AMAZING RACE!

For the sweet love of Christ my favorite show (almost) is back on the air and I am feeling good. The new cast of The Amazing Race has been announced and the show will be back on Sunday, September 28th. Now if the love of my life Jack Bauer would get his sweet ass back on TV my life would be made. By the way, I'm thinking the 24 movie is going to be premiering around mid November. Will keep you posted. Sigh.

Anyway, to the task at hand, please meet your new contestants on The Amazing Race. First, for old times sake...

And on to the show...

Terrance and Sarah

This couple has been dating a year and of course want to find out, from a month of traveling around the world, if they are meant to be together. The best part of their bio is Sarah says they are completely opposite, she's low maintenance and he's "emotional". Girlfriend that means he's gay, get out now and be shopping buddies, trust me, it works out better that way anyway.

Marissa and Brooke

Can we please have one season that they don't try to duplicate the madness that was the stupid blonde girls from two (or three?) seasons ago? Please. Amazing Race people, I love you, I do, but stop, stop. Oh look, in their bio Marissa and Brooke want people to know that they're not dumb blondes and they can be real competitors and cut throat. Sit down Marissa and Brooke, SIT DOWN.

Andrew and Dan

My vote for the first team eliminated. I know. That's not fair. I'm sure they're both really nice guys. They went to Arizona State so you know they can drink. One is still in college, I don't know or care which one, because they will be out way before it matters. I know, harsh. The other teams apparently started calling these two "Team Superbad". If this happens in the first episode they're doomed, because for the producers to even mention that in their bios makes me think they're trying to throw us and make us think they are in it longer then they are. Ugh, I've wasted too much time already on these two.

Aja and Ty

Yay, black people! These two are long distance daters who have known each other for years and hope spending all this time together will tell them if they're meant to move in together. Um, yeah, nothing shows you more about a person then being with them every waking minute for a month trying to win a million dollars. I have high hopes for these two, good television wise. Her complaint about him is he doesn't really have a sense of time, which will get pretty damn funny on this show. And he says she gets easily upset. OMG, I can't wait to watch these two yell at each other.

Mark and Bill

Oh my. Someone tell these two that this is the Amazing Race, not Comic-Con. As long as these two use their sci-fi infused brains and not trip over their own feet, they should do well. Or come in last on the first episode.

Toni and Dallas

This mother/son team will be entertaining, especially when Dallas (really, Dallas) starts banging one of the blondes. This team may turn out to be extremely sweet though, with the son protecting and encouraging his mom. Or he'll look like a completely douchebag treating his mom badly. Either way it should be fun.

Nick and Starr

Please no. Starr, really? They are brother and sister. Do you get that from looking at their picture? I do because I'm waiting for him to start belting out the fifth song from Zanadu. And oh look, he does off-Broadway performances. Surprise there. And I take back what I said about Dallas and the blonde girl above. He is totally going to bang StaRR, or Nick. That would be hot.

Anita and Arthur

Holy shite. I can't.


Kelly and Christy

I'm either going to love these two or totally hate them. Ex cheerleader and dancer. Ew. But, they want to be the first all girl team to win, and by the looks of them, even though they look like they're in their forties, I think they have a good chance. I can see them becoming really catty with each other though.

Ken and Tina

Oh lord, my life was just made. These two, I think, are going to give Jonathan and Victoria a run for their money on the way to being the all time douchiest contestants. They're a married couple who are separated and hope to rekindle the flame. Of course, maybe him not sticking his pen in company ink would have helped. Is it just me or does she look like Hatchet-Face from Cry Baby?

What? I'm just sayin'.

Anthony and Stephanie

Anthony and Stephanie have recently gotten back together after a year apart and hope that by the end of the race they'll be engaged. In fact, if they win, Anthony says he's going to propose. Something tells me Stephanie will be kicking some ass. I think he told her that just so she'd give it everything she had. "Yeah baby, I'm gonna marry you if we win". She's gonna be cuttin' bitches.