HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

I just realized, it was one year ago last Friday, that I set out on the journey to recap some of my favorite shows, and to make myself laugh, and a few of you too. I've learned a lot on my journey, that it's damn hard to find screen caps for Desperate Housewives, and writing one blog entry takes way more time then it does for me to just repeat it to Minerva, my coworker and friend, who, along with Michele, encouraged me to start this thing.

I was hoping for traffic like Perez Hilton, but I'm fine with the few of you who read and enjoy. The less people, the less chance of nasty emails telling me how stupid my love of Grey's Anatomy is. Don't worry, I'm not talking to you mom.

I've also learned that I watch way too much television. Wait, I take that back, it's not too much. A lot, definitely, but not too much. I love TV, just like I love movies (I have a DVD collection that's coming up on 200) and it makes me happy to watch it. It makes me happy to write about it, and it makes me happy that you (few as you may be) read it. I appreciate it, I really do. Here's to another year, at least, of Jack Bauer, Sawyer, Michael Scofield, Meredith Grey, and whoever else I feel like talking about. Thanks.

OH NIP/TUCK, WHY DO YOU TEASE ME?

Ha! Ha! I got your attention didn't I?

You guys know how I feel about Nip/Tuck. I was over and done with it. I was through watching Christian, the ultimate stud, question his sexuality, although that picture up top is pretty hot, right? I was done with saintly Sean hooking it up with the stupid nanny, before she stepped in front of a bus and got smashed. And I was definitely over it when the most interesting story was Kimber's conversion to Scientology.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth (that's Rosie)

Now, I'm not saying it's still not stupid and goofy, but my roommate insisted I watch the episode from two weeks ago because our favorite character, the tattoo guy, was back on. And not in some stupid Sean drug induced hallucination, but really on it. So I watched the show and it was excellent. It reminded me of the old Nip/Tuck, the one I fell in love with, but with less of Christian's ass, which was quite disappointing. The tattoo guy was back, threatening to expose the guys for killing that guy back in season 1. I don't even remember what happened, but I think it was good. And, he gave Sean the best advice he's gotten in a long time. Oh, and Kimber's pregnant with Michael Jackson, I mean Matt's baby, who she married. Crazy, but it just could work.

OMG this show has the best screen caps. I love midget sex! I'm sorry... vertically challenged sex.

I don't know if this is a trend, or if they had their one good writer write that episode, so I'm only softly recommending you give it another chance. I think my two or three week absence from it cleared my head. Now, I will definitely stop watching it again if I don't see Christian ass soon.