I've decided to watch the Emmys and blog live. I'm probably going to publish this without any pictures because living on the West Coast the broadcast isn't live. What that means for us is that if I try to check my email, search the web, or anything, a lot of the homepages will have who won and I don't want it to spoil my Emmys watching experience. It's quite frustrating and I think fairly rude for all of us who aren't on Eastern Standard time. I learned my lesson a few years ago when I went to check my email and the Yahoo homepage said CHICAGO WINS FOR BEST PICTURE. I cursed pretty badly at the computer and my roommate asked what was wrong. I didn't break it to her, since she really liked that movie. I also may have some misspellings.
Okay, so here we go. Wait, I'm still watching the pre-Emmy thing. Had to pause it for a few minutes while I peed. Let me fast forward.
Tonight they're doing the "Theatre in the Round" idea. Oh shite, Brian and Stewie are doing the first intro. For those of you who don't know they're from Family Guy. Love it. They're singing. Cute. Now get to the awards. Lord, they're knocking shows, said something about Isaiah Washington and then showed T.R. Knight. Awkward!
Ryan Seacrest looks good. Short, but good. I hope he doesn't bomb. He came up through the floor. Let's hope no one falls in that trap door. Maybe Britney, she's said to be making an appearance. Of course I think it's just a rouse, to get us to watch, and hope she doesn't lip sync. Uh oh, Ryan's accosting Eva Longoria. Okay Ryan, stop talking, give out some awards. This show is already too long. Oh no, Ryan's not going to sing is he? Oh good, he's not.
Yay, first award! Ray Ramona's presenting, looks like he's about to do my taxes. Nice yellow tie buddy. Is he wearing a wig? Crap, he was making jokes and all the sudden the sound went out and we got a great 5 second image of a globe. What the hell did Ray say? I'm going to have to talk to the people I know who were there to see what he said. Okay, is everybody going to talk for 10 minutes before they give out an award? This is going to be a loooonng night.
Okay Supporting Actor in a Comedy series. I'm rooting for Neil Patrick Harris for How I Met Your Mother. I doubt he'll win though, but he's hilarious on that show. I love that show. I know I've talked about it here before. And the winner is, Jeremy Piven. Great, let's reward someone for being a douche. I mean a douche in real life. Oh, that was a short speech. Let's keep that theme rolling.
America Ferrera and Vanessa Williams are presenting. Wow, they look beautiful. Supporting Actor in a Drama Series. This is a fun one. Ben from Lost is nominated. He was so wonderfully creepy. Let's see who else we have, if not I want Ben to win. Crap, T.R. Knight, George on Grey's. I want him to win too. Masi Oka (Hiro on Heroes)!!! This is a great category. Locke from Lost. Damn, Shatner's in this category. He's going to win. And I'm going to be pissed. Let's see. Yay! Locke one! If Masi couldn't win I'll take Locke.
Ryan's back, pointing out the ladies. He really needs to stop trying to convince us he's straight. Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. None of these people are really impressing me. Maybe Jamie Pressley from My Name is Earl. Oh wait, Vanessa Williams from Ugly Betty. Yeah her. Oh wow, Jamie Pressley won. That's great. I like underdogs. She looks pretty. Is my roommate crying?!? Oh no, she's not.
Ha, the announcer mispronounced my girlfriend's name. Oh Katie. Best Actor in a Miniseries. I think. I wasn't paying attention because my Katie Heigl was looking cute. All I know is Aidan Quinn is nominated and he's hot. Thomas Hayden Church won. Good for him! First Emmy nomination and win. He was so good as Lowell on Wings.
Ellen's talking to Hugh Lurie from House, who can I tell you is so sexy when he speaks in his British accent. Lovely. We have a montage of one liners that ends with them talking about Tom Snyder. That was weird. Don't they have a special segment for that?
It's the crew of Entourage presenting next with Eva Longoria. Supporting Actress in a Drama Series. You know, they keep talking about how these women are "beautiful" which I'm not arguing, but they don't talk about the "handsome" men. Okay, back to this. Katie and Sandra Oh are nominated. Oh, and Dr. Bailey. I'll be good with any of the Grey's ladies. Yaaayyyyy!!!! Katie won!!!!!!!!!!!! I. Love. Her. I'm getting a little teared up. She's my special girl.
Writing for a Comedy or Variety show. They have funny little skits which I won't go into but they're funny, and Conan O'Brien wins! These guys are hilarious.
Directing for a Comedy or Variety Show. I'm not really interested in this one, but in case you are, Tony Bennett's show won. Oh, it's Rob Marshall who directed Chicago. At least, he has the same name and looks kinda like the guy who directed Chicago, who has the same name.
OH MY GOD, it's Jack Bauer. Oh, he looks beautiful. Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie. I'm pulling for William H. Macy or Matthew Perry. Robert Duvall won. I mean, good for him. I like him. And he acknowledged Kiefer for being a good horseman. Okay, that's hot. Okay, you can't play off Robert Duvall. Stop the music! He wrapped it up.
Oh, it's the cast of Roots. I love that! They're presenting for Best Miniseries. I'm voting for Broken Trail. Oh good, it won. Robert Duvall is doing the speech. He thanked the five Chinese girls. I hope that if I saw the miniseries I'd know what he was talking about.
Awe, there's Neil Patrick Harris. Some old chick is presenting the next one. Leslie Caron I think her name is. Oh shite, one of the directors of BSG is nominated. Go Felix! Frakkin' Sopranos!
Okay, another BSG nomination!!!! Go Ron Moore. Damnit! Sopranos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you Sopranos! I mean, I don't hate you, you're great, don't come after me. Whatever dude, shut the hell up, get off the stage, Ron Moore should have won.
Can we talk about this cute Macy's commercial with all these celebrities. P. Diddy, Martha Steward, Russell Simons, Jessical Simpson, Emeril, and a bunch of other people who escape me now that the commercial's over.
Steve Carell is presenting now. He's funny. Best Variety, Musical or Comedy series. Yeah, I don't care. But again, if you do, The Daily Show won. And of course it did. Let's see if they bring their all male lilly white team onto stage. Yup, he did. Oh wait, there's a lady. I wonder who she's screwing.
Best Variety, Musical or Comedy special. Can Wanda Sykes please win this? No? Okay, congratulations Tony Bennett. And he married his granddaughter, that's nice. Maybe they showed the wrong girl.
While he's giving his speech can we talk about how earlier when that old chick came out because she won for Best Guest Appearance by an Actress and they haven't said anything about the guy who won for Actor. It's weird, like they forgot. I just hope it was Forrest Whitaker. He was so good on ER.
Mark Harmon is looking pretty damn hot. What is he? 60? Supporting Actress for Miniseries or Movie. Judy Davis from The Starter Wife won. And she's not there. WTF? It's an Emmy! Why can't you be there? I apologize to Ms. Davis if she's sick or something, but if not, where the hell are you?
Awe, the Humanitarian Award. Where's Angelina? She should win this. I know she's not on TV, but she deserves it. I love her. She's my other girlfriend. Don't worry Katie, she would never take your place.
Best Movie goes to Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee. Again, I'm cool with that since the cutie pie Aiden Quinn is in it. I hate it when more then one guy talks because I'm like, come on, pick one guy, stop trying to get screen time.
Oh, a tribute to The Sopranos. Great, like they're not getting enough. But, the Jersey Boys perform, so I'm okay with it. Let's talk about what a good show that is. I didn't see it on Broadway, but I saw it here in LA and it was sssooo good. I recommend everyone see it. I wasn't sure about it, just going out for a night with the girls, but I was so impressed. I can't say enough good things about it. Oh look and now the entire cast of The Sopranos is coming out. The guys at the TV Academy know they're not real people right? They're not going to order a hit on you if you don't let all 2308402830428 of them come to stage, or you know, don't bend over and let them give it to you up the ass. I'm sorry, I'm bitter, they stole two awards from BSG.
I feel better now though, Patrick Dempsey's on stage. Oh, Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie. Let's hear it for Queen Latifa. But Helen Mirren won, big surprise there. I don't want to take anything away from her, she's a fine actress. She's adorable. Oh, it's a shot of Tony Bennett and his granddaughter. Crap. Maybe that is his wife. Yowza.
Lewis Black is going on about television executives. I think he's going to have a coronary. Oh look Ryan Seacrest. I feel like I haven't seen him in forever. And there's Ryan talking about hot women again. Oh, but this time he mentioned the hot guy too. I'll be the judge of that. Oh yeah. It's the guy from Cold Case. I agree with you Ryan, he is hot. The chick from Cold Case needs a frakkin cheeseburger STAT! Good lord, seriously. What happened to her?
Sorry, was distracted by anorexia. Best Directing for Movie or Miniseries. It goes to the guy who directed Prime Suspect, the movie Helen Mirren just won for. Skeletor is presenting best writing for the same category. It's the writer for Prime Suspect.
Awe, it's Masi again! I love him! Masi's working off of a MAC computer. Product placement! Love it. His voice sounds like a computer. Al Gore's getting an Emmy. I'm not really sure what they're winning for, but it's not for something "green". I just like seeing Al. I love Al. Why isn't Al our president? Oh right, I voted for him. (as well as most of the country! I'm just sayin') They better not play Al Gore off. That will be so wrong. He's our former Vice President. Okay, they didn't play him off.
Individual Performance in a Variety is next. I wonder if Tony Bennett's going to win. Yay, I hope it's Ellen. But it's gonna be Tony. Has Tony Bennett ever lost anything? Well, he didn't lose tonight. His great granddaughter looks happy for Pappy.
Anthony Anderson and Terri Hatcher are presenting next. That's an interesting pairing. Okay, finally, the best Guest Actor, but wait, it's for Comedy Series. What the hell??? Who the hell won for Best Guest Actor in a Drama??? All I know is Stanley Tucci won for Comedy, which is nice. He's up there with some old lady who walked the wrong way and doesn't know her cue. Oh, I think it was an act, she was funny. And old. You should have brought your glasses dear.
Best Directing for a Comedy Series. I'm not sure who won at first but then when I see the entire cast of Ugly Betty who's behind the presenters get up and cheer I can only assume he directed that.
Writing for a Comedy Series. Some guy from The Office won. I was hoping for Tina Fey. That chick is funny. And as Ryan Seacrest would say, she's hot too. This guy is using strange analogies. Isn't he a writer? Shouldn't he be funnier?
Oh no, Ryan's dressed like he's in The Tudors. That's not really a good look. Luckily we don't have to look at him that long. Wayne Brady's much easier on the eyes. And he's in a nice tux. Oh, Best Reality Competition! I don't know what I want to win. Two people are being called from the audience to participate in a Don't Forget the Lyrics competition. PLUG PLUG PLUG! Rainn Wilson is up against Kanya West. And the songs are Kanye songs. This is cute. I'm glad they're doing this, Kanye has been had some bad press. As hokey bits go, this one is a good one. Okay, here are the nominees. The Amazing Race, Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, and Top Chef. Yay!!!!!! The Amazing Race!!!!!!
This is a good one. Lead Actor in a Comedy series. I like all these actors. Ricky Gervais wins. And he's not there. Steve Carell comes up though and pretends like he won. That was cute.
Hurie Lurie's coming. I hope he speaks. I mean, obviously he is, but I can't wait. Yeah, there it is! Lead Actress in a Drama series. I wonder if The Sopranos is going to win. Go Kyra Sedgwick! And the award goes to, Sally Field. That's interesting. I don't watch Brothers and Sisters, and don't care to. Oh, they cut away to what Sally was saying. Crap. I'll have to ask about that tomorrow too.
Awe, the In Memoriam thing. This always makes me so sad. Seems like the only "younger" person who passed away this year was Steve Irwin. But some real innovators and legends. Awe.
Lead Actresses in a Comedy series. Go America! Yay! She won!!!! Her dress is so beautiful.
Wait, stop the presses, Jimmy Smits is on stage. Good God that man is hot. Dude, I can't look at him. Anyway, Lead Actor in a Drama series. Go Hugh Lurie! Oh wait, Kiefer is nominated! Ick, James Spader won. I'm sorry, he can't be better then House or Jack. Seriously! Does he save people or, you know, the country! I don't want to watch anymore. Heroes better frakkin' win or this will be a whole waste of time. I mean, besides America and Katie. And can we talk about America being the only minority to win? I mean, I think.
I think there's only one more award. I hope so, I have to fold my laundry before I go to bed and am very tired. That would sucks if I was Tivo'ing this.
Okay, two more. Comedy Series. I want 30 Rock to win. I think Ugly Betty might win. Oh no, 30 Rock won!!!!!! I love that!!!! Why are there so many damn people on the stage. Oh good, short and sweet.
Shite, another damn commercial. They had to take another commercial to clear all those damn people off the stage. My butt hurts from sitting here for over 3 hours. I really need to put my laundry away. Oh, a movie with Mark Walhberg, Robert Duvall, Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendes! We Own the Night. That looks good. Just a warning, I'm not going to proof this. I'm going to just hit publish after this is over because, like I said, I have to put my laundry away. It's all across my bed and there's no way I can sleep like that. You understand, right?
This is torture. Just tell us who won for Best Drama. And if it's not Heroes I'm going to be pissed. But, thinking about it, it'd be a bit awkward if it won since it didn't win anything else. I don't even know if it was nominated. Why wasn't Milo nominated? Don't they have a category for hotness?
Okay, we're back. Oh, Grey's, Heroes, and House. Shite, Sopranos is nominated again. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Freakin' Sopranos. I'm going to bed.
Okay, so here we go. Wait, I'm still watching the pre-Emmy thing. Had to pause it for a few minutes while I peed. Let me fast forward.
Tonight they're doing the "Theatre in the Round" idea. Oh shite, Brian and Stewie are doing the first intro. For those of you who don't know they're from Family Guy. Love it. They're singing. Cute. Now get to the awards. Lord, they're knocking shows, said something about Isaiah Washington and then showed T.R. Knight. Awkward!
Ryan Seacrest looks good. Short, but good. I hope he doesn't bomb. He came up through the floor. Let's hope no one falls in that trap door. Maybe Britney, she's said to be making an appearance. Of course I think it's just a rouse, to get us to watch, and hope she doesn't lip sync. Uh oh, Ryan's accosting Eva Longoria. Okay Ryan, stop talking, give out some awards. This show is already too long. Oh no, Ryan's not going to sing is he? Oh good, he's not.
Yay, first award! Ray Ramona's presenting, looks like he's about to do my taxes. Nice yellow tie buddy. Is he wearing a wig? Crap, he was making jokes and all the sudden the sound went out and we got a great 5 second image of a globe. What the hell did Ray say? I'm going to have to talk to the people I know who were there to see what he said. Okay, is everybody going to talk for 10 minutes before they give out an award? This is going to be a loooonng night.
Okay Supporting Actor in a Comedy series. I'm rooting for Neil Patrick Harris for How I Met Your Mother. I doubt he'll win though, but he's hilarious on that show. I love that show. I know I've talked about it here before. And the winner is, Jeremy Piven. Great, let's reward someone for being a douche. I mean a douche in real life. Oh, that was a short speech. Let's keep that theme rolling.
America Ferrera and Vanessa Williams are presenting. Wow, they look beautiful. Supporting Actor in a Drama Series. This is a fun one. Ben from Lost is nominated. He was so wonderfully creepy. Let's see who else we have, if not I want Ben to win. Crap, T.R. Knight, George on Grey's. I want him to win too. Masi Oka (Hiro on Heroes)!!! This is a great category. Locke from Lost. Damn, Shatner's in this category. He's going to win. And I'm going to be pissed. Let's see. Yay! Locke one! If Masi couldn't win I'll take Locke.
Ryan's back, pointing out the ladies. He really needs to stop trying to convince us he's straight. Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. None of these people are really impressing me. Maybe Jamie Pressley from My Name is Earl. Oh wait, Vanessa Williams from Ugly Betty. Yeah her. Oh wow, Jamie Pressley won. That's great. I like underdogs. She looks pretty. Is my roommate crying?!? Oh no, she's not.
Ha, the announcer mispronounced my girlfriend's name. Oh Katie. Best Actor in a Miniseries. I think. I wasn't paying attention because my Katie Heigl was looking cute. All I know is Aidan Quinn is nominated and he's hot. Thomas Hayden Church won. Good for him! First Emmy nomination and win. He was so good as Lowell on Wings.
Ellen's talking to Hugh Lurie from House, who can I tell you is so sexy when he speaks in his British accent. Lovely. We have a montage of one liners that ends with them talking about Tom Snyder. That was weird. Don't they have a special segment for that?
It's the crew of Entourage presenting next with Eva Longoria. Supporting Actress in a Drama Series. You know, they keep talking about how these women are "beautiful" which I'm not arguing, but they don't talk about the "handsome" men. Okay, back to this. Katie and Sandra Oh are nominated. Oh, and Dr. Bailey. I'll be good with any of the Grey's ladies. Yaaayyyyy!!!! Katie won!!!!!!!!!!!! I. Love. Her. I'm getting a little teared up. She's my special girl.
Writing for a Comedy or Variety show. They have funny little skits which I won't go into but they're funny, and Conan O'Brien wins! These guys are hilarious.
Directing for a Comedy or Variety Show. I'm not really interested in this one, but in case you are, Tony Bennett's show won. Oh, it's Rob Marshall who directed Chicago. At least, he has the same name and looks kinda like the guy who directed Chicago, who has the same name.
OH MY GOD, it's Jack Bauer. Oh, he looks beautiful. Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie. I'm pulling for William H. Macy or Matthew Perry. Robert Duvall won. I mean, good for him. I like him. And he acknowledged Kiefer for being a good horseman. Okay, that's hot. Okay, you can't play off Robert Duvall. Stop the music! He wrapped it up.
Oh, it's the cast of Roots. I love that! They're presenting for Best Miniseries. I'm voting for Broken Trail. Oh good, it won. Robert Duvall is doing the speech. He thanked the five Chinese girls. I hope that if I saw the miniseries I'd know what he was talking about.
Awe, there's Neil Patrick Harris. Some old chick is presenting the next one. Leslie Caron I think her name is. Oh shite, one of the directors of BSG is nominated. Go Felix! Frakkin' Sopranos!
Okay, another BSG nomination!!!! Go Ron Moore. Damnit! Sopranos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you Sopranos! I mean, I don't hate you, you're great, don't come after me. Whatever dude, shut the hell up, get off the stage, Ron Moore should have won.
Can we talk about this cute Macy's commercial with all these celebrities. P. Diddy, Martha Steward, Russell Simons, Jessical Simpson, Emeril, and a bunch of other people who escape me now that the commercial's over.
Steve Carell is presenting now. He's funny. Best Variety, Musical or Comedy series. Yeah, I don't care. But again, if you do, The Daily Show won. And of course it did. Let's see if they bring their all male lilly white team onto stage. Yup, he did. Oh wait, there's a lady. I wonder who she's screwing.
Best Variety, Musical or Comedy special. Can Wanda Sykes please win this? No? Okay, congratulations Tony Bennett. And he married his granddaughter, that's nice. Maybe they showed the wrong girl.
While he's giving his speech can we talk about how earlier when that old chick came out because she won for Best Guest Appearance by an Actress and they haven't said anything about the guy who won for Actor. It's weird, like they forgot. I just hope it was Forrest Whitaker. He was so good on ER.
Mark Harmon is looking pretty damn hot. What is he? 60? Supporting Actress for Miniseries or Movie. Judy Davis from The Starter Wife won. And she's not there. WTF? It's an Emmy! Why can't you be there? I apologize to Ms. Davis if she's sick or something, but if not, where the hell are you?
Awe, the Humanitarian Award. Where's Angelina? She should win this. I know she's not on TV, but she deserves it. I love her. She's my other girlfriend. Don't worry Katie, she would never take your place.
Best Movie goes to Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee. Again, I'm cool with that since the cutie pie Aiden Quinn is in it. I hate it when more then one guy talks because I'm like, come on, pick one guy, stop trying to get screen time.
Oh, a tribute to The Sopranos. Great, like they're not getting enough. But, the Jersey Boys perform, so I'm okay with it. Let's talk about what a good show that is. I didn't see it on Broadway, but I saw it here in LA and it was sssooo good. I recommend everyone see it. I wasn't sure about it, just going out for a night with the girls, but I was so impressed. I can't say enough good things about it. Oh look and now the entire cast of The Sopranos is coming out. The guys at the TV Academy know they're not real people right? They're not going to order a hit on you if you don't let all 2308402830428 of them come to stage, or you know, don't bend over and let them give it to you up the ass. I'm sorry, I'm bitter, they stole two awards from BSG.
I feel better now though, Patrick Dempsey's on stage. Oh, Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie. Let's hear it for Queen Latifa. But Helen Mirren won, big surprise there. I don't want to take anything away from her, she's a fine actress. She's adorable. Oh, it's a shot of Tony Bennett and his granddaughter. Crap. Maybe that is his wife. Yowza.
Lewis Black is going on about television executives. I think he's going to have a coronary. Oh look Ryan Seacrest. I feel like I haven't seen him in forever. And there's Ryan talking about hot women again. Oh, but this time he mentioned the hot guy too. I'll be the judge of that. Oh yeah. It's the guy from Cold Case. I agree with you Ryan, he is hot. The chick from Cold Case needs a frakkin cheeseburger STAT! Good lord, seriously. What happened to her?
Sorry, was distracted by anorexia. Best Directing for Movie or Miniseries. It goes to the guy who directed Prime Suspect, the movie Helen Mirren just won for. Skeletor is presenting best writing for the same category. It's the writer for Prime Suspect.
Awe, it's Masi again! I love him! Masi's working off of a MAC computer. Product placement! Love it. His voice sounds like a computer. Al Gore's getting an Emmy. I'm not really sure what they're winning for, but it's not for something "green". I just like seeing Al. I love Al. Why isn't Al our president? Oh right, I voted for him. (as well as most of the country! I'm just sayin') They better not play Al Gore off. That will be so wrong. He's our former Vice President. Okay, they didn't play him off.
Individual Performance in a Variety is next. I wonder if Tony Bennett's going to win. Yay, I hope it's Ellen. But it's gonna be Tony. Has Tony Bennett ever lost anything? Well, he didn't lose tonight. His great granddaughter looks happy for Pappy.
Anthony Anderson and Terri Hatcher are presenting next. That's an interesting pairing. Okay, finally, the best Guest Actor, but wait, it's for Comedy Series. What the hell??? Who the hell won for Best Guest Actor in a Drama??? All I know is Stanley Tucci won for Comedy, which is nice. He's up there with some old lady who walked the wrong way and doesn't know her cue. Oh, I think it was an act, she was funny. And old. You should have brought your glasses dear.
Best Directing for a Comedy Series. I'm not sure who won at first but then when I see the entire cast of Ugly Betty who's behind the presenters get up and cheer I can only assume he directed that.
Writing for a Comedy Series. Some guy from The Office won. I was hoping for Tina Fey. That chick is funny. And as Ryan Seacrest would say, she's hot too. This guy is using strange analogies. Isn't he a writer? Shouldn't he be funnier?
Oh no, Ryan's dressed like he's in The Tudors. That's not really a good look. Luckily we don't have to look at him that long. Wayne Brady's much easier on the eyes. And he's in a nice tux. Oh, Best Reality Competition! I don't know what I want to win. Two people are being called from the audience to participate in a Don't Forget the Lyrics competition. PLUG PLUG PLUG! Rainn Wilson is up against Kanya West. And the songs are Kanye songs. This is cute. I'm glad they're doing this, Kanye has been had some bad press. As hokey bits go, this one is a good one. Okay, here are the nominees. The Amazing Race, Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, and Top Chef. Yay!!!!!! The Amazing Race!!!!!!
This is a good one. Lead Actor in a Comedy series. I like all these actors. Ricky Gervais wins. And he's not there. Steve Carell comes up though and pretends like he won. That was cute.
Hurie Lurie's coming. I hope he speaks. I mean, obviously he is, but I can't wait. Yeah, there it is! Lead Actress in a Drama series. I wonder if The Sopranos is going to win. Go Kyra Sedgwick! And the award goes to, Sally Field. That's interesting. I don't watch Brothers and Sisters, and don't care to. Oh, they cut away to what Sally was saying. Crap. I'll have to ask about that tomorrow too.
Awe, the In Memoriam thing. This always makes me so sad. Seems like the only "younger" person who passed away this year was Steve Irwin. But some real innovators and legends. Awe.
Lead Actresses in a Comedy series. Go America! Yay! She won!!!! Her dress is so beautiful.
Wait, stop the presses, Jimmy Smits is on stage. Good God that man is hot. Dude, I can't look at him. Anyway, Lead Actor in a Drama series. Go Hugh Lurie! Oh wait, Kiefer is nominated! Ick, James Spader won. I'm sorry, he can't be better then House or Jack. Seriously! Does he save people or, you know, the country! I don't want to watch anymore. Heroes better frakkin' win or this will be a whole waste of time. I mean, besides America and Katie. And can we talk about America being the only minority to win? I mean, I think.
I think there's only one more award. I hope so, I have to fold my laundry before I go to bed and am very tired. That would sucks if I was Tivo'ing this.
Okay, two more. Comedy Series. I want 30 Rock to win. I think Ugly Betty might win. Oh no, 30 Rock won!!!!!! I love that!!!! Why are there so many damn people on the stage. Oh good, short and sweet.
Shite, another damn commercial. They had to take another commercial to clear all those damn people off the stage. My butt hurts from sitting here for over 3 hours. I really need to put my laundry away. Oh, a movie with Mark Walhberg, Robert Duvall, Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendes! We Own the Night. That looks good. Just a warning, I'm not going to proof this. I'm going to just hit publish after this is over because, like I said, I have to put my laundry away. It's all across my bed and there's no way I can sleep like that. You understand, right?
This is torture. Just tell us who won for Best Drama. And if it's not Heroes I'm going to be pissed. But, thinking about it, it'd be a bit awkward if it won since it didn't win anything else. I don't even know if it was nominated. Why wasn't Milo nominated? Don't they have a category for hotness?
Okay, we're back. Oh, Grey's, Heroes, and House. Shite, Sopranos is nominated again. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Freakin' Sopranos. I'm going to bed.
