Thursday, January 12, 2006

LOST IS BACK, BABY

Kick It's ass!


This week's episode of LOST was probably one of the best one's I've seen all season. Yeah yeah, they didn't do much with the island folks, but Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje pulled off one of the best performances I've seen on a network show in a long time. If he doesn't get nominated for something for this show I'm gonna have some sort of protest or something. His background, inner turmoil, and basic evolution into the person he is on the island was just amazing. He rivals Jack Bauer with the whole, "Who do I want to be with when bad sh*t goes down".

The show starts out in a small African town. Boys are playing in the street when a truck full of gun toting men show up. They gather the children together and the leader pulls an older man from the town out of the group. He makes him get on his knees. Two children are huddled together, the larger one protecting the smaller one. The gunman pulls the smaller child away and hands him a gun, instructing him to shoot the man. He can't do it, and so he doesn't have to, because the larger one grabs the gun and shoots the man instead. The gunmen are impressed and take the larger child with them, but not before giving him a name, Mr. Eko. He sees the gold cross around Eko's neck and snatches it off, throwing it on the ground. They put Eko into their truck and drive away, as the smaller boy, his brother, Yemi, looks on. Yemi picks up the gold cross.


Uh oh, Charlie's in trouble


On the island Claire sits down with Eko and they chat. He asks her why she chose the name Aaron for her son. She says she just likes the name, but Eko points out that Aaron was Moses' brother in the Bible, and that Moses wasn't good at speaking, so Aaron would speak for him. She comments to him about the scripture on his walking stick and mentions Charlie's Virgin Mary statue. This registers with Eko and he demands to see the statue. Claire brings him to it and he smashes it open and reveals the heroine inside. Claire is surprised to see it. Eko finds Charlie on the shore fishing with Jin and demands he take him into the jungle to the place he found the statue. Charlie tries to weasle his way out of it but Eko demands they go immediately. Charlie approaches Claire who is obviously upset at the drugs. Charlie swears he's not doing them, and that he didn't even know they were in there (which we know is a lie).

Flashback to Eko as an adult. He's got some badass braids in his hair as he visits some kind of drug lord, still in Nigeria. They talk about the drugs and how the drug lord needs to move the drugs, but can't logistically get them out of the country, due to the military presence at the boarders. He says that he only way they can fly out by private plane is if it's UN aid workers, or the church. He offers the man money to buy the drugs off of him and says he'll handle getting them out of the country. The man is hesitant, so Eko kills him and his companion with one fell swoop of his machete. There's a boy in the room, probably about the same age Eko was when they took him from the village. Eko's friends point a gun at him, but Eko stops them from shooting him. He tells the boy to tell everyone that Eko spared his life.

Meanwhile, Locke is changing the lock (har har) on the armory in the hatch. He tells Michael that since people are coming in and out of the hatch he's concerned about someone getting their hands on the guns. He assumes that's what Michael's there for. Later he takes Michael out to practice some shooting with a rifle. He's pretty good too.

Shirtless!


Kate is giving Sawyer a haircut. He needs it that's for sure. She tells him that everyone is glad that he's okay, and that they all now like him. He doesn’t believe her until Hurley comes up and says he's glad he's feeling better. Sawyer calls him Pilsbury, you know, after the Doughboy. He's so clever with his nicknames. (The best is calling Jin "Chewy". You know like Chewbacca, cause you can't understand what he's saying. Get it? Get it?!) Michael also approaches him, wanting to take Kate's shift pushing the button in the hatch. She agrees to it and he tells Sawyer he's happy he's okay. I'm just glad Sawyer's not wearing a shirt. Michael goes into hatch duty and immediately goes to the computer. Remember last time he was at the computer he started IMing who he believes is Walt. He types on the computer and "Walt" comes on. They chat for a minute and right as "Walt" is gonna say where he is, Jack walks in. We don't know whether or not Michael saw his location, but he chats with Jack a bit. Jack says that everyone is sorry for what happened, and that they haven't forgotten about Walt. He tells him that when the time is right they'll go out to look for him. Michael nods and as Jack comes around to the computer the screen is blank. Jack leaves.

Charlie and Eko are still walking through the jungle when Charlie points out a spot next to a tree where he says he found the statue. Eko throws him against the tree and says to take him to the plane. At some point Eko sees that mysterious black smoke in the trees which quickly dissipates. And how does Eko know it's a plane you may ask...

Back in Nigeria Eko is in front of a church. A woman is selling Virgin Mary statues, much like the ones we saw on the island. She says that the profits will help buy medicine for the village. The priest walks out and says hi to Eko. We realize that this is the younger boy, his brother, Yemi. Eko tells Yemi that he needs to put something on one of the church's aid planes. Yemi's no dummy and figures out that it's drugs. He refuses. Eko points to the gold cross around his neck, referring to the day he saved his life.


Tasty


In the jungle Charlie and Eko come across a parachute and on the ground is a decomposed man, dressed like a priest. Eko pulls open his shirt, looking for the cross presumably, not finding it. He then looks in his mouth and sees a gold tooth. Charlie realizes that Eko knows him. Eko says that this man saved his life. Eko prays over his friend's body. Later, Charlie says he's lost. Eko tells him to get up in the tree and see whether or not he can see the plane. Charlie gets up into the tree just as they hear a loud BOOM. This is the invisible monster that's blowing up the ground, moving towards Eko. Charlie tells him to run, but Eko stands his ground. The smoke comes right up to his face, and they have a showdown of sorts. The smoke flashes while it hangs there, and if you pause, rewind, and stand with your nose close to the television you'll see flashes of images. Looked to be images from Eko's life. The smoke backs down and disappears. Charlie hops down from the tree and is amazed. At some point Charlie puts two and two together and realizes between the whole praying thing and the walking stick with scripture on it, that Eko is a priest.


Back in Nigeria Eko and two of his men storm into the church where Yemi is and interrupt him as he's taking confession. He ushers the women out and Eko asks him if he's reconsidered. He says no, he hasn't, and that they won't use the plane to transport drugs. Eko says he has a solution, if Yemi signs the papers he's holding, he can make the three of them priests, that way allowing them to fly. Yemi won't do it and Eko says that he will not hurt him, but the men he's with will certainly burn the church down. Eko gives Yemi money for the 300 or so Virgin Mary statues and Yemi signs the papers. He tells him that this does not make him a priest. Eko and the men storm out.

Finally, since Charlie spotted the plane while he was in the tree, they make it to the plane. Eko remembers loading that exact plane in Nigeria. He's dressed as a priest with his two friends. Yemi pulls up to them and quickly tells Eko to get into the car with him because they have to leave. Eko refuses and before we know it, a truck full of military men comes storming up. The men accuse Yemi of turning them in and he says that he did, but he didn't give them their names. He begs Eko to go with him. Unfortunately, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb have other plans. They whip out their guns and start shooting. The military shoot one of Eko's friends. Yemi jumps in front of them and yells for them not to shoot. Of course, they shoot, and Yemi is hit. Eko is truly beside himself. The only thing he can think to do is load Yemi into the plane. He does, and is about to get on when the man with the gold tooth pushes him out of the plane closing the door (saving his life). Eko watches as the drugs and his wounded brother fly away. The military come up to Eko and assume he's a priest. Eko doesn't correct him.

Eko discovering his brother


Eko goes into the cabin of the plane and finds a body. He opens the shirt and there hangs the gold cross. He cries over the body of his brother. Eventually, Charlie comes in and asks him who it was, he admits that it was his brother. He rips out the fuel line and burns the plane down. Eko picks up another Virgin Mary statue and hands it to Charlie saying that it's for the one he broke. They watch the burning plane and Eko puts on the gold cross.


Charlie and his stash


The two of them make it back to the camp where everything seems to be running smoothly. Jack approaches Sawyer and Kate, giving Sawyer his dose of medicine. Libby is trying to put up a shelter but it keeps falling. Hurley hurries over and helps her out. Looked like a bit of a love connection there. I love Hurley. We finally get a glimpse at Ana-Lucia, by herself. Jin and Sun approach her and give her a fish. Claire, on the other hand, isn't as forgiving. She's basically kicked Charlie out of her love nest. She says she doesn't want him around Aaron. He admits to her that he lied about knowing what's inside, but that he's not using. She doesn't believe him. And she might have reason to doubt because we see him later at a hiding place he's created in between some rocks. He removes a bunch of leaves and inside the nook are about 6 or so Virgin Mary statues. Somethin' tells me he's not planning to sell them for medicine for the village.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

DON'T MISS IT!!!

Oh yeah, baby!!!


The good thing about a new year starting is all of the shows are coming back for the last half of the season, and some, like 24!!!!!!!! the seasons are just beginning. This week marks the return of most of the great shows. I know I'm late for a few, but not for most of the really good ones, like Battlestar. Take a look at the list below and don't forget to set your Tivo!

Probably the coolest cast on TV


Battlestar Galactica premiered on the Sci Fi Channel this past Friday. If you haven't been watching it I suggest you tune in. This show just keeps getting better and better. For reasons that I won't get into, I'm not going to write recaps on this, although I will praise it over and over. If you do have questions about the show, feel free to ask.

The kids loved him!! He has to be a good guy, right?


Wednesday, January 11th

LOST finally returns after being gone since the Carter administration. Starting at 8pm there's a clip show for those of you who have forgotten what happened last year. Then at 9pm we are treated to a fresh episode. Look for the background on the enigmatic Mr. Eko to finally be revealed, but we know not all of it.

Invasion also returns tonight. I'm waiting for this to come out on iTunes so I can watch it at the gym. I haven't been keeping up on it, but as sci-fi shows go, it's a good one.

Criminal Minds also returns tonight. I think this is one of the most underrated shows out there. It does well enough, but up against LOST it probably isn't watched as much as it should be.

E-Ring with Benjamin Bratt is also on at 8pm. I'm gonna stick to catching this in reruns because it's generally stand alone episodes anyway.

No, I didn't make a mistake, this is really how the poster is


Thursday January 12th

My Name is Earl moved to Thursday nights last week and did fairly well. Don't forget about it.

The Crumbs premieres tomorrow as well, and I have to say, I saw the pilot and it was pretty funny. If you're not into The Office, and are already Tivo'ing CSI, you may want to check it out.

CSI also started last week, and unfortunately I haven't been able to watch it yet. Here's hoping it's better than the last few new ones last year.

ER, of course returned last week and this week we finally get to see why the hell Neela and Gallant were arguing.

Friday, January 13th

Muuhhhaaaa, Friday the 13th.

Ghost Whisperer is back as well, so if you haven't already, try and sit through an episode. Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't as bad as I expected her to be.

8 FRAKIN' MONTHS!!!!!


SUNDAY JANUARY 15TH!!!!!!!!

This is the day people! We have two shows coming on that I want to get down on my knees and kiss the ground for.

Grey's Anatomy is back with all new episodes and we get to see if Alex passed the boards yet.

And... my hands are trembling just writing this, 24 is back!!! After nearly 8 months without disavowed, presumed dead Jack Bauer, he's risen again. Don't forget that this season's premiere is a 4 hour, count them 4 HOUR, priemere starting on Sunday night at 8pm for two hours, and then continuing the very next night, Monday, for TWO MORE HOURS. Whew, I gotta catch my breath I'm so excited. If you aren't watching this show, try to at least watch the 4 hour premiere. If after that you still don't like it, call a doctor because YOU'RE CRAZY.

Monday, January 16th

Of course the continuation of the 4 HOUR premiere of 24 continues at 8pm.

Tuesday, January 17th

American Idol returns on Fox. I'm actually excited about this show. Especially the first few episodes with fools trying to sing.

Wednesday, January 18th

Skating With the Stars premieres on Fox. I'm not saying this is the best television out there, but it sure is gonna be funny to see them fall on their asses. Hahaha.

Upcoming returning/new shows...

At the beginning of February we'll be treated to the next editions of Survivor and The Amazing Race. Thank the Gods The Amazing Race will be back to it's normal self, with two person teams going around the world. No more Amazing Race: Boring Edition.

The cast of Windfall


In March we see the return of Alias. Unfortunately that's the last time I'm gonna say that. The show's been axed and won't be returning after this year. What we can bet on though is J.J. Abrams giving us superb shows from then until the series finale in May. I've heard there's going to be tons of familiar faces returning, let's just hope Michael Vaughn is one of them! And not in some damned dream sequence. Also in March are two shows I watched months ago when the new pilots came out. One is called The Unit and it's going to be on CBS. It stars Dennis Haysbert, our wonderful one and only true President on 24 as the leader of a special forces/ops green beret Texas Ranger type group. I recommend giving it a try at least through the first episode. Next is an NBC show called Windfall. It's about a group of friends who win the biggest lottery drawing in the state's history, and what happens once they do. Both of these pilots were good, and as long as the network didn't re-shoot them, I think they have a chance of getting an audience.

If I've forgotten any, that means I don't care about them. But if you care about them and want to tell me, definitely let me know.

This one's for you RG

Monday, January 09, 2006

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Hubba hubba


Wow, I was really impressed last night. I only wanted to shoot myself in the head once or twice. Susan, or as I liked to call her, Skeleton, was just normal enough for me to not want to beat the crap out of her, and low and behold, Lynette didn't manipulate anything.

The show starts with another one of Bree's parties. For a recent widow and near murderess she really is having a good ol' time. Her parties are typically uptight, blueblood, snobby wine tasting, 'Oh Fancy, you look so divine, how is Muffy and Kitten, do tell them to come to the club this weekend, Chip will be hosting a raffle for the needy, poor people, so sad.' Sorry, I have a little pent up irritation for people like that. Anyway, the party looks to be like that, but flash to the kitchen with Gabrielle, Lynette, Tom, Carl, Bree and Edie are all sitting around the table. Somehow it comes up that Tom was a band geek in high school. Somehow I find it hard to believe this hottie was a band geek, but whateva. He says that girls like Gabrielle (I only assume he means slutty) wouldn't have given him a second glance. She begs to differ. She says she was all about charity cases. She had even watched Can't Buy Me Love 20 times. He doesn't believe her, and still seems a bit hurt that the cheerleaders didn't give him the time of day. Lynette's on the other side of the room and thinks this is such a funny conversation, until Gabby plants a big one on Tom, telling him that this is from the cheerleader race, saying they're sorry. The kiss does linger a bit, but it's quite tasteful, no tongue or anything. I would have slipped him the tongue, but hey, that's just me.

Lynette not too happy

Everyone laughs about it until later when they're helping Bree clean up. Lynette confronts Gabby and Gabby doesn't see why she's upset. They both sorta blow it off, even though Lynette's still pissed. Later Bree and Lynette talk about it and Lynette finds out that Gabby slept with John the teenage gardener. At some point Lynette's getting off of work early and calls the house. Tom had the baby and groceries and Gabby saw him struggling. She helped him in the house and the baby spit up on her. Cue Lynette to call. Well she does and overhears Gabby in the background asking about where she can get something to wipe her shirt off. Lynette runs a few red lights and gets home in time to catch Gabby and Tom doing it on the table. Not really, they were just talking, but that's what Lynette thought was going on. Gabby picks up on the suspicion and asks her friend what's up. She wonders if Lynette thinks she's hitting on Tom. Lynette says, 'well you are the town ho'. Gabby leaves, and Tom's standing about eight feet taller because the town ho has the hots for him.

Seriously. Hot.

Gabby and Carlos talk about him getting over her affair with John. She suggests he go have an affair of his own, then they'll be even. Does this woman not watch Oprah? I mean she's home all day. He thinks it's ridiculous. Gabby mentions that ugly 1980s hairdo nun, and Carlos flying down to Africa to see her. He laughs it off.

Lynette thinks it over and goes back to Gabby's to apologize. After making a banana smoothy, the girls make up. Gabby still doesn't get why Lynette got her panties in a bunch and Lynette tries to get her back by kissing Carlos. Unlike Gabby's innocent kiss with Tom, Lynette really kisses Carlos. In fact, Carlos wraps his arms around her and kisses her back. Gabby gets the point. Later, acting on his wife's encouragement, Carlos approaches Lynette about Gabby's proposed infidelity. He wonders what she thinks of it, wink wink. He looks like a kid in a candy store. He's at the wrong house, he needs to go the end of the street, to Edie's house. Anyway, Lynette rejects him, nicely. I have a feeling this isn't over.

Ironside and Caleb


At the Applewhites', Caleb really wants to come out of the basement. Matthew feels bad, but Betty says it's for his own good. Betty does make a remark about the shotty staircase, and that termites have eaten at it and they need it replaced. Or something like that. That was the big "foreshadow" moment. The man from the previous episode, that was trying to find Caleb, Monroe (Michael Ironside, wonderful as always), is staking out the Applewhite house. Edie jogs by and like a good neighbor, asks the stalker what the hell he's doing. He says that he's there for appraisals and this sends Edie over the edge. This is her turf, and if the Sharks wanna invade her turf, the Jets won't stand for it. She's a real estate queen and knows everyone in the business. Of course she does. Once the Applewhites and Edie are out of site, Monroe goes into the house for Caleb. He finds him in the basement and breaks him out. Of course Caleb is scared, but when Monroe shows him that he's letting him out, he's down for hit. He wants Caleb to come with him though and he won't. So Monroe slugs him, knocking him out. Okay. Monroe has Caleb tied up in the basement and goes upstairs to make sure the coast is clear. He comes to the top of the steps and urges Caleb to come down. He won't, so Monroe takes out his gun. Caleb still won't move and Monroe storms down the steps. Of course the steps break and he falls through them. He's now stuck, legs dangling. Unfortunately, when he fell, the gun went off and shot him in the chest. He looks surprised, and dies. Ha, that was great. Michael Ironside is the best die-er. Betty and Matthew return and are quite confused with the dead man trapped in their stairs. They look through his wallet and don't recognize his name or face. Then his phone rings and Matthew gets it. The caller ID says that it's "Foster". Betty looks nervous and says that they have to get the body out right away. She and Matthew carry the body to his car and put him in the trunk. Before Matthew can stop her, Betty closes the trunk with the keys locked inside. Betty laughs nervously and they go back to their house. More on this later.

Meanwhile, Andrew and his boyfriend Justin are hookin' it up Brokeback style outside of Bree's window. She sees this and is quite angry at him. Personally I'd be a little more concerned that my daughter is a cigarette smoking ho, but that Bree, her priorities are all screwed up. Speaking of Danielle, we haven't seen her for awhile. Last time we saw her she was having a little jungle fever with Matthew Applewhite. Who could blame her though really. Sorry, I digress. When Andrew comes in Bree scolds him for kissing in front of the house. Andrew brushes her off and then offers her the bottle of wine she was planning on polishing off upstairs in her room. He tells her unlike her, he doesn't judge. No, he just runs people over with his car. Later, Bree brings Andrew breakfast in bed only to find Justin has spent the night. Downstairs she warns him that she'll send him back to Camp Shouldaspanked with the other delinquents. He pulls out the big guns now and says that he'll tell the police that she killed George the pharmacist. Oh no he di'int. She gets scared and calls Carl, Susan's ex, who is a lawyer. She wonders if she can be held accountable for George's death. Carl comes over and they talk to Andrew. They tell him that Bree wasn't legally bound to do anything, and she won't be arrested. Andrew's not having it though, he tells his mother that he'll tell all of her friends what she did. Carl tells Bree to go into the kitchen. He pulls Andrew into the corner and basically tells him that he'll kick is ass if he messes with his momma. I'm beginning to like Carl. I can see a Bree and Carl match up. I think it would be cute. I don't think Susan would mind, she's so over him.

Oh look, Susan was in an accident, go figure


Speaking of Skeleton, she's going into her house when she sees Zach across the street taking out the trash. She hurries over to Mike and tells him that Zach is again living next door. Seriously, this woman is really dim. Anyway, Mike, of course, says that he already knew he was there and he's already been warned by Paul to stay away. Meanwhile, at Paul and Zach's, Paul tells him he's going to be home schooled, since many people in the neighborhood don't want him there. Zach lets Paul know that Mrs. Huber's sister Felicia told him that not only did Mike want Paul dead, but it was because Paul killed Mrs. Huber. Paul plays dumb and Zach says that didn't believe it. Later, Zach comes over to Julie and Susan and asks for their forgiveness. He seems sincere, and Susan feels sorry for him. She has a revelation. She decides to invite Zach out bowling with her and Julie and then invite Mike so they can connect. Since that's what Zach needs, bonding time with his real father. I'm thinking he needs a straight jacket, but whateva. Mike is down with this, since he really wants to just spend time with Zach. At first Zach doesn't know how to take Mike being there, but as all good parents do, Mike lies to Zach and says that he was just there bowling by himself when Skeleton and Julie walked in. Um, ok. But Zach believes them and they start bowling. Zach isn't doing so good and Julie goes to get some hot dogs. Mike and Susan are laughing together (please don't stick him with this bozo anymore) and Zach confronts them. He wants to know why they're being so nice to him, seeing that he held them at gunpoint and all. They tell him that they want to make amends. Susan's in Anorexia and Bulimia Anonymous and that's one of the things you have to do, make amends. No really, Mike has a short heart to heart, telling Zach that he was in jail once, and it was people helping him out, and forgiving him that made him the plumber he is today. Mike even shows Zach how to bowl. They obviously all have a really good time. Unfortunately, when Zach gets home, he throws away the bowling scorecard with Mike, Susan, and Julie's name on it. I have so many issues with this, and I'm sure you know what they are. When Paul comes into his room to tuck him in, he notices this. He runs over to Mike's house where Mike is outside. He punches him in the face, dropping Mike quickly. Mike gets up and runs after him, talking him on the ground. Susan sees this as she's driving by and almost hits a car on the street. She swerves to miss it and hits the back of Monroe's car. The trunk pops open. A woman who is walking by screams. Susan, Mike and Paul run over and see Monroe's dead body.

The police are once again on Wisteria Lane investigating. Betty and Matthew are lookin' a bit nervous, although Betty say she's not worried yet. The girls are all huddled together talking about what's going on. Edie says that she noticed the guy the other day watching the Applewhites' house. She checked around and none of her real estate friends know him. Skeleton admits that she heard some strange noises coming out of the basement of their house. I all of the sudden feel like I'm watching The Burbs. Remember that movie with Tom Hanks? It was so good. Anyway, they turn to look at the Applewhites and Betty remarks that now she's worried. I would be too if Skeleton and her friends were looking at me.