ONE MONTH

Dear Jack,

In a little more then one month from now you, my true love, will return. You will only be here for a short time, two hours, but just seeing you again (on November 23rd at 8pm/7pm c) will bring me back to the times that I fell in love with you over and over again. It may not satiate me until your final return in January, but at least I will get a chance to say hello for a brief and utterly exciting night in November. You'll be off in Africa, helping African babies, which, if you're going to be away from me, is just about the sexiest thing you can do.

I know people will be trying to kill you. I know you will be risking your life for the world again, but please remember, my love, I will be here, like I have been for nearly 8 years, waiting for your return, wanting you in my life again. So until we see each other again, I bid you farewell, for you to carry my undying love with you, always.

Forever yours,

tvgrrrl

Note: You can't play the trailer by clicking, I just stole the image

GREY'S (SSNNNNNOORRREEE) ANATOMY

The first two episodes of Grey's was so boring and stupid. I don't care about intern Dr. Grey, Lexie, is that her boring ass name? And I don't care about Meredith and Derek, either be together or don't be together. The lesbian love affair between Callie and Erica Hahn is just weird, because, I'm sorry, Callie is smokin' hot and Hahn, not so much. Plus I liked it when she was getting in on with Dr. McSteamy in the on call room. That was freakin' sexy. George is George, oblivious to women and not seeing that boring Lexie is now in love with him. Why? Why is George bagging all the hot ones on this show? And I don't count Meredith in that, one, because she cried while he had sex with her, nice Grey, and also because she's not that cute. Now, she's a lot cuter now that she put some meat onto her bones, but still, her face is kinda pulled.

The only silver lining in the first few episodes was this...

That's some kind of yummy AND in a uniform. Seriously, I had to pause it, rewind it and then slap myself out of my dream that he and I have a cottage together in Provence, on a hillside, with a vineyard, and little red headed, freckled babies running around yelling, "Papa! Papa!". Sorry, I digress.

This yummy hunk of man is only in it for the season opener, eventually giving Cristina just what she needs, nearly throwing her down on a gurney and going at it. Whoa, sorry, I need a minute.




I think I just wet myself


I wasn't too impressed so far, but last episode slowly started to come back around. I hate Izzie. I know, I know, she was my girlfriend for awhile. But we broke up. She's a bitch, I realized. She's a whiny little bitch. Not that everybody on this show doesn't wine their ass off, because they do. But, there's something a least a little endearing about them. Even whiny bitch Erica Hahn, at least she likes some flava in her life.







Regardless, last episode I saw a glimmer of hope, hope that my show hadn't completely lost its mind. After last season's piss poor showing I was kinda sad when the first episode didn't "wow" me. I mean, besides my new boyfriend who left again to be a surgeon in Iraq (seriously, can he BE any hotter?????). Hopefully they bring him back and finally give Cristina the good boning she needs. Keep trucking Grey's, you'll get there.

MY OWN WORST ENEMY

I just watched the pilot episode of this show, and in spite of myself, I loved it. I had mixed feelings coming in. I thought, okay, a spy show, I get, but an NBC spy show will probably suck (I'm talking to you She Spies). I wanted to love it though because one of the first men I ever loved, Christian Slater, stars. Plus there are guns and bullets and blood and shite.

The basic story is there's this guy, Edward, who is a hot, sexy, loin quivering super spy and I guess not a good actor because he decides to undergo some experiment (we guess) that allows his personality to split and his other personality to be his cover, sweet Henry. Henry's been living his everyday life for the last twenty years with a wife and two kids unaware that on his business trips Edward does cool, hot and sexy, spy stuff.

The techy part of the show is actually kinda cool and you feel so sorry for Henry you just want to hold him real tight in a bathtub full of bubbles with Marvin Gaye playing the background and some scented candles that smell like lilacs burning in the background. I think Christian does a great job going between Henry and Edward and although I'm not too sure exactly where the show will go next, I definitely want to find out.