THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING

Is it wrong to love a terrorist? That's what our dear Jack is during this episode. He put on a hoodie and boarded the baggage area of the most poorly guarded diplomatic plane leaving at the most un-Godly hour.

Karen's on the phone with Bill who tells her that Jack's a stowaway on that plane and that Chloe's leaving his house. As she's talking that little rodent Miles comes in with his stupid frakkin' lisp. She tells him to go down to the situation room to run the ambush on Bill, and this confuses him. He leaves and Karen lets Bill know that he's going to be arrested, and that when Chloe's gone, to call her on a "dry" line. I'm not really sure what the hell a "dry" line is but I guess it's better then a "wet" line. Bill writes the number down and sends Chloe off to a hotel down the street just as the Homeland Security team gets there. He takes off his shirt and messes up his hair, as if he was asleep at 2am, yeah right. They ask if she's there and he denies it. They push past him and realize she's not there. The team wants to question him but he says that he'll only talk to Karen. Karen orders them to bring him in and to search for Chloe's car. Miles questions her and she insists that she wants to do the questioning.

I'd like an aisle seat on the wing please, thank you.

Chloe's made it to that hotel and sets up her computer in the bar. Okay, this is LA and anyone who knows anything about bars in LA knows they close earlier then my Grandma goes to sleep. Usually around 130 or 2. I guess since it's a hotel bar and most people in America think bars stay open longer this is okay, but just for you guys that were curious, in LA this wouldn't happen. Well, most of it wouldn't happen anywhere, anyway, but hey, that's just splitting hairs. She calls Karen and tells her that she's unable to get into the passenger manifest and Karen does some techie thing and makes it possible for Chloe to see it. At the bar is a drunk guy who I'm sure will hit on Chloe sooner or later.

"What? What? He was sleeping when I sat down."

After Chloe hangs up with her she calls Jack who's sitting patiently in the baggage hold. Chloe tells him that Karen's now on their side and he asks that she get the name and seat number of the Air Marshal. She tells it to him and Jack goes to the door in the plane floor. Lucky for him no one is around or watching and he's able to hop out of the hole into the plane cabin. He sits down next to the Air Marshal, saying he's switching seats. The Air Marshal is completely inept and believes him. That's until Jack's elbow hits him in the face and knocks him out. Jack lovingly puts a pillow under his head so he can rest comfortably. He takes his gun and badge and goes back to the galley. Chloe finds who she thinks is the guy Henderson may have passed the recording to. His name is Hans Meyer and he works for Omicron. Jack approaches the man, sits down and poses as the Air Marshal, saying something is wrong with Meyer's luggage. The man follows him to the galley and Jack knocks him out and dumps him down the cargo hold door. He gets it closed and locked right before the stuart- oh, I'm sorry, flight attendant comes in.

At the Presidential compound, Martha's pissed because she can't have her pills. She tries to complain to the Secret Service agent at her door, but he's an ass, nothing like our dear sweet Aaron who's been absent for too damn long. She calls Mike Novick and he comes over so she can complain to him how pissed she is that she can't have her medication. He says he'll try to help her.

Logan's on the phone with Graham (Paul McCrane) who tells him that Jack hasn't found the recording yet. Mike comes in to talk to Logan about Martha. He tells her that she's really off her rocker now. He wonders if there's something going on that he should know. What, you mean like the President being involved in the assassination of another President? Yeah, like that. Logan says that it's a personal matter, nothing to do with national security. He also admits that he and Martha's relationship is over at which point Mike says, "Thank God, that bitch is crazy." Mike gives his sympathies and Logan approves him giving Martha some of her pills.

Jack is in the cargo hold with Meyers and wakes him up. He claims he hasn't seen or heard from Henderson in months. Not counting the minute or two they were together earlier. Jack demands to see his luggage.

Cue the man in the bar to approach Chloe. He wonders if she's a student. Yeah, she's a student... of "get the hell away from me". She rebuffs him and he leaves. I'm sure this isn't the last we've seen of dear drunk patron. Chloe calls Airport Customs and asks to speak to someone who cleared the passengers.

In the plane cabin, the flight attendant wants to passengers to prepare of some turbulence. When she turns around it's clear someone is missing. They hit a patch of mild turbulence and the poor Air Marshal flops over into the seats next to him. The flight attendants approach him and he wakes up. He says that a man attacked him. One of the flight attendants calls the captain, Cotter, and he tells his copilot to lock the door. Shouldn't the door have already been locked? The Air Marshal tells them that the man also took his gun. If I was on this plane I'd be sh*tting in my pants right about now.

Mike's made it back to Martha with her crazy pills. He wonders if something more's going on then they're telling him. He's a pretty smart guy that Mike Novick. She says that no, it's just marital problems. Yeah, the problem is her husband's a d*ck.

As Jack's looking through Meyer's luggage, the guy pleads his innocence. Chloe tells him that she may have made a mistake. Apparently Meyers was in customs for the last three hours and there was no way Henderson could have slipped him the tape. Huh, I bet Jack feels dumb now. Just as Jack gets this information he can feel the plane's being turned around. He tells Chloe that he thinks he's been found out. He tries to open the cargo hold door in the floor and it won't budge. The Air Marshal locks the cargo door and tells the flight attendant to tell the captain they have they guy in the cargo hold. She's worried about the passenger he has with him but the Air Marshal is only slightly concerned.

Jack and Meyer hears the sound of air being sucked out. He realizes the captain is letting all of the air out, in hopes that it'll knock Jack and the man out. I'm thinking it'll kill them, but that's just me. He tells Chloe what's going on and she calls Karen. Jack wants her to connect him with the captain. As she does that, the drunk bar patron approaches Chloe again. She's agitated for a moment and then smiles, offering him to sit down. He sits down and she hits him with a stun gun. He passes out and she goes back to work. I love this girl. Karen is able to connect Jack with the captain of the plane.

Jack talks to the captain and explains what's going on, that it's a matter of national security. Cotter's not convinced. Hey buddy, he didn't use the yellow pages to get you. Jack does bring that up. Cotter asks his copilot for some advice and he tells him that it's better to be safe then sorry, and they should just land the plane. I kinda agree with that. Can't fault him for wanting to be safe. Cotter refuses to let him up. In the BAD ASS moment of the week, Jack finds a panel on the plane and pulls it off. He then takes a luggage strap and pulls on the wires inside. This causes the plane to jar and go into a dive. Jack warns Cotter that if he cares about the lives of the passengers he'll turn the air back on. Damn, I do love him. And I feel so sorry for the people on this plane who don't understand what a hero Jack is. Cotter relents and they turn on the air and let Jack back up. Jack dumps the Air Marshal in the hole. The passengers do flip out when they see Jack with a gun. He goes up to the front of the plane. Jack wants Cotter to circle to give him enough time to search the plane. Cotter says he can't do that it's against regulations. Well so is stowawaying on a flight and holding it hostage but it didn't stop Jack now did it?

Logan finds out that Jack's on that plane and freaks out, since this probably means he's close to or has gotten his hands on the recording. He calls Graham who tells him he needs to order the plane down immediately.

Karen also learns that the secret of Jack hijacking the plane is out and worries that as soon as Logan knows, he'll have the plane swarmed the moment it lands and the tape will be confiscated, along with Jack. Before she orders anything, she wants confirmation that Jack actually has the recording. Bill comes in around now, in handcuffs, and she orders him into one of the interrogation rooms, telling them that she'll be questioning him.

Miles and his stupid self calls Novick to complain about Karen's behavior. Mike tells him that he doesn't have time for his issues. Neither do we Mike, trust me. He says that Karen's in charge and what she's done doesn't sound that bad. Yeah you tool. Miles is watching the feed from the interrogation room and watches as Karen hits some buttons. Suddenly the feed stops and Miles is confused.

Karen tells Bill that they're clear. She says that until she actually sees or hears the evidence against Logan she's going to be skeptical. She updates him on what's going on with Jack and then gets a phone call. It's Logan and Mike. They want to know what's going on with the hijacked diplomatic flight. Logan says that it's Jack trying to escape prosecution and that he wants Jack brought in, dead or alive. For some reason this shocks Mike. Karen also finds it a little suspect, but agrees to the order. Bill says that Logan will do whatever he can to get that evidence from Jack. Unfortunately, Karen can't really do anything to stop the plane from landing. Mike questions Logan about his "dead or alive" decision and Logan claims that Jack's been lying to them all day. If that ain't the pot callin' the kettle black.

At the bar, the drunk patron wakes up and Chloe zaps him again. She calls flight operations and asks them why the copilot didn't board the plane. Copilot Evans replaced him last minute. She quickly looks Evans up and learns that he used to fly the private jets for Omicron.

She calls Jack and tells him. A passenger tries rushing Jack, but silly passenger, he has a gun. Jack holds back killing him, for now. He asks Chloe to patch him into the pilot only and explains the situation, that Evans is associated with a known terrorist. Cotter's suspect but doesn't say anything. Evans wonders what that was all about and he plays it off. He makes small talk about how sh*tty it is they got stuck with this flight. Cotter fakes a leg cramp and stands up. Evans is weary and when Cotter goes for the door he grabs a flashlight and knocks him out. Fortunately, Cotter got to the door in time and unlocks it. Jack barges in with the gun and orders Evans to give him the tape, which he does. Can't really argue with a gun in your face. He tells Evans to get back in the pilots seat and land the plane. He calls Chloe and tells her that he'll be landing soon.

Martha calls Logan and mumbles to him incoherently about how she wishes he would have told her about what's going on. He reminds her that she's been on the brink of a nervous breakdown and has had multiple trips to the looney bin. He hangs up on her when he gets a call from Graham. They intercepted a call from Chloe to Karen and learned that Jack's not only in control of the plane, but he has the recording. He orders Logan to have the plane shot down. Either that or go to prison for treason and murder. That bastard!

KISS KISS BANG BANG

I'm really not liking these three week intervals in seeing this show. I think every show should implement what 24 does. A new show each week for four months. That's the way to do it people. Regardless, a very stellar and ultimately surprising episode of LOST. As usual they ended with a bang. Literally.

We pick up where we last left off, Michael has just mysteriously wandered out of the jungle, collapsing in front of Jack and Kate. They work to wake him up and then Jack gets the idea that maybe they're not out there alone. Wow, and he's a doctor. He starts looking around. Kate gets irritated because she thinks he just escaped. Always the optimist our little Kate.

In the hatch Ana-Lucia's cooking something up. Probably something she's not going to share with the other forty people on the island. She looks over to the hatch and we get a flashback. It's her, as a cop, and her mother, the Captain, approaches. From the "previously on" earlier, we knew tonight would be about her, and about the dude she killed that shot her so damn long ago I don't even remember what happened. Come to find out, they've finally found his body and it's only a day after the last flashback of hers we saw. I'm confused. Time moves so damn slowly on this show. I'm not complaining necessarily, but whatever. Anyway, her mom takes her down to the morgue for some mother/daughter bonding time. She wants to know where Ana-Lucia was the night before, since she said this wasn't the guy the guy who shot her, and they had to release him and now he's dead. Ana-Lucia tries to play it off, saying she was home watching TV. I think it would be awesome to get an Alias shout out right about now, but they don't. Since her mother is the Captain she insists on helping her through this. Instead, Ana-Lucia turns in her badge and gun and quits being a cop. Not sure how this will help since they'll still prosecute her.

Back in the hatch Ana-Lucia goes into the locker with the fruit she's cut up for Henry. Oh, nice, she is sharing. Henry's sulking over in the corner. She tells him that she used to be a cop. Yes, we know, we know. Apparently as a beat cop she's seen a lot of killers. I know she's supposed to be from LA but we don't have that many killers hanging around. In a city of 20 million though I'm sure we have some. I just argued with myself there. Anyway, she says that most killers, all they want to do is talk, but not him. Wow, she must have been a great cop. This point is proved when he mumbles something and she leans in to hear what it was. If you didn't guess it you're fairly dumb, he jumps at her and punches her, then throws her to the ground and starts choking her. He's yelling that she's killed two of them, and that they were good people who were trying to leave them alone. Good people? If I remember correctly the one she killed snapped one of the tailie's necks the night before she took him out. Not sure how that counts as good people. And now I'm wondering who that other person she killed is. We know Goodwin, but who else. If you can remember let me know. Luckily for her Locke comes in and knocks Henry out with his crutch before he can kill Ana-Lucia.

Next we see Ana-Lucia in the real world and she's one of those TSA screeners at the airport, looking extremely thankful for her job. Like I said, I guess since she quit she doesn't have to face murder charges. Later she's comes into the bar and orders a tequila tonic. Man, she wants to get sh*tfaced. Anyway, low and behold, guess who's there next to her? Jack's father. He's drunk, of course, and hitting on her, of course. I'm waiting for her to drop him, but she doesn't. They commiserate with each other. The jist of it is that he used to be a doctor but his son got him kicked out for drinking on the job. She used to be cop but shot a suspect in cold blood. She doesn't tell him that, but we can see they're two like minds. He tells her he's going to Sydney, and hey, here's a question, why doesn't she come with him. Drop kicking time, but no, she wonders why he wants her to come, besides the hot sex he wants to have with her. He makes up some bullsh*t about him needing protection from the gringos, I mean dingos. Oh yeah, and how fate brought them together. She believes it, and I'm thinking it could be the tequilla tonic talking. Since they don't know each other's names, he suggests they go by fake ones. He's going to be "Tom" and wants her to be "Sarah". Coincidently, Jack's wife's name is Sarah. Oh, and for the rest of this blog I'm going to just call him Tom because I have no idea what his name is for real.

Back on the island Ana-Lucia's rubbing the huge gash in her head. Libby comes up and asks if she's okay. She says that the guy in the hatch attacked her. Since Libby was with her when everything went down with Goodwin, she understands.

Locke examines the blast doors, still curious about them and then goes into the locker to check out Henry. He's in a talkative mood now. Locke's curious why he attacked Ana-Lucia but didn't attack him when he had the chance, pinned under the hatch door. Henry admits that it's because he's "one of the good ones". Locke's confused and so am I, seeing that he helped his father steal money. I guess petty theft is okay, as long as you don't benefit from it. Anyway, Henry tells Locke that he's not hopeful for a good trade, that when Jack comes back empty handed they'll kill him or when the Others find out where he is, they'll kill him because he failed in his mission. Apparently the guy in charge of all of this is a brilliant man, but not very forgiving, that he'll surely have him killed once he realizes he failed. What was his mission I was screaming at the TV. In my mind at least, my roommate was sleeping by now. When Henry was captured he was coming to get Locke. Interesting. I can't see him overpowering him and taking him, but maybe. Before he can react, Kate and Jack come back with Michael and Locke closes the locker door.

Lovely misguided Sawyer is in the jungle picking fruit. He could pick my... sorry, every once in awhile my fingers just type what's in my head. Ana-Lucia comes up and Sawyer tells her to get away from his fruit. Yeah bitch, don't be touchin' his fruit. She hasn't come for his fruit, like any normal woman, she's come for his gun. Actually... He says that he should just get the gun from her boyfriend Jack. Ana-Lucia points out that he's off with Kate and makes some comment about Kate being Sawyer's girl. Sawyer then turns all Farmer Joe and tells her to "git".

In the Sydney hotel room, Ana-Lucia wakes up at nearly 4 am for a stiff one. No, Jack's dad's not there. She pours herself a drink and suddenly there's banging on the door. It's Tom, he says that it's time for her to start protecting him. She wonders after three days of sitting around, why he's so interested in doing something now. What, you have something better to do right now? They both stagger out of the room and I'm really hoping wherever they're about to go is walking distance. No, they're driving. I guess Ana-Lucia slept most of her liquor off. It's raining and Tom tells her to pull over at some house in the suburbs. He gets out and knocks on some lady's door. When she opens it she's pissed. I mean I'd be really pissed too if some drunk dude showed up to my house at 4 in the morning. He could have waited a few hours I think. Anyway, from the car Ana-Lucia hears him yelling that "she's my daughter, I have the right to see her". Interesting, Jack has a sister out there. Why wouldn't I be surprised if she was on that island? Or if she was Claire? Although the lady at the door doesn't look old enough to have a daughter Claire's age. He also says that he's the one paying for the mortgage of the house. Ana-Lucia sees the conversation escalating and goes into cop mode. Drunk cop mode, but cop mode no less. She pulls Tom away as the woman tells him to never come back.

On the beach, Hurley approaches Sayid and asks him about the radio they found awhile back and picked up some old ass music. He wants to let Libby listen to it and score some points when it's just the thought that counts and no songs come on. He makes some Say Anything reference that I don't get although that was a great movie. Sayid feels for him, wants everyone to find love even though his was shot in the stomach by that bitch Ana-Lucia. He tells Hurley that there's a nice beach, about three kilometers from where they are. Three kilometers?!? Did they drop a four wheeler as well? Sayid thinks about that time he took Shannon there and makes me believe it was more than a few weeks ago.

Jack's still trying to get Michael to wake the hell up. I wish he would figure out what's wrong with him because it's fairly irritating that he passed out right when he got to them. Anyway, Locke thinks that this means the Others are ready to trade. Jack quickly cuts him down and says that no, Michael isn't a trade, seeing that the Others aren't really the kind of guys who will just trust them. Damn, someone's feeling a bit embarrassed his plan didn't work out quite like he wanted it to.

Sawyer's walking through the woods and because he has such a keen sense of hearing, can tell someone's following him. Turns out it's Ana-Lucia hoping to follow him to his stash. He's not falling for it though. She says that that's cool, she'll just take the gun he has. They end up wrestling around on the ground and she kisses him. He's a bit surprised but starts kissing her back. Finally someone gets some hot action on this island.

In Sydney it's daylight, barely, and Ana-Lucia is just getting around to asking who it was Tom was arguing with. He's not very forthcoming. She stops the car because she's tired of living in Sydney for free with a pretty decent looking older guy. He's still upset because he's realized that he cut his son off for telling the truth and wanting him to get help. She admits that she came to Sydney because she was running away from something as well. Tom realizes she's stopped in front of a bar. His says this is fate. Yeah, fate wants you to be a pathetic drunk loser. It's fun to watch. He wants her to come with him, but she says no. He opens the door to leave and it's none other then Sawyer who yells at him for banging into him. This is obviously right before the two meet up in the bar to talk about Jack. Man this show is crazy! Ana-Lucia tells him they should just go back but he says that they can never go back and gets out and leaves.

Sawyer's laying on the jungle floor in post-coital bliss. Instead of going in for seconds Ana-Lucia wants to run off. I'm thinking because she snagged the gun from him. He's not really the sharpest tool in the shed but what he lacks in intelligence he makes up in looks. She takes off after some cute barbs from him.

On the beach, Hurley's throwing all kinds of food into his back pack. I'd be pissed if I were any of the castaways. Seeing the fat guy take all my food would really get me going. And being a larger gentlemen, you'd think he'd know what to do with food. A picnic doesn't really mean canned olives and Dharma fruit loops. Libby busts him throwing food in his bag and he insists that he's not doing this because he's an overeater. He's doing it because he planned a surprise picnic. She's touched and wants to know where they're going. He wants to keep this a surprise, at least until he blurts it out in a few minutes.

Ana-Lucia's made her way back into the hatch and sees Jack. She wonders if anything happened and he says, that besides for Michael returning, no nothing. He wonders what she did to get the gash in her head but Locke covers for her, says he left the faucet on and she slipped. She's surprised he covered for her, and I am too. No time to talk about it though, Michael's groaning in the background. Everyone makes their way to him. He's groggy but is able to tell them what happened. He says that he walked to where they found the tailies and saw one of them, dressed dirty and looking like one of the Others Kate, Jack and Sawyer saw before. He followed the person and he led them to their camp. It's set up with tents and teepees, and just what you would except from people who look like that. Kate glances up at Jack, seeing that she found that stuff with Claire that completely rejects this idea that they're cave people. No one says anything and lets Michael keep talking. Suddenly I don't trust our dear sweet son loving Michael. Anyway, he says there's just two dozen of them, but no children or no boat visible. He then tells them that he saw a hatch, just like the one they have, and its guarded by two guys with two guns, that those are all the guns he saw. Well we know they have the one they shot Sawyer's ear with and the ones they took from the group in the jungle before, so we know it's more. He thinks they can take them since most of them are old and women. I'm really offended by that. The two main girls, Ana-Lucia and Kate could totally kick some ass. Anyway, he also thinks the kids and the tailies are being kept in the hatch with Walt and that when he gets his strength back, he's going to get him.

In the computer room Locke's going over some things, I'm assuming his little island map drawing. Jack comes and admits that Locke was right. That when he and Sayid beat the crap out of Henry at the beginning, they were right and he was wrong. Locke points out that he did what he thought was best at the time, but in the future he wants to be included in the decision making process. Fair enough I think. Jack's all gung ho about going out and getting Walt and freeing the tailies. Locke's not so sure since the bearded guy said not to cross the line. Jack thinks they're all liars and should just do what they want. Why isn't anyone remembering what Kate saw? Or Claire for that matter, she saw the bearded guy WITHOUT the beard. Locke does agree that they need to do something. They go tell Kate and Ana-Lucia that they're going to get the guns back from Sawyer. They want Kate to go because he's soft on her. Ana-Lucia volunteers to stay and watch Michael, then eyes the hatch because she has some plans that probably include that gun she stole from Sawyer.

In the jungle (the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight) Hurley and Libby are trying to find this secret beach. Libby's astuteness tells her that they've walked by the same tree three times. Was she marking it with chalk or something because all those damn trees look alike to me. She feels bad and he says that they've actually arrived. When they get out of the jungle Libby notices that it's the same beach they're camped on. Hurley doesn't believe it until she points out Jin who's down the beach, fishing. If Hurley didn't feel like a complete failure before... She says that's okay, they'll just picnic there, and to whip out the blankets. Unfortunately he didn't bring blankets, or anything to drink. She makes him feel better by saying that she'll go get the blankets and he can get some Dharma wine from Rose and Bernard. Apparently since they decided to stay they're living it up.

The group finally makes it to the beach and catch Sawyer trying to finish the manuscript. Jack takes it and throws it in the fire, which is pretty damn insensitive. He tells him that they want the guns. Seeing he didn't ask nicely Sawyer doesn't want to give them up. Kate tries to convince him, but alas, even she can't get him to say yes. Pretty soon Jack's done talking and pulls his gun on Sawyer. Sawyer reaches for his gun and... it's not there. Didn't he realize that when he was putting his clothes back on? I'll let that one go. He mumbles "bitch" and tells them that she took his gun. We see Ana-Lucia taking the gun out and checking it and doing the standard thing people in movies and shows do when they want the audience to know that yes, they do have a gun. Locke realizes what's going on and tells Jack that he needs to tell him something.

Ana-Lucia's in with Henry and slides her knife to him to cut himself free. He starts blabbing that Goodwin tried to convince them that she was worthy, but they never believed it, especially after she killed him. She says that Goodwin was going to kill her but Henry wonders out loud if that was actually true. Must I bring up again him snapping that innocent guy's neck and tossing his body somewhere? Ana-Lucia pulls the gun on him and they have a stare down.

The flashback we're treated to is one we've seen many times. It's Jack pleading with the ticket agent at the airport to clear his father's body through security. Wow, she must have hung out in the hotel for a few days since Jack's father had to die and Jack make it down there before she left. She sits down and calls her mother. She tells her where she is and there's a sweet moment between them as Ana-Lucia tells her she's coming home. Her mother takes down the flight number and says she'll be there for her when she gets home.

Ana-Lucia's sitting in the hatch on the couch, looking at the gun. Michael comes in and wonders where everyone is. She tells him that everyone went to get the guns from Sawyer. This surprises him, but really, should it? She explains to him that there's an Other in the gun locker and she tried to kill him but couldn't. She breaks down and that she can't do "this" anymore. I'm assuming she means live. At least I hope that's what she means. He goes to the door and thinks about something for a moment. Then he says that he'll do it. After some convincing she gives him the gun and the combination for the locker. She looks extremely relieved. Michael then tells her that he's sorry. Sorry about what you may ask. Sorry about THIS! BAM. He shoots her in her chest. HOT DAMN! To top it off, Libby comes in with the blankets after hearing the shots and questions Michael. He's startled and turns around and shoots her twice in the blankets she's carrying. Michael looks completely hurt that it's come to this. He then goes and opens the locker. Henry looks confused and scared. Then Michael turns the gun on himself and shoots himself in the arm. DAMN! When this show decides to go all out it goes all the frak out!

OLD MAN IN THE HOLE

That damn Bellick. He's so damn nosy and rude. He needs a good kick in the ass. Or he needs to be thrown down a hole. At least one wish can come true.

The last moment we saw this douche he had just discovered Michael hole. Wow, I would love to discover... sorry. Bellick has a happy smirk on his face and I would love to just hit it with a shovel. Luckily, Westmoreland is there to do just that. They fight for a minute and Westmoreland crashes into the glass coffee pot and it breaks. Then he gets the upper hand, I don't know how, he's like 80. He smashes Bellick in the head, knocking him out. Unfortunately, in the fight, Westmoreland was stabbed by the broken coffee pot. He pulls the large piece of glass out of his wound.

Out in the yard the gang watches as the dogs that were after Lincoln, I guess, are being walked around the building. T-Bag says that whenever he tried to escape before it's always been the dogs that have found him. Westmoreland comes out of the guard's break room, pushing a big trash can. That'd be awesome if Bellick was folded up in there. Anyway, the rest of the guys talk about the escape that looks like it's going down in three days. The only snag is Michael has to figure out how to get into the infirmary and to get Lincoln out of the SHU.

Westmoreland comes up to them and says that they have to go, ASAP. He says that Bellick found the hole and he did his best to cover it up. They have to go before everyone realizes Bellick is missing. Missing, as in tied up and pushed down the hole into the sewer system by Westmoreland. Priceless. Sucre thinks they're all good, that no one will miss Bellick. Since he has his nose into everything at the prison, C-Note doesn't think they have much time. Michael tells them that as soon as it gets dark they'll head out. He also tells them that to avoid the dogs chasing them down to scrub out their cell as best they can.

Abruzzi confirms he'll have the plane ready by tonight. Michael tells C-Note to get some peroxide, and Manche's in charge of getting the suits they'll need. Michael's in charge of getting the key. Once everything's in place they'll leave after dinner during "Tier Time", that they'll all leave through Michael cell because Lord knows that won't be obvious or anything. T-Bag is worried since head count is only an hour later so they'll have to hurry. Everyone's worried this won't work, including me.

Poor sweet Lincoln is in the cell and asks one of the guards if he can get a message to Michael to let him know that he was in an accident. Since all the guards guarding Linc are now a**holes, he says to put it in his will.

Veronica's done some sleuthing and learned the address of the house that matches the number they discovered on Quinn's cell phone earlier. She also found out that the house was paid for by an offshore account, blah blah, by Terrance Steadman's estate. These people didn't do a good job of hiding their tracks. Anyway, Veronica gets the bright idea of going to Blackfoot, Montana.

Bellick's finally regained consciousness and realizes where he is. He starts trying to yell and wiggle out of the situation, but to no avail. In the cafeteria two of the C.O.s are talking about where Bellick could be. Michael and C-Note overheard the conversation and C-Note's concerned. Michael tries to reassure him and C-Note says he won't have the peroxide until after yard duty. Also in the cafeteria T-Bag approaches a guy and asks him for his brussels sprouts. Not really the best time to be watching what you eat. He takes them and puts them in his pocket, Napoleon Dynamite style. Before he leaves the cafeteria Michael goes to Tweener and tells him that they're leaving tonight. Obviously Tweener's a bit confused since he told Bellick that they were planning to break out. Michael instructs him to see C-Note who will explain everything to him.

The Vice President is meeting with a few men. Not like that, mind in the gutter. Apparently the Energy bill they told her to be all for in the Senate wasn't vetoed by the President after all. He's passed it, much to their chagrin. They tell her that she was supposed to make sure the President vetoed it. They threaten her with their power and I hope she kicks them in the teeth. If these people were real and I was around them I'd totally be kicking them in the teeth. And kicking the guys in the nuts. Except for T-Bag, he'd probably like that.

I looked through about 30 pictures of this scene and this was the only one I found with emotion

Michael goes to the infirmary to talk to Dr. Sara. She's not having any of it though and looks pissed. He tries to apologize to her for getting her involved. He says that he's planning to get his brother out of there, and that he needs her help. Uh oh. This is ballsy. She says she is obligated to report this, and that this isn't the way. He says that she's the only person that can help him. And he's not asking her to steal or hurt anyone, he just wants her to leave the door unlocked when she leaves. She thinks she was part of the plan the whole time. He admits that at first it was an act, then he wanted to be there with her. But this isn't about them, it's about Lincoln not getting executed. He asks her not to punish Lincoln for his mistakes. She just storms out. Later, Katie comes in and finds her staring off into space. She quickly grabs her things and tells Katie that she's going out, and will be back. Damn I'd hate to be a sick patient at this place, the doctor's always leaving.

Abruzzi's on the phone with his guy on the outside talking about their plan. They have a van waiting for them on Fitz street. The guy wants to know if he needs to get a bigger plane, that the plane they have only seats three people. Abruzzi says that not everyone who leaves will make it on the plane. Damn, that Bible loving Abruzzi didn't last too long did he? Abruzzi then calls Nick and tells him that Veronica needs to be at the airfield tonight. Nick doesn't like this plan, but Abruzzi tells him to get over it.

Under the break room Bellick is still struggling. Two guards come in and Michael watches from the yard, concerned. Bellick hears the two men and tries to get their attention from underground. They don't hear him and walk out. Michael's relieved. Sucre asks if he's secured those keys and is frustrated when Michael says that he's still working on it.

Tweener's working in the yard and asks one of the C.O.s if he's seen Bellick. The C.O. says that he's not in yet and Tweener says that he saw him earlier. This little sh*t, I hope T-Bag gets him. Before he can say anything else, Westmoreland calls Tweener over to get him away from the guard. Abruzzi picks up a bunch of fertilizer and puts it in his pockets.

C-Note comes up to Michael and shows him the shank he took from T-Bag. He says that since he's the boss of them he should talk to these two before they both do something that'll hurt the escape. He then for some reason passes the shank to Michael.

In the locker room Westmoreland's not doing well. He puts another sock or something on his still bleeding wound. Michael comes in and tells the guys to put their normal clothes over their work clothes. Since they may not get the suits from Manche, they should be prepared. C-Note tells him to be quiet since Tweener's right there. Michael tells them that Tweener's going with them and no one is happy to hear this, since it's one more mouth to feed. Michael says that he owes him one. Yeah, he owes him for running his mouth and telling Bellick they were planning to escape. As the group leaves the locker room one of the C.O.s runs out and says he found blood on the floor. He wants to know who was bleeding. Michael cuts himself with the shank that's in his pocket and tells the C.O. that it was him, that he cut himself on the equipment. The guy believes him and tells him to get it check out. When Michael questions Westmoreland he says he's good enough to make it out.

Because Dr. Sara is a tortured addict, she goes and sits across the street from a bar. She stares at it a bit and then calls her AA/NA sponsor. She starts to leave her a message about wanting to talk to her but then hangs up and gets out of the car.

In Pope's office, Michael has his hand is my Taj Mahal. I'm sorry, the Taj Mahal and snaps off a piece. Pope walks in and they talk about how great Michael is and how much he appreciates what he's done. Michael tries to tell him that there are some good guys down in A-Block. Okay, I can see maybe C-Note and Sucre, but who else is good? Certainly not T-Bag or Abruzzi. Anyway, I see what he's saying, he's just trying to be nice. Anyway, Pope tells him that he owes him big time for this and if there's anything he can do. You guess it, Michael immediately calls in the favor.

In with Lincoln, Michael's trying to do what he can to figure out how to get Lincoln out, looking around the cell wondering the thickness of the chains. Lincoln's explaining what happened with him and their father but Michael's not paying attention. Finally Lincoln tells him to stop and that he should just leave without him, that they don't have a way to get him out of there. All of this and Lincoln may not go, that pisses me off. I've invested way too much time and energy into this, they better get him out too.

In the kitchen, C-Note's filling up bags with peroxide, putting them under his pant legs. Trumpets catches him and wants to know what he's doing. This is one angry black man. Anyway, he pushes C-Note over the edge by calling him "Sergeant Franklin" and C-Note loses it. He throws the peroxide in his face and starts kicking his ass. He stomps on him and ends up spitting on him. Nice.

You have to be 14 years old to look at this glass

At the bar, Dr. Sara's staring at a drink. Damn, this woman doesn't mess around. She's drinking like a Dewers, Jim Beam, or Jack Daniels, or something women usually have mixed in Mai Thais and Sex on the Beaches. Before she can actually drink it there's conveniently a news story on the TV about Vice President Reynolds. Apparently this takes place a few years ago or from now because they're talking about who's going to be her running mate when she runs for President. The short list has none other then Dear Old Dad on the top of it. Since he was so helpful in the Lincoln Burrows execution, or near execution, he seems to be the favorite. This gets her attention and she bolts out of the bar.

In T-Bag's room he takes the sprouts from earlier and starts spreading them around his bed to cover his smell. I don't know if that's how bloodhound's smelling works, but I guess it's a good idea. Abruzzi does the same thing with the fertilizer he picked up. His cellmate thinks he's a loon but Abruzzi assures him that it's God's work. That's right, God will always protect you. Westmoreland's struggling through the pain in his side and is rubbing soap on the wall. I'm not sure he read that memo right.

In Tweener's cell one of the C.O.s comes in and throws some stuff on Avocado's bed. Apparently Little Avocado is well enough to come back into the cell tonight. Not from any help from Dr. Sara that's for sure. Tweener's stunned. The guard also mentions Tweener saying earlier that he saw Bellick. Tweener plays it off and says that it was the day before, he's sure of it. The C.O. believes him. I think they should have all of the Fox River C.O.s take a psychology class or something.

Sucre has the peroxide bag and asks Michael what they're doing with it. Michael says that they'll take their blue work uniforms and bleach them by dumping the peroxide in the toilet to make them white. They're going through the Psych Ward and need to blend in. Sucre's confident they need everything to get out, except for Lincoln. Michael takes out that piece he broke off of the Taj Mahal and tells Sucre not to worry about it.

The Veep is meeting with the Prez about passing the Energy bill. He says that doing that was better then doing nothing. He's also surprised she's there since she voted in favor for it. Yeah, ya bitch. He also breaks it to her that he's going to be backing another candidate for President. He tells her like it is and that she's everything that's wrong with politics. Damn. She tells him to get off his high horse, that the only reason he chose her as his running mate was because she's a woman. Since that's true he just walks away from her.

In with Pope, he and a few C.O.s are talking about the Taj Mahal and what a great husband he is for having this done for her. As they talk they start to transport it to his car. Unfortunately, the whole thing collapses. He yells for them to get Michael up there immediately.

In Michael's cell they're done bleaching the suits. Not only do they need to be dry in forty five minutes when they leave, they're also concerned that not everyone will be ready to go. Just then the guards come to open Michael's cell. Sucre pulls his pants down and sits on the toilet to hide the suits. Not sure how they're hiding the smell, but I'll go with it. They tell him that Pope needs him right away. Sucre's concerned since it's forty five minutes until they have to go, but what can he do? The warden's calling for him. The other cons see Michael being escorted out and are concerned.

Bellick's still going crazy down in the hole. Suddenly, he feels a rusty bolt coming up from the ground. He puts the ropes on it and starts the (hopefully) slow process of cutting through the ropes on his hands.

Dr. Sara goes to a real nice restaurant. Her father's sitting at the end of the table, talking to a whole bunch of hoity-toity friends. He goes over to her and she starts grilling him about whether not he actually read the information on Lincoln Burrows she gave him. After being all politician with her, he admits that no, he didn't read it. She's pissed and he points out that she's an ex addict and thief and she had no problem with him using his influence to get her junkie boyfriends out of jail. I'm sorry, this is a little different, but I'll go with it. She was a spoiled druggie brat and now she's all moral on him and he can't take it. He walks back to his table and nearly sticks his tongue out at her.

The C.O.s continue to talk about where the hell Bellick could be. They say that it's 6:30 and very unlike him to be late. They think they should tell Pope. Abruzzi hears all of this from his cell.

Veronica's running around the apartment like a chicken with its head cut off. She's flying to Blackfoot and they need to leave. Reluctantly Nick pulls a gun on her and says she's not leaving. She's surprised, at least I think that's what that expression is. She wants to know who's making him do this to her. He doesn't answer but you can tell he's really torn up about this whole thing.

Michael gets to Pope's office and they've just told him Bellick's missing. They get Bellick's mother on the phone because of course this tool lives with his mother. She says that Bellick called earlier in the morning from the parking lot. Ah, that's nice, he leaves her and then calls her when he makes it to work. What a good son. Pope tells the C.O. to go to the parking lot and look for Bellick's truck. He gestures for Michael to come in.

We get flashes from all the prisoners of why they're planning to escape in the first place. We see Sucre thinking about Maricruz telling him that she's pregnant... Abruzzi thinking about Fibonacci... creepy ass T-Bag thinking about Susan, the chick that turned him in... C-Note's thinking about his family and sees Trombone looking at him from his cell, knowing he's going to get him as soon as the doors open...Tweener looks at Avocado's stuff on the bunk, knowing he's going to be dead later tonight... Westmoreland opens his locket and thinks about his daughter who's dying in a hospital... And finally, Lincoln thinks about when he was nearly killed a week or so ago in the electric chair. I think his reason trumps everyone else's.

Nurse Katie closes and locks the infirmary door as Dr. Sara walks along the waterfront, thinking. Okay, she has about fifteen minutes to get her ass back to the prison and unlock that damn door. She better hurry up and stop looking at the sunset.

In Pope's office he's talking to Michael about the Taj Mahal. He says they were moving it and it just collapsed. Michael takes the piece out of his pocket and puts it on the desk. He says that this is the piece they need and that he broke it off because he had to get back into his office. Pope looks at him confused as he pulls out that shank C-Note gave him earlier. Michael holds the shank closer to him and says that he's breaking out, and Pope's going to make sure Lincoln goes with him. Hot damn! We're in it to win it now!

CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR

Last we saw dear Lincoln Burrows, the transport van he was riding in on his way to see LJ was broad sided by a tractor trailer. If you didn't see that coming you need to start doing something else with your time besides watching television. Hit by a truck, jumped by a whole bunch of people with guns, in some way shape or form Lincoln wasn't making it to see his kid.

Could you identify this man in a line up?

Lincoln's been thrown out of the van and is laying on the side of the road as the van smokes. He's a bit banged up and can't see well. He does see a car pull up and a figure get out. The person comes close and into his site and it's Kellerman. I can't remember at this moment if Lincoln knows what he looks like but I don't think he does. Anyway, Kellerman starts telling some stupid story about a stupid dog of his and putting him down. While he tells it he puts his knee on Linc's chest and gloves over his mouth to kill him. Linc is struggling to stay alive but is still quite dazed from the accident. He sees another car stop and a man get out. I can tell already through the haze that it's Lincoln's father. Kellerman doesn't realize who it is until it's too late. In a true Karate Kid moment, in a daze, Lincoln sees the man, who he doesn't realize is his father, take a fire extinguisher to Kellerman's head. He passes out and his father drags him from the wreck. Later he pulls the car into a junkyard under some sort of open garage. He goes around to the passenger side and pulls Lincoln out.

At the prison, Sucre's finally being released from the SHU. His cousin, who's now part of the escape, and Michael, embrace him. T-Bag's having none of it and wonders what's going on with the plans. Michael tells them that he was able to get the part of the plans he needed. The only difference is now they can't come up through the pipes under the infirmary. They'll have to make their way down a hallway and go through the infirmary door to climb out of that window. C-Note thinks they can just steal the keys from a C.O. but that won't work since only the medical staff carry the keys. T-Bag wants to know how they're going to get it and Michael says all broodingly, "Carefully". Hot damn.

As the cons are talking Westmoreland nearly faints. They all look to see what he's gawking at and off of a prison transport bus is none other than ABRUZZI!!! What did I tell you?!? If you don't see their last breath with your own eyes they're probably still alive! The Italian Stallion is back, baby. Of course the group is happy to see him since he is their transportation out of there and C-Note's guys didn't come through for them last time. The person most surprised to see him is the person who tried to kill him, T-Bag. He's gonna start catching flies if he keeps his mouth open much longer.

That is one bad ass scar

In the cafeteria, Michael wearily approaches Abruzzi. He's praying and seems like a changed man. He even stands up and gives Michael a warm hug. He's surprised Michael's still there and quite frankly, so am I. Michael admits to running into a few snags. He sees how religious he is now and wonders if the new man still wants to be in escape plan. Abruzzi says that the person he used to be deserved to be in there, but not the person he is now. Michael confirms that Abruzzi's still getting the plane and he says he is, making some Noah's Ark comment. T-Bag watches from another side of the room and tells one of his lackeys that he'll need a knife. I mean he uses some weird prison talk name that I can't remember now.

Pope's freaking out because of the crash and doesn't want this to be how he's remembered as a warden. Not sure why wardens get remembered in the first place, but I guess they do. Bellick thinks maybe they should hold off telling anyone about the escape, to let him try and find him first. Unless Lincoln has a T-Bone steak or a hooker around his neck I don't know if Bellicks's the best person to lead up the search. Pope's not too happy leaving his fate to this moron, but he reluctantly agrees to give him four hours.

At Nick's house he's all bent out of shape because of the mysterious guy who caught up with him in the phone store last episode. He and Veronica are going through boxes of paperwork from the phone they got off of Quinn. Any talk about LJ was for last week, this is all about getting the information from the phone. She's asks him why he's so brooding and he says, 'I don't know, because a man's life hangs on the balance and I wanna do the nasty with you but you're all about this guy who's probably going to die." He tells her nothing's wrong and that he doesn't want to quit and goes back to work.

In the infirmary Michael locks the door leading into the back room where Dr. Sara usually gives him his shot. When she comes over to it he watches which key she uses and to unlock her door. Luckily it's the one with the bright pink covering on it so he'll know which one. When they get into the room he takes his shirt off and Dr. Sara starts cleaning his back wound. When she's close enough they lock eyes and he goes in for a nice tender kiss. Pause, rewind. They kiss for a moment and like the smart lady she is she doesn't push him away. Did I mention he doesn't have a shirt on? After they kiss she wonders what he wants from her. He looks down at her keys but can't bare to tell her that's what he needs. He, instead, asks her to wait for him, that it won't always be like that. Like what? You in jail? I hope not. She gets too uncomfortable and walks out just as an orderly comes in, without seeing them. Okay, maybe she's not so smart.

At the crash site, Bellick is pleading his case to Sheriff Ballard. He wants his help to quietly find Lincoln. I guess these two go way back and he agrees to help. They question Kellerman who's nursing a small head wound and Kellerman keeps up the buffalo jerky charade. Says he was on his way to a meeting. Bellick's a bit suspicious seeing that he's taken a roundabout way of getting to his meeting site. Kellerman plays it off and heads to his car to leave. How come he's allowed to leave? These cops aren't that good. Don't they wonder how this dude got the head wound? I guess he can say Lincoln did it to him. Kellerman quickly leaves the scene with Belllick still curious. When Kellerman gets into his car he turns on his police scanner to listen to any updates on Lincoln's whereabouts.

With Tweener, poor guy's not having a great time. Big ol' Avocado's sitting on the top bunk when Tweener walks in. Tweener tries to get into the corner to hide, but it is a 9x9 cell. Avocado tells him he has the one thing he wants and pulls the white sheet down over the cell for a little private time. Later in the yard Tweener's sitting next to the fence. Michael comes up and says that he wants him to steal something else, like the watch he stole so long ago. Tweener says he'll only do it if Michael kills Avocado who's so sexily sitting across the yard, looking over at Tweener. Michael says he can't do that. Why he doesn't ask T-Bag to do it I don't know. Anyway, Tweener makes some comment about some guy and we find out why Tweener's in jail. He stole some baseball cards from the father of a friend and one of them was worth a few hundred thousand dollars. Since our judicial system is fraked up, he was charged with grand larceny and sent to the big house to be the big man's bitch. He starts to cry as Michael looks on, and I'm feeling a bit sorry for the kid. That won't last.

So Lincoln finally wakes up and discovers it's his father that saved him from Kellerman. It's a bit awkward at first and Lincoln wants some answers to why he left him. Out comes the lamest ass excuse I've ever heard. He tells him that he was part of the Company. Apparently to get anywhere in the job you have to leave everything, so he did because he didn't want to put his family at risk. Now, the reason they framed Lincoln and is having him executed is to flush him out. Huh? Maybe it'll be explained better later but as of right now that blows. Okay, so he left the Company? Are they flushing him out because something happened? I'm confused. His father says he regrets leaving them every day. I bet he does now.

Michael's on the phone with his wife, Nika. You know, the one he married so she could get a Green Card. Apparently he needs her to do that thing they talked about that we don't know about. She doesn't want him to get into anymore trouble then he is, but he assures her that he'll be alright and to just do it. She doesn't want to and he begs a little. She just says sorry and hangs up. That's right, she hangs up on this hotness. Later Michael sees Dr. Sara walking with the nurse and gazes at her through the fence. She does a quick double take in his direction. Sucre wanders up and wonders how everything's going. Michael admits that it's not going too well. Sucre also questions him if he has something going on with the doctor which Michael says he doesn't know.

In T-Bag's cell Abruzzi approaches causing T-Bag to nearly crap himself. Abruzzi wants to assure him that there're no hard feelings about T-Bag slicing his neck open. He even offers his hand to shake. Of course T-Bag is a little weary and at first doesn't shake it. Abruzzi points out that after what he did to him he shouldn't insult him by not shaking his hand. T-Bag finally does and they call a "truce" to T-Bag's relief.

In one of the stairwells Pope is fuming that Bellick hasn't caught Lincoln yet. Bellick tries to assure him that things will work out. The Sheriff's department has all the roads blocked so it's just a matter of time. Pope gives him two hours and then he's going to alert the media. He says that a killer is loose and that some things are more important then careers. Yeah, like what? Oh right, that. Bellick's stopped by another C.O. who tells him that Tweener needs to talk to him. Bellick blows him off and tells him to get lost and have fun with Avocado.

Tweener and Avocado are ready for their second round of love. Man, this guy has some stamina. Anyway, as Avocado approaches him on the lower bunk, Tweener says he'd rather do it on the top one. Avocado can do it anywhere but prefers his place, so he's cool. He stands up to straighten the sheets, leaving Little Avocado right in Tweener's face. Tweener pulls out a razor and then Little Avocado. Big Avocado's liking this idea, until he feels the razor cut Little Avocado into some Guacamole.

In the prison parking lot Dr. Sara's at her car. This woman has the strangest hours. In the parking lot is Nika. She asks Dr. Sara if she knows Michael, and of course she knows him, she was just making out with him. Dr. Sara realizes this is Michael's wife. Nika tells her that she thinks Michael's in trouble and that maybe she can help. The two are at a diner together, talking. Nika says that Michael likes helping people and that's what he did, paying for her freedom so she wasn't sold. Before she can get out how Michael's in trouble, Nika becomes frustrated and tries to bolt. As she's leaving she knocks Dr. Sara's purse on the ground and helps her pick it up. Dr. Sara wants her to leave some contact information but Nika runs out of the diner.

Okay, so to continue with the confusion that is Lincoln and Michael's father, he goes on with his story. He says he was the one who leaked the information about Ecofield. What the hell is Ecofield? I'm confused again. Anyway, they could have covered up the scandal any number of ways but they chose to fake Terrance Steadman's death and blame Lincoln. I mean who would let their innocent son sit on death row? You would you pecker. Lincoln reminds him that he didn't come forward to save him. His father admits that millions of lives could have been saved by sacrificing Lincoln, but he couldn't let that happen. Lincoln gets mad now and says that LJ's mother is dead, LJ's in prison and Michael's in prison because of what he did. His father admits that yes, that is all his fault. Because all prisons are in the middle of nowhere, Cletes comes back to the junkyard and recognizes Lincoln's dad's car as the one the cops are looking for.

Nick and Veronica have stumbled onto something. At least she has. She's noticed a number that's been repeating on Quinn's cell phone. It's a 406 number. Most of the numbers are international, from all over the world, so Veronica wonders why this numbers in Blackfoot, Montana is so damn important.

Cue Terrance Steadman. He needs to make a phone call so he picks up his teeth. I remember my great-grandmother used to have fake teeth and she never had to put them in to talk. He must not be used to them yet. Terrance calls the Veep and insists he needs to talk to her and she doesn't think they should speak on the phone. He says that her numbers are dropping in the polls. She reminds him that the only reason he's still alive is because of her. He shoots back that he wonders why they've let her stay alive. I'm confused again. I love political intrigue but none of this is making any damn sense to me. Hopefully I'll have an "A-Ha!" moment soon.

T-Bag is inside and passes another prisoner. The man slyly passes him a shiv or shank, or whatever they call those stabby knife things. He sees Abruzzi in his cell reading the Bible or something and goes to shank him. C-Note sees this and stops him. He points out that whatever's going on between them has to stop, that Abruzzi is their ride out since his stupid brother-in-law parked the huge SUV with three black men right outside of the prison last time. T-Bag reluctantly gives him the knife.

Dr. Sara's back at the hospital. Seriously, is she on her own hours? She's looking for her keys and guess what? Can't find them. That's because sweet little Nika swiped them out of her purse. She shows up to see Michael and passes him the keys at the ineptly guarded visitation room. He thanks her for doing this and she admits that she does owe him. When she stands to leave she says that Dr. Sara obviously cares for him. Well duh.

Bellick's pacing, hoping to find Lincoln soon. Suddenly, another C.O. runs in with a walkie-talkie. Someone from a junkyard has called in that they've spotted the Mustang that was involved in the crash and Bellick rushes off. Kellerman hears this exchange on his police scanner and heads off as well. With all that fancy "Company" training it's a shame Lincoln's father didn't think about the scanner thing. Unfortunately, Kellerman moves like the wind and gets to the junkyard fairly quickly. Lincoln's father's going through his escape plan and Lincoln sees Kellerman. Not sure how he knows Kellerman's a bad guy still, since he was all bleary eyed and hadn't seen him before. I guess his dad recognizes him. Regardless, they know he's there and instead of getting in their car and plowing through him they decide to go hide amongst the cars.

All of the sudden, nearly every exit has cop cars blazing in. Kellerman wisely puts his silencer on because you don't want the cops to hear you kill Lincoln. As he and his father are rounding a corner Lincoln hesitates and Kellerman walks around another corner, telling Lincoln to stop and turn around. Helpless, he tells his father to go, but he doesn't want to leave him, of course. Lincoln then sees Bellick across the yard and yells for him. Kellerman's forced to retreat and so is his father. Bellick finds Lincoln and is happy to have him back in custody.

Michael's in his cell, making a cast of the key with a melted tooth brush. Him and McGyver need to get together and share notes. Sucre comes in and tells him what happened to Avocado. Apparently Avocado is telling everyone he did it on the bed frame because he doesn't want Tweener put in the SHU. He wants him in the room when he gets back from the infirmary so he can do him really good. Uh oh.

In the infirmary, Dr. Sara and nurse Katie are searching high and low to find her keys. They can't of course and Katie suggests she retrace her steps. Let's see, she had them when she went to lunch with Michael's wife, but didn't after, oh snap. She figures it out. She then goes to see if Nika visited Michael today and guess what? She did. Ouch. Betrayal is a bitch isn't it.

In the yard, Abruzzi approaches Michael and asks him where Fibonacci. Are we on that again? Abruzzi assures him that with his newfound religion he's making amends to the people he's hurt. He wants to "talk" to him and apologize for putting a hit out on him. Yeah, sure. Michael doesn't buy it either and walks away. Abruzzi hurries to the phones and makes a call. He tells the person on the other end that he needs to have "her" there. When we see who he's talking to it's Nick. I'm kinda relieved he's working for Abruzzi and not the Company. He tells him to meet him at the airfield with "that bitch" and I assume he means Veronica.

Michael's in the infirmary with Dr. Sara, who comes in all suspicous. I'm sure she feels hurt, and used. He tries to talk to her but she's not having it. When Katie (who doesn't look like a Katie at all) comes in she says that her keys were right there, in the in box. Come on Mike, you could have been a little more original than that. Dr. Sara eyes Michael, realizing what he's been up to. Katie says that there's a guy there to change the lock and wants to know if he should still do it. Dr. Sara says yes and Michael leaves, watching the man change the lock. Damnit!

Lincoln gets back to Fox River and Warden Pope is pissed. He tells his men that Lincoln's to go on 24 hour surveillance and that he can't sneeze without him knowing it. That'll suck to be the guy who watches if Lincoln sneezes. Linc tries to tell him that someone tried to kill him but Pope's not having it, seeing that caught him 8 miles away from the crash. Hello, that's because he was running from the dude who was trying to kill him.

In the yard, Bellick's pleased with himself that he found Linc. Tweener comes up and begs him to help him with the Avocado problem. Bellick's a d*ck so he won't help him. Then Tweener goes there. He tells Bellick that he has information about Michael. He says that Scofield and the whole P.I. crew are planning an escape. Bellick immediately runs to the break room and rips up the carpet. He finds the hole and BAM, that's where it ends. Damnit!