie wonders where George is living and he just ignores her questions. I'm not sure why he's not telling her. I know it's embarrassing to tell someone you live in the basement of the hospital, but he's getting ass. And if you tell your friend you're getting ass, they'll overlook the other stuff for a few high fives. George tells her he heard about a video game that if you play it'll cause seizures. I'm immediately taken back to that episode of The Simpsons when they go to Japan and watch the TV. Callie comes into the room and she and George flirt. Again, I'm not really sure what Izzie's problem is but she watches them with disdain. She interrupts them with some rude comment to get George back on track.


Burke’s patient is a violinist. He plays and Burke says that it's an honor to hear him play. He still feels like his timing and rhythm are off. Burke thinks maybe there's some scar tissue around the pacemaker and that could be what's causing his rhythm problem. He can do the surgery but it's not an easy one and it has lots of complications. There's a great moment when the man talks about when he first picked up the violin when he was a little boy and playing a note. He asks Burke if he had that moment. He tells Burke that he knows he's the best and wants to best to work on him. If he won't, he'll find someone who will. When Christina and Burke are talking later, he confides in her that he might not do the surgery. She wonders if it was him that needed it, if something happened and he wasn't a great surgeon, just an average one, would he want it.


In Denny's room Bailey and Meredith are talking about his care. He's ready to sit up. Apparently after heart surgery like this sitting up is a big deal. Sounds like Izzie's given him different advice. Bailey picks up on this and says that she hopes he's not trying to avoid Izzie's bruised ego and embarrassment in front of her boss. Bailey wonders to Meredith if there's more going on there then should be and Meredith tries to play it off.

George and Izzie start trying to induce a seizure on the seizure lady by putting a television close to her face. She admits that she hasn't had any time to watch television because of her busy schedule as an attorney. Izzie and George talk and she wonders how she got on the outside of his conversations. She's feeling left out with this whole Callie thing. I don't know why he'd want to put her into it since she obviously doesn't like the girl.

The pregnant lady's still trying to convince Alex and Addy to do the tube tying surgery incognito. Alex is rude again and the woman points out that she doesn't want her husband giving her the same face Alex is if she brought up the idea of tying her tubes. I agree with Alex, God would be cool with her decision, not so sure about the whole lying thing though.

"Oh no you di'int"

Christina, Meredith and Izzie are finally all together. Meredith warns Izzie that Bailey's on the warpath. I think she's getting out her frustration with not being assigned a surgery. Izzie's still hung up on where the hell George is living these days and you know how much I like my girl crush but she's really irritating me with this. Corner the dude and ask him.


Addy and Alex are in surgery and Alex demonstrates that although he's an a**hole, he does know a thing or two about medicine. He's hold the cauterizing thingy, helping out on it. She slyly asks for it and says there's a bleeder near her tube. Alex picks up on this, as do I, and he doesn't hand over the instrument. She gets authoritative and he does. She then starts burning away at the tube which is quite nasty. I mean I guess it's safe or she wouldn't do it, but thinking she's holding it there like that scene in Ruthless People with the burger is just gross. Afterwards, Addy gives the baby to the mom. She tells her that there was a complication and unfortunately she won't be able to have anymore children (wink wink). The woman thanks her. Outside the room Alex confronts her and she insists that the woman is their patient, and they should do what the patient wants. Alex isn't happy.


The inevitable moment where Meredith and Derek meet up in the elevator happens. They talk about Doc since he's home now, and Meredith starts laughing. She wonders if he told Addison it was her on the other end and he says he didn't. She admits it would have been weird for her to know but Derek tries to convince her that they're all friends. I guess that's the fantasy world he's living in. Trying to be slick she tells him that the vet asked if they were together but she set him straight. Nice, I love jealousy.

The seizure lady's high on espresso. They're having her do shots of it like it's tequila. She's also eating doughnuts. Apparently she hasn't eaten any for a long time because she's do damn busy. Derek comes in and sees this and George and Izzie are a bit embarrassed by it. He leaves and next they have her playing one of the video games that's supposed to cause seizures. It seems fun to me, like a sleepover. While she's playing, Izzie again asks him where the hell he's living. He's still evasive but finally admits that he's mad at her for giving him such awful advice about Meredith. In fact, he blames her for what happened between them.

And so it begins...


The Chief comes into Denny's room and looks over Bailey's shoulder as they prepare Denny to sit up. She becomes agitated at him. Everything looks good for Denny though. Burke's in surgery listening to the violinist's music as he operates on him. The pregnant lady's husband approaches Alex and asks about the "complications". Izzie and George start arguing. I have to admit, I'm not really sure exactly what they're saying because when Denny starts sitting up he's not doing good, breathing heavy and the monitors are going off. At the same time, Burke's violinist starts crashing. The Chief is still standing over Bailey as Denny still struggles. He's barking orders to her and eventually she finds what the problem is. Not sure what exactly it is but she plugs something in and he starts to get better. Thinking maybe it was the pacemaker thingy they put onto his heart. That'd be messed up if she was stepping on the cord. As all this is going on Alex is still with the husband and tells him that if he wants to put all his kids through college, to get a lawyer. Oh that little bastard. Izzie and George are arguing so loud that the seizure lady's attempts to get their attention don't work and she collapses.

Once Denny's better, he and Meredith are talking about Izzie. She brings up that it's not right for patients and doctors to date. Hello Pot, this is Kettle, you're black. Denny says that Izzie won't care about rules and that life's too short to follow rules. Yes, he's right, I'm totally driving on the wrong side of the road, London style, tonight on my way home.

Bailey finally confronts the Chief about this whole situation with him not trusting her. He admits that it's true, that she's probably sleep deprived because of the baby. Yeah, those 36 hours straight hospital shifts don't make you sleep deprived. He doesn't want her to take it personal though, and that it's not a reflection of how he feels about her skill. He walks away and we see the pregnant lady's husband approach him.



With Denny's words ringing in her ears, Meredith goes back to the vet and talks to Chris. She thinks maybe going out with him is a good thing. Finally. He says that unfortunately he can't do it right now because he has to run an errand. She decides to go with him and it's a horse giving birth. He admits that he didn't tell her that's what it was because he didn't want to scare her back into knitting. Surprisingly, she's all for birthing the baby and quickly puts her hair back and goes first into the stall. It's obvious he's impressed. Nothin' like a woman who can stick her arm up a horse's ass. Unfortunately we don't get to see the actual birth. We can see some dude explode but not the miracle of life? Chris and Meredith admire their handiwork.

Addison goes to the Chief to complain about Alex. She basically says that although he has the potential to be a good doctor, he's an ass. Before she can explain anything the Chief points out the (not) pregnant lady's husband and that he's talking to the hospital's attorney. Uh oh. Later, Addison goes to the (not) pregnant lady and asks her what the hell's going on. Does she know she's fraking with her career? Yeah, well no good deed goes unpunished. The (not) pregnant lady is more concerned about her own life and doesn't want Addy to say anything. That damn patient/doctor agreement. When Addy's walking through the hall later, Alex passes by and makes some snide comment that makes her realize it was him who told. Because she can be a bad ass bitch, she tells him that he will now be assigned to her full time. Seeing he hates obstetrics, this is so perfect. She'll whip him into shape. I miss the slightly smarmy but still cute sexist we used to know and love. This bitter a**hole bugs me.

Derek's happy because Izzie and George were able to induce a seizure from the lady. She's happy too because seeing George and Izzie fight has made her realize it's her job that's causing this. She says that after she gets away from that for awhile, if she's still having seizures then she'll submit to brain surgery. Derek's cool with this idea. Later, she tells George that she can tell he and Izzie love each other.

Burke's in the on call room listening to the violinist's music. He's extremely sad. Eventually Christina finds him and does a good job at comforting him. He tells her that the violinist spoke about practicing, and that's what made him so great. He admits that he isn't like her, that he wasn't the smartest one in med school, but he was the best because he practiced, like the violinist.

Meredith and Chris get back to the vet's place. I guess he works out of his house. He invites her to come up so he can cook for her. Look, whenever a man offers to cook, you say YES. Especially if he's Chris O'Donnell, hello! She roundaboutly says she's not coming up. He basically tells her to sh** or get off the pot. He says that she can either come up, wash up, eat and hang out, or leave. I mean, obviously those are her choices. She thinks about it and tells him that she's celibate. He promises not to even kiss her.


That's my girl

At the hospital Izzie walks into Denny's room and he's standing. Damn that man is hot vertical. She's happy and hugs him deeply. She's closing her eyes and hugging him as Bailey comes into the doorway and sees. Izzie comments how tall Denny is.

At the vet's place Derek's shown back up with Doc, who's not doing good. Cue Meredith walking down the steps with wet hair in one of Chris' shirts after showering off the horse placenta. Derek sees this and is not too happy at all. Not only is he jealous but he's probably thinking what a hobag she is.


Izzie's in the kitchen and hears someone come in. It's George, with Callie. He plops down at the dining room table with a beer. Izzie wonders what he's doing and he says that he lives there, still paying rent. She wonders if he's back and he says that he is. Callie's a bit uncomfortable and so am I quite frankly. The three of them just need to be friends, and George needs to make up with Meredith. He's such a woman, holding all of these grudges. Get over it.


After seeing Meredith with wet hair, in the vet's shirt, and thinking she's doing the nasty with him, Derek comes home a man on a mission. Addy's sitting in the trailer and he turns on the shower and demands that she take her clothes off and get in. Don't have to ask a girl twice.

Shut your frakin' trap and get in there with him. HELLO!

G'DAY MATE


Does Phil own any other pants?


We're getting down to the wire now, with only five teams left it's anybody's game. Really anybody's but the old people. Hey, they may pull it out and win this thing. More power to 'em if they do, but I'm not putting my money on it.

They are first out of the gate in Oman. When Phil announces they were first to arrive, and that they're leaving at 5:35pm, I'm confused. Usually Phil says, "They were the first to arrive at 5:35am, so they'll depart at 5:35pm". Because he doesn't say this, my production mind starts working and I wonder what happened that they didn't take their mandatory twelve hour rest, which they normally do. Since this is never touched upon in the show, I'll try not to harp on it. It was just odd. Their clue tells them they're traveling to Perth, Australia, a whopping 9,000 miles away. Anytime I have a chance to see/hear hot Australian guys I'm all for it. As they're leaving they stop by BJ and Tyler's car to give them a little cash since they had to give all their up for coming in last during the last leg, and won't get any. They give them a twenty spot, not bad.

Next to leave are MoJo and I'm actually a bit surprised they don't leave any money. Not only do they not leave any, they complain about not liking the hippies and they're happy they'll be screwed and happy when they're gone. What's going on with my beautiful MoJo? They're getting bitter in their old age. Ray and Yolanda leave a 10 spot and Eric and Jeremy leave an IOU for $100 to be paid after the race. I wish they would have left some money but it's kinda cute they way they handled it. They tell the camera that T&BJ are hippies and that they'll make some gas outta trees or something. The teams get to the airport just a little apart and get on a flight that leaves fairly soon. All four teams are happy BJ and Tyler are so far behind and are convinced they won't make the flight to Perth and will get in way later.



When T&BJ finally get off with the little money they have, they're surprised they didn't get any money from MoJo. The tells us that they told the teams that whoever doesn't leave them money they're going to Yield if they have a chance. A-Ha! They meet up with a Bedouin named Abdul. According to Josh Bernstein (Digging for the Truth, The History Channel, check it out) these gyspy-type people are extremely hospitable. He's right, Adbul takes T&BJ to a gas station and fills up their tank and buys them some food. Tyler says how cool it is they met him because he's a Bedouin and they're like American Bedouins. That's so true. The Bedouin leaves them with a sweet ritual of touching noses. A great moment with the hippies and I hope they hurry to the airport.


Yes. Yes you are.

All of the other teams are boarded by the time T&BJ make it to the airport. They're all nearly jumping up and down for joy, especially MoJo who I'm coming very close to wanting to smack. I loved them before and now they're just cruisin' for a brusin'. At the ticket counter the agent tells them that if they run, they may be able to make the flight. Because they don't have any bags with them, just a few plastic bags, it's easy for them to book it to the plane. Imagine everyone's surprise when the plane is about to close its doors and the hippies show up. It's awesome! Fran and Barry are a bit disappointed but genuinely happy they made it, and Ray notes that everyone looks like they saw a ghost. Monica says, "How annoying". I don't know Monica, this annoying. I know you can't see me but I'm putting my middle finger up. Eric and Jeremy are a bit irritated, but I think with the hippies being their biggest competition most of the time, happy to see them in the race still.

Once they land, Tyler remarks about how they were able to collect $300 on the long flight. Starting off in Oman and stopping off in Dubai, I'm not surprised they are able to collect as much money as they did. The teams race off to find the clue. MoJo is first but Eric and Jeremy are able to get to the clue first. They have to go to Fremantle and take a ferry over to Rottnest Island, apparently a tourist hot spot. When the two teams get there they find the sign that says the ferry doesn't begin until 7:30am the next morning. With Fran and Barry, the three teams make their way to a hostel. Fran and Barry pay for the "Pleasure Dome" room which they share with a few people. When the door closes Barry says, "This race has ruined our sex life. I’ll tell you that." I totally just threw up a little in my mouth.

The next day all of the teams take off in the ferry to find their next clue. They have to ride tandem bikes three miles. Most people have trouble getting to the destination because it's up and down hills, on a tandem bike. Fran and Barry talk about how this is their element, that they love biking. Not sure if they normally do it tandemly, but they aren't half bad. Ray and Yolanda struggle as well until they figure out that the strongest person should go in the front. MoJo are having their problems, with direction. Monica thinks they're going the wrong way but Joseph disagrees. After they stop to think about it. She's right and they turn around, losing a lot of time.

I really want to make fun of them here but for some reason I can't

When Eric and Jeremy get to the cluebox it's a Detour. This Detour is Sand and Sea. In Sand they have to take 40 huge tree branches from one side of the beach to the next. Apparently this is something the Australians do to keep erosion down. I try and figure out how that works but I'm too busy watching Eric and Jeremy. The decide to do Sea. In Sea the teams have to put on regulation bathing suits of some kind and go out into the ocean. Under water are crates. Inside some of them are crayfish. Each team member has to find one and take it to the guy on the beach for their next clue. Eric and Jeremy put on the suits and they're sorta banana hammocks. One of the guy's is worried about "shrinklage". Must have been the stupid one that said it. BJ and Tyler go off to do the tree branch one. Not really sure why because running in sand is the last thing I'd want to do. Eric and Jeremy finish fairly quickly and get the next clue. It tells them to take the ferry back to Fremantle and go to Fremantle prison. As they're leaving, Fran and Barry arrive, deciding to do sand. Ray and Yolanda finally arrive as well and start doing sand because we know she can't swim. MoJo is also there doing the Sea one.

BJ and Tyler finish and arrive at the ferry moments after it leaves with Eric and Jeremy on board. T&BJ are told by one of the ferry guys that they can take another ferry, into another port that will get them to the prison half an hour sooner. They hop on it and head off to Fremantle prison.



MoJo's dealing with that silly thing called Karma because they get one crayfish but remember the clue wrong and think they only need one, wasting time swimming back to the guy. He tells them they need two of those nasty things and they swim back out. Monica starts freaking out a little, thinking about having to reach in and get this nasty thing. She eventually does it and they leave moments after Fran and Barry. Ray and Yolanda finish up quickly and head off. All three of the last teams get on the ferry together, Fran and Barry calling a cab to meet them at the docks before they get on. MoJo borrows a passenger's cell phone and also calls a cab.

I think I'm starting to figure out which one is the dumb one

By now Eric and Jeremy have made it to Fremantle and are told they can walk to the prison. I'm not thinking this bodes well for the hippies since the person at Rottnest told them taking the other ferry would get them half an hour closer. Seeing that the prison is called "Fremantle" and they were traveling to a port called "Fremantle", I wonder why they decided to take the guy's advice. Anyway, Eric and Jeremy make it to the prison and find the cluebox. It's a Roadblock. One team member has to search the prison cellblocks for Division 4. In one of the Division 4 cells is a flashlight and Duracel batteries. Once they find it, they have to search for the entrance to some underground cavern. They'll crawl down there where they'll search through either dry or wet tunnels to find their clue. Jeremy's the one who goes and does it.

You know I love her, but doesn't she look like Gollum here?

When the other group finally gets to the dock, MoJo's car is waiting there for them, Ray and Yolanda find a random cab, and Fran and Barry are wandering around yelling their own name to see which cab is waiting for them. Unfortunately their cab didn't show up. It's kinda okay though because at the prison Jeremy isn't having too much luck. He must not be the smart one. He finally finds what he's looking for right as MoJo and T&BJ show up. About time. Joseph and Tyler go for their teams. When they make it to Division 4, Joseph finds it but because he's been acting like a tool lately when it comes to the hippies he lends Tyler no help. I mean, I'm not expecting him to be helpful, but he is dismissive and nearly lies to him. I just don't get this rivalry. Ray and Yolanda arrive right about now and go search. After a few minutes Fran and Barry also arrive and Fran does this one.

Jeremy makes his way down to the caverns and gets the clue. He runs back up and they head to the Pit Stop, only a mile or so away in Fremantle. They decide to run for it. Joseph goes down in the caverns and finds the clue fast too. Since they have a cab waiting, they give E&J a run for their money. The two teams arrive at the same time to the Pit Stop, but it's Eric and Jeremy of course who make it there moments before MoJo.


BJ and Tyler find the clue and head off, coming in third. It's a race for last and Yolanda finds the clue what looks like just minutes before Fran does. They both hop in a cab and head to the Pit Stop. I'm thinking R&Y are at least 5 minutes ahead, but you never know with the editing. Luckily R&Y aren't navigating themselves because it might put them behind. In the end it's Fran and Barry who get kicked off. Can't say I'm surprised, or upset. I do like them though.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES




At a little over a month of shows to go, it's extremely bittersweet. We're leading up to a huge finale though, I can feel it. I'm not sure what exactly's around the corner, but I'm sure it'll be something I'll be screaming at the TV about and hoping next January comes really fast.


Against my wishes, Jack's trying to stop the bleeding in Audrey's arm. Seems like he has it stopped and she says she's fine. They hear a cell phone ringing and it's coming from one of Heller's Secret Service agents. This I'm curious about because one died with Jack outside and the other they had tied up right outside the room they were held in. Kinda messed up that Henderson's men killed that guy. Or Henderson. He was tied up. I digress, sorry. Jack answers the ringing phone and it's Heller. Jack's good at controlling myself, because I would have been yelling, "I TOLD YOU SO!". Heller tells him about Logan getting the call and forcing him to resign.


Jack hangs up with him and calls Bill. He says he needs Chloe and is a little bummed he can't get in touch with her. Lucky for him, Chloe made it to Bill's house last episode and Jack wants her to find Henderson on the satellite. Even though this will make it so CTU may be able to find them, she does what Jack wants. When they hang up she starts giving Bill orders and feels bad about it, but not really, she is Chloe. At the same time, Jack loads Audrey into the cop car he arrived at the airport in.

"Yeah, yeah, you're right, I'm a douche"

Henderson calls Logan and tells him that he didn't kill Jack. Logan's pissed, but a little relieved when Henderson tells him he has the tape. Then he's pissed again when Henderson tells him that he hasn't destroyed the tape. I mean seriously, what did you expect? He's not destroying the tape, he's going to use it as insurance. He insinuates that Logan was behind Walt Cummings' "suicide" and at this point I laugh to myself. Maybe he means he had one of his Secret Service men take him out, because we all know Logan didn't do it himself.



Chloe's located Henderson and he's not too far in front of Jack. This gives Jack pause because Henderson left way too long ago to be so close. He'll have to think about that later though because he turns off his lights as he approaches Henderson's car. When he gets close behind he turns on his lights to blind Henderson who swerves, giving Jack the opportunity to run him off of the road. They crash near some sort of barn and Henderson tries shooting at Audrey and Jack to no avail, obviously. When Henderson runs out of ammo Jack has him cornered. Henderson then tells him that he's had his men following Secretary Heller out of the retreat and if he doesn't check in with them every fifteen minutes, they're going to kill Heller. By now Audrey's made her way in for a loud scream "No!".

Jack makes Henderson cuff himself and calls Chloe to patch him into Heller's cell phone. Why he doesn't just hit redial I don't know. Anyway, Heller confirms that yes, there is a helicopter following him and not just that, he sees one of those damned laser sites on him. Henderson's confident that Jack won't let Heller die, so he tells him to let him go. Heller hears this and says he won't let Jack choose him over the tape. He knows he fraked up not listening to Jack in the first place, and decides to make the decision for Jack. He runs his car off the road into a lake. Jack scream, Audrey screams, I scream, everybody screams. Chloe confirms that Heller's car is in the water, and since it was sorta a cliff, they assume he's dead.


Now that that's not a problem, Jack goes in with his gun. He yells at Henderson that he's killed two patriotic men today, Palmer and Heller. He wonders what's happened to his once friend. He searches him and realizes he doesn't have the tape, that's why he was so close in front of them. Henderson's not giving up where it is. Jack knows that nothing he does will make Henderson talk so Audrey encourages him to just kill Henderson, and I'm behind her on this one.


For a minute, I wasn't sure if I was watching Prison Break or 24 or quite frankly, ER, when Logan calls Graham (played by the amazingly nasty Paul McCrane), some sort of a mysterious money broker guy who seems to have Logan by his balls. Ewe, I just thought of Logan's balls. Logan wants them to call off the hunt for Henderson since he hasn't destroyed the tape and is planning to use it against him if anything happens. Graham and the three other guys in the room with fancy schmancy ear buds, tell Logan that it's not Henderson they're worried about, it's Martha. She's been running her mouth and has even been getting some information from Agent Pierce. Logan says he's going to handle Martha himself.

Speaking of that nut job, she's concerned for Aaron because they were supposed to meet and he didn't show up. Not only that, but she found his phone on the ground. She asks another agent what happened to Aaron and he says he was transferred. Since it's the middle of the night and he was going to meet the First Lady, she thinks this is shady. Another Agent, I'll call him Noneck, comes in and says that Logan wants to see her. He pushes her into another room and closes and locks the door. And guess what? The phones don't work in it so she can't call for help.

Audrey wants to get the tape Henderson handed off so she can get Logan back for causing her father to fly off the cliff to his supposed death. Chloe tracks Henderson's movements before Jack caught up with him and it looks like he stopped off and met another car. That car has made its way to Van Nuys airport, next to a plane that's preparing to take off. Jack wants someone to come get Audrey and Bill says that Curtis is near and since we know he can be trusted, he says he's going to contact him to have him get her. Jack wants to wait until Curtis is there but Audrey insists he go. She doesn't want her father to have died in vain. Since Jack hit Henderson earlier and knocked him out, he's still bound and out. He gives Audrey a gun and tells her not to use the cell phone unless it's an emergency since Henderson's guys will probably be able to track it.

At CTU, Karen and Miles are talking about why they haven't heard anything about Jack's apprehension, seeing they gave Logan the information so long ago. Because Miles is someone I want to kick in the mouth and isn't paying attention to anything that's been going on around him, he tells her to chill out about it. Suddenly they're told that Chloe escaped holding and that she spoke to Shari for a moment who let her go. Took 'em long enough to figure that out. They're pretty sure Chloe's going to try and use her CTU resources so Karen orders Miles to find her. Shari's brought to Karen's office and Karen wants to know why she let Chloe go. Shari tells her that Chloe threatened her with a psych evaluation. Karen wants to know exactly what Chloe said. She tells her about Logan being behind all of this and that he is behind what happened to President Palmer. The look on Karen's face makes me think she believes what Chloe was saying about Logan.


As Martha bangs on the door, Logan comes in. She wonders what's going on and he admits that he had Aaron transferred, and that even though he didn't order the assassination of Palmer, someone who works for him is the one who did it. Martha freaks out, and I'm really hoping she slaps him again because that was awesome. He begs her to stop asking questions because if it comes out what he did, the country wont' be able to take it. She tells him that she hates him and that even though he's a piece of doggie doo, she'll keep his secret, for the good of the country. When Logan calls Graham back, he assures him that he took care of Martha and she knows that if she says anything, she'll go back to the institution. Graham threatens him, underhandedly.


Henderson has finally woken up and has realized Jack's no longer there. He starts trying to convince Audrey that maybe her father is still alive, all she has to do is call someone to have them search. I think she's falling for it at first but then she gets the mad ugly face and tells him to shut up, that she knows what he's trying to do. Nice.

Jack gets to Van Nuys airport and is able to pull around to the fence where the person was dropped off. There's a private plane with what looks like military surrounding it. Not sure how Jack's going to pull this one off. Chloe calls him and says that the helicopter that was over Heller got rerouted and is on its way to Audrey's location. Jack calls Audrey to warn her but she doesn't want to leave the man who killed her father. His guys' helicopter lands and Audrey tries to shoot Henderson but can't, morally, not physically. She leaves the phone on as she tries to run and hide. Not sure how great she'll be shooting these guys if she couldn't even kill the guy who killed her father, but she's going to give it a shot.

Yay! Curtis!!!

Henderson's guys cuts him free and start their search for Audrey. She's hiding behind a hay bale or something and suddenly a hand comes over her mouth, it's Curtis. Yay Curtis!!! His TAC team takes everyone out and Henderson into custody. Audrey tells Jack she's safe and Jack gets on the phone with Curtis, telling him to bring Henderson and to not let anyone question him.

Jack calls Bill. He and Chloe have found out that the flight is a diplomatic flight that's leaving at 2am. What kind of damned flight leaves at 2am? Anyway, Chloe can't get through the State Department firewall without doing some computer stuff that CTU may see. Jack tells her to do it anyway and she does.


Meanwhile, Jack sees a fuel truck going onto the tarmac. He jumps on the back of it, using the ladder to climb on top. The guards search the truck, but don't look on top. Once on the tarmac Jack jumps onto another truck. Bill calls and tells him that he's unable to stop the plane from taking off and Chloe can't get the passenger list.

Unfortunately, Miles is able to do someting nerdy to the computers and traces Chloe to Bill's house. Karen's a bit more suspicious because even though Bill's not there anymore, he's highly respected. They dispatch the TAC team and Miles runs off to do something I'll want to kick his teeth in for later, I'm sure. Karen puts a call into Mike Novick. She asks him if he knows anything and they talk about how weird it is that Logan took the responsibility away from Gardner. Mike also admits that he hasn't seen this supposed evidence Logan has on Jack. This only fuels Karen's suspicions.


Karen makes the decision and calls Bill from her cell phone. She says she knows Chloe's there and that there's a TAC team on it's way to pick her up. They don't believe her at first but she admits that she made a mistake earlier, but after hearing crazy Shari's story, she's now convinced more is going on. To prove the TAC team is on the way she tells Chloe the techno babble Miles said he did to locate her. Bill wants Chloe to leave so she's not arrested but she needs to get the passenger list for Jack before she goes.


Jack sees luggage being loaded into the plane and puts on his magic hoodie. Thank the Lords of Kobol he wore that today. He pretends he's a baggage handler. Instead of throwing the bags on though, he hops in the cargo hold. The doors close behind him. BAD ASS!