TOMORROW! TOMORROW!

....I love ya, TOMORROW. You're only a day away!!!!!

2 DAYS LEFT!!!

This picture isn't from 24 but it's definitely one of my favorite Keifer pictures

It's official, 24 is the best show on television and it's not even on yet! I'm more excited about this show then I am when I actually watch other shows. I've decided to get a tattoo of Jack Bauer. Please give me feedback on where on my body it should go.

3 DAYS LEFT!!!

I almost think it's not real. Somebody pinch me! It doesn't seem like too long ago, sometime in May, that we last left the love of my life, Jack Bauer. I won't say where he went, for those of you who haven't finished the 5th season yet (Mom) but I will say that it'll be nice to have Mr. Bauer back in my life. 3 more days!!! I'm not counting or anything.

TIRED

I was tired of the pink.

4 DAYS LEFT!!!

Who else makes a door and a gun look this cool? Huh?

Is it really just 4 days? Four days from now, on the lovely Sunday, January 14th, the day before we celebrate the man that is Martin Luther King, Jr. , we'll be seeing another man, the man I fell in love with five years ago, late September, early October. The country had just experienced the greatest terror attack ever on our soil and then Jack Bauer appeared, saving America, his family, the world. One of the first times, since the first season of ER, where I clung to every word, loved every second, cried at the pure satisfaction I felt watching one of the best characters ever on television. So, in 4 days, we get another taste of life with Jack Bauer, the baddest cat around.

BATTLESTAR RETURNS ON SUNDAYS!!!

For those of you who watch Battlestar Galactica, and really, it should be all of you because it's such a great show, it will be returning to the schedule on Sunday, January 21st, as a companion to their new show, The Dresden Files. Don't forget to set your VCRs. Haha, VCRs. Do they still make them?

THE DRESDEN FILES

The Sci Fi Channel is premiering a show in two weeks, January 21st, called The Dresden Files. It stars the lovely and talented, and did I say lovely, Paul Blackthorne. You may remember him from 24. He was Saunders in season 3. The show's about a magician who uses his magical powers to help solve crimes. If anything watch the show for Paul and stay for the cool effects and funny one liners.

5 DAYS LEFT!!!

Seriously? 5 days? Okay, so I'm not counting Sunday because it's on Sunday, 8pm ET/PT on FOX, viewer discretion is advised. But still, 5 days! My heart is pounding, my palms are sweaty (I refuse to quote Eminem here) but I am more then excited that this time next week I'll be somewhat (big word alert!) satiated from having spent 4 hour with Mr. Jack Bauer. Ah, Jack.

I LOVE NEW YORK! (SORTA) LIVE BLOG

Okay, so I happened to be watching TV and guess what's premiering? I LOVE NEW YORK! Yes, our lovely New York from Flavor of Love has her own show. I knew the show was gonna be good when they showed my girl putting Vaseline on her legs and smoking Newports. Wow. This chick is great. Trashy, heck yeah, but that's what makes her great. I apologize in advance for not having any pictures, because damn, those pictures would be great, but there's not too much traffic on the Internet, or VH1.com where I can get the pics. UPDATED: I just found a few pics and added them. Because of computer troubles I had to wait until today, Tuesday, to finish it.

We got a little taste of where we last left our lovely potty mouthed New York. Her crazy mother, her sexcapades with Flav. Ick, I think I just threw up in my mouth. Then we see her in house, smokin' her Newports and waiting for the 20 "gorgeous" guys they have ready for her. And by gorgeous I mean crazy and ugly.

As the guys are waiting for her someone comes out of the mansion they'll be living in and it ain't New York. It's the gayest guy I've seen in a long time. His name is Chamo. He's New York stylist and assistant. Um, dude you need to be fired.

When she walks out she loves it because the guys freak out. She must not have seen the guys yet. I thought the girls were crazy, these guys are FAREEKS. I think they think they look good. Well, they don't.

Oh, it's nickname time! Not yet though, there's a surprise. I think I know who this is. But wait, a commercial. Gotta fast forward this. Damn! This is an hour and a half. Dudes, I don't know if I can make it that long. I mean there's trash TV and then there's trash TV, and this is definitely the latter. Just ten minutes into it and it could be too hard to watch. I'll give it some time.


Back from commercials. Yes! It's her mother. Or father. You thought New York was crazy, her mother, well, damn. What can you say about New York's transvestite mother? She's here to make sure her daughter finds the right man. Ok New York's crazy mother, don't let her be on a reality show, then. That's the first step.

Now we get to the naming section. Here's what she named them... "Rico" (although that as already his nickname), "Pootie" (he named himself because he likes to get some, ewe), "Tango" (his mother named him that), "Wood" (his last name) this isn't going well, she's not giving them anything else. "Whiteboy" is the next, progress. "12 Pack" (because of his abs), "Heat" (because he's hot), "T-Bone" (big and juicy), "Jersey" (guess why), the weirdo white guy wanted "Stud", but they decided "Mr. Boston" because guess what, he's from Boston, "Onyx", "T-Weed" (Tumbleweed), "Ace" (he's a tennis coach), "Trendz" (trend setter), "Bonez" (he's tall and lean, bag of bones), "T-Money" (his friends called him that), oh, we got brothers. "Real" (because she's feeling him), "Chance" (because he has a chance. He's a "thug" her mother says and that she deserves better. Again I'll bring up their current situation), "Token" (some dumbass reason). Wow, the last guy, oh dear Lord. I can't even describe it. Cheesy. No, that's not his name. Uh oh, he's crying. He lost his dog a few weeks ago. They name him "Romance". "Crazy" or "Psycho" or "Serial Killer" may have been better.

"I lost my bitch, now I have you"

New York talks her mother into going outside with all of the guys to give them a chance. They're all drinking, this is gonna be good. Drunk crazy guys, I love it. New York goes off with Chance to talk and I'm sorta scared for her. But she's really feeling him. Oh no, Mr. Boston decides to come out and steal New York away. Not from Chance. Uh oh. I can't even begin to describe these people, it's beyond description.

When we get back from the commercial Chance and Mr. Boston are still arguing, but his brother, Real, comes over and breaks it up. But guess what? New York loves Chance. Yes, she likes the thuggish, baggy clothes, and she likes that he drinks a lot. Just what I look for in a man. And then of course New York is impressed that the whitest of white boys, Mr. Boston, stepped to this thug. She's crazy.

T-Bone, the greasy, big, ugly guy tries to talk to New York. New York's mother asked him at some point when the last time he was with a woman, Biblically. He whispers it to New York, who then tells us it's been three years. Really, that wasn't too long ago for him. T-Bone tells her that women have told him he has nice eyes. When his glasses come off they are beautiful. I mean, if you like guys with wandering eyes. It's unpredictable. Where's he looking? Is he looking at me? At that girl? Keeps you on your toes.

New York then goes around to meet with the rest of the guys. She tells us she has a third eye. Dr. Bailey calls it a vajayjay. She definitely connects with a few of them, but some of them she's quite board. They need to start a fight, be thuggish, drink a lot, that's what she likes.

Her mom thinks some of the guys are gay. Oh, she should go on Gay, Straight or Taken. She goes around asking them all if they're gay. Not as classy as that, but she gets her point across. Oh dear Lord. I had major computer problems and wasn't able to live blog the end of the show.

Here's the gist. New York's mother gets into a fight with Chance, the thug. Rico calls New York some Spanish name that's cute, but means "little black girl". Even thogh New York is cultured and all she just doesn't understand it and throws a tizzy fit. I'm sure the drinking didn't have anything to do with it. (SARCASM! SARCASM! SARCASM!)

In the end, even though her mother forbade it, New York ended up picking Chance to move forward. Her mother flipped out but did we expect anything less from our New York? She also chose Rico, after doing some "research" and learning he didn't mean any harm, and oddly enough, the very odd Romance, she liked the dog story, and Mr. Boston, the weirdest person I've seen on a reality show in awhile.

The previews for the season seem very interesting and God help me, I can't wait to see what happens. She does have a few alright looking guys, one or two cute ones, and the rest are just, eh. Should be a fun ride.

GAY, STRAIGHT OR TAKEN

No, I'm not describing my typical Saturday night out. I'm talking about the new Lifetime, yes, I said Lifetime show in which a girl goes out for the day with three guys and after hanging out and doing different tests with them, tries to figure out if they're Gay, Straight or Taken. I thought I was really good at this. Actually, no I didn't, I was never good at this. I'm the Queen of not knowing if a guy is taken or gay. Anyway, as surprising as it was, it was fun to try to figure out who was which. Both shows I couldn't figure it out and was surprised at the results. If she chooses the guy who's straight and available they get to go on a vacation. If not, the guy she chooses and their significant other go on the vacation. This show isn't winning any awards and when American Idol comes on I probably won't watch it, but, I'll catch the reruns, it's cute.

6 DAYS LEFT!!!

I'm gonna pee my pants with excitement. 6 more days until I see the love of my life, the man who can do no wrong, the coolest guy ever to grace the small (and probably big) screen, Jack Bauer, returning from his 18 month vacation. I'm not sure if it's been 18 months, but it's been at least a year for our dear little Jack. I've missed him deeply. If you want to get a recap of the last season, start at the bottom and go up... http://primetimetvblog.blogspot.com/search/label/24