Tuesday, December 20, 2005

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, IT'S NEW TO YOU!


Deal Or No Deal

I'm not really a fan of repeats. What I do like though is to catch up on shows I've been neglecting during the season. What follows is a list of shows that I think are worth checking out, now that there isn't any stiff competition. Most shows will be back that first week in January including 24!!!!! Okay, by now you know my obsession for 24 is real, so my suggestion would be to watch the first two nights and see if it pulls you in. If it doesn't, hey, I tried. If it does I'll say 'I told you so'. Not sure how long the run is, but last night I was able to catch the first Deal or No Deal. It's an extremely simple game show that's pure luck. It was a good time watching the people tyr to win a million bucks and I found myself yelling at the screen.

Crazy family from The War At Home

Sundays for me are an ABC night. America's Funniest Home Video, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Desperate Housewives, and Grey's Anatomy. Since we'll be in repeats for at least the next two weeks, let me recommend. You can never go wrong with The Simpsons and of course, Family Guy. I'm so glad they've brought that show back, it's so hilarious. Sandwiched between these two great animated shows is a Michael Rapaport show called The War At Home. I've actually started Tivo'ing it because I think it's so right on. Rap plays a husband and father who are counting down the days until his three teenagers get out of the house and leave him and his wife alone. Awesome social commentary and a pretty good ensemble cast, which includes three or four younger actors.

Wanted's team

Mondays are my sorta off night. Nothin' really except Prison Break and that I usually Tivo and watch later because I'm at the gym. King of Queens is on though and I think that's one of the funniest shows on tv. I might turn on Medium if the urge hits me, or if I'm bored. What I'm happy is back is a TNT show called Wanted. It had a short run over the summer and I got addicted. It's about a team of law enforcement officers who track down Los Angeles' 100 most wanted criminals. Each member is from a different law enforcement branch, LAPD, ATF, Navy Intelligence, FBI. It's pretty hard edged and I would suggest not watching it with the little ones, since they can say the "S" word on TNT. Rashida Jones plays the only female member of the team and I have to say, Quincy's little girl has some acting chops.

Okay, you totally busted me. This is why I watch Supernatural.

Tuesdays are going to be changing big time. No more Earl, he's moving to Thursday. I would say Nip/Tuck but tonight's the season finale, and the Carver will finally be revealed. Instead I would check out Supernatural and NCIS. Supernatural's about two brothers who are in search of their father, the whole time battling mostly urban legends, i.e., Bloody Mary, The Lady in White. It's creepy and a bit gross at times but has a very interesting back story and pretty good special effects. NCIS is basically CSI but with military related cases. Mark Harmon will always be Mr. Shoop from Summer School to me but he does a pretty good job as the leader of this team. Starting next Tuesday is the encore season of The Closer with Kyra Sedgwick who's nominated for a Golden Globe. If you missed it this past summer you can get to see the whole season before season 2 starts in the summer.

Criminal Minds

On Wednesday I'm hooked on Criminal Minds with Mandy Patinkin. It comes on opposite Lost and I end up Tivo'ing Lost (who can sit threw the commercials?!?) It's smart, funny, and I love each member of the specialized FBI team that hunts serial killers. I'm also going to watch an episode or two of Freddie, the few I've seen have been hilarious.

Everybody Hates Chris' Chris, Tyler James Williams

Thursday's a bit difficult. I would actually try and check out Joey. My roommate makes me watch it and I do enjoy it. The last new episode I think was the best one since it started. Many laugh out loud moments. Joey doesn't need to be Friends, he just needed to be funny and I think maybe the writers have found their groove, hopefully the audience will try it out again. Unfortunately they may have to wait awhile since it's been pulled until after the Olympics. Yikes, not a good sign. I don't think Everybody Hates Chris is playing for the next few weeks, but I'm going to search it out because I've only been able to see one episode because of Survivor and Joey so I'm excited to see more, it was unbelieveably funny when I saw it. And I'm going to not watch any repeats of ER, I'll watch Without a Trace which I Tivo anyway, but if you haven't watched it check it out, probably one of the best dramas on tv.

Battlestar Galactica. Don't let the sci fi scare you, it's The West Wing in space

Now for Friday. It's actually a busy night. I typically watch Ghost Whisperer. I'm really not a Jennifer Love Hewitt fan but she's really impressed me on this show. Again, creepy, but pretty good. Also on Friday are good comedies, Hope and Faith, and Twins. Yeah, don't laugh, I'm watching that show with Melanie Griffith. It's really funny. Unfortunately another funny show on Fridays I believe was canceled, Hot Properties. It's what would happen if Sex and the City took place in one office and they couldn't curse or have sex. Doesn't sound good, but it's charming. What I'm really looking foward to is on January 6th when the second season of Battlestar Galactica starts up again. Make sure to set your Tivos.

Anyway, I hope that helps you out a bit on deciding what to watch during all of these horrible repeats. I'm looking forward to January because it's the start of American Idol and 24, Lost, the last episodes of Alias, ER, BSG, and all the other great shows will be returning.

RADIO MUSIC AWARDS


So, I'm not really into the Radio Music Awards and honestly, if it wasn't for all the repeats, I'd be watching Prison Break. But since I'm not I thought I'd give you guys the highlights. Sorry there aren't more pictures, apparently Mariah Carey's boobies ate them.

I'm a reality tv whore. Coupled Suzy and Matt from The Biggest Loser.

Tonight's show is hosted by Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray) and Jaime Pressly (My Name is Earl). They're pretty cute together and their first little monologue gives me hope that there aren't going to be any dumb jokes the writers make them say. I'm wrong. We're treated to George Wendt, Cheers' Norm, pretending to be Santa. I'm not fooled though, he doesn't have his beard on and is surrounded by hookers. Hey, it's Vegas, they may be hookers. If not they're cheap showgirls. I know that's saying the same thing, but you know what I mean. First up is Keith Urban. I never actually heard him perform, and he is a good performer, although he sounds a bit girlie. Nicole Kidman must like those kinds of guys. Lenny Kravitz, Keith Urban, and of course the poster boy for closet cases, Tom Cruise. Next up is Mary J. Blige, man this chick can blow. I forgot this was an awards show until they do the Song of the Year from a mainstream artist. Mariah Carey wins and I'm happy about that. She probably has the best album of the year and I'm excited that she's made a comeback. And we were treated to her magic breasts. Now for years Mariah has been swearing her boobs are real. I've always believed her, but tonight's really changed my mind. Especially after I saw that episode of Tyra where she took her bra off and she hung nearly to her belly button. I don't know what kind of invisible bra Mariah was wearing, but they were giving her great lift. Seriously, if these are real then I need to know where she buys that damn bra.

I heard the Goo Goo Dolls were a last minute addition after poor Ashley Simpson collapsed in Japan or somewhere. What's sad is they weren't even the second choice because Bo Bice was supposed to perform and this morning he started coughing up blood. His name is still in the credits, so I'm hoping he's here. I like that guy and haven't seen him perform since American Idol. Now I'm not into country music, but I can tell you that one of the best songs of the year, country or not, was Tim McGraw's Live Like You Were Dying. But of course it went to Nicole Kidman's man Keith Urban. I mean good for him and all, but Tim McGraw!

Snoop is so cool. Sorry, I just had to say that. I also have to talk about Ricky Martin. Yes, that says Ricky Martin. He was shakin' his gay bon bon. We need to have an intervention with him and Mariah. Yeah yeah, I know he's Latin, and I guess those moves could be his Latin flare, or it could be the fact that he loves men. Hey, there's nothin' wrong with loving men, I love men. But Ricky, who are you tryin' to fool?

I had to take a pee break, but when I come back the Pussycat Dolls are singing that Santa, Baby song and Snoop is playing Santa. He's so cool.

Michael Buble (I don't know if that's how you spell it, but it sounds like a French person saying bubbly) performs next. He's a crooner, looks a bit like Rob Thomas and Chris Penn (Sean's fatter, uglier brother from Footloose) mixed together. More on the Chris Penn side, but still kinda cute with a nice voice. A bit boring, but would be nice to listen to on a rainy day or after a long day on the ride home from work.

Next Mariah is presented with the Legend award. That's nice. There are her boobies again. Nice, Mariah gave a shout out to the presenter, Mary J. Blige, mentioning her record dropping the next day. Mariah must have just been born again because she and God are tight. They talk all the time, mostly when she's getting an award.

Jaime Pressly looks pretty in her blue dress. She's just introduced someone named Rascal Flatts. I think that's what she said. Oh, I know this song, it's pretty. Yeah, yeah, country, but this doesn't sound as much like country. And I think it's a remake anyway. I really don't know, but I think it's a nice song.

I'm a bit distracted. No, it's not Mariah's boobs again. It's Lauren Holly's boobs. This woman doesn't age. She must go see Dr. Rey from Dr. 90210. Forget her though, Shane West is her co-presenter. Those Rascal Flatts guys just won some dumb country category. Damn, the scroll on the bottom that tells us who's coming up after the commercial is going at about 400 miles an hour. My head hurts.

Man, some special report from the news. Apparently some plane had to make an emergency stop at LAX because of a blown tire. Everyone is okay.

Lifehouse

So, Gavin DeGraw and Lifehouse are playing back to back. I've never seen the Lifehouse guys but the lead singer looks like Ryan Gosling, nice. The next six and a half minutes are for the ladies. Gavin DeGraw has a great ass. Sorry, just had to say that. Not the greatest looking guy but wow, the man has a nice butt.

The Backstreet Boys are the next presenters but there's only three of them. Not really sure who's missing. Oh wait, Lance. Is he a Backstreet Boy or is he N'Sync? Am I actualy wondering this? Regardless, the Backstreet Boys aren't unified. Another damn country music award. I don't know who was nominated and I don't know who won. Goo Goo Dolls I think won something, but I was too busy looking for a good picture of that hot Lifehouse guy. Okay seriously, are these the CMAs? Another country singer!? Sugarland. They look like Mama Cass, Shania Twain and Toby Keith. Okay, just the fact that I know those three makes me think maybe I'm a bit more into country than I thought.

Oh wait, it's over. I guess they decided against the whole, going out with a bang thing. Sugarland? That was the big finale? Mary J. Blige brought the house down and she was the second performer? That's like making Sammy Sosa bat second or making Marion Jones run second in the relay. Okay, maybe I'm not the best at sports analogies, but you get my drift. Mary should have been the anchor, not crappy second. Anyway, it was a pretty good show. I wish Mariah would have performed though, and of couse John Mayer (who I didn't see) and Maroon 5 would have been nice, but hey, this ain't the Grammy's.

TRAILERS


Remember my rule... just because I show you the trailer doesn't mean it's gonna be a great movie. Although, The Da Vinci Code will be amazing, I guarantee it.

The Da Vinci Code
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/da_vinci_code/


American Dreamz
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/americandreamz/

Imagine Me & You
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/imaginemeandyou/

V is for Vendetta
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/v_for_vendetta/trailer/


Mission Impossible III
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/missionimpossible3.html

The Matador
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=mf_header&id=1808624590

Sunday, December 18, 2005

GREY'S ANATOMY


George and the girls

I apologize for the late posting of Grey's this week. Between the finale of Survivor and the finale The Amazing Race I've been swamped. Oh, and that whole, having to work thing. Man, that can really get in your way. I'll refrain from my typical praise of this show because as you all know by now, I think this is one of the best shows on. My mom still hasn't watched it yet, although I keep begging her to do it. She swears she's going to watch it when it comes out on DVD. If you're reading this and you haven't watched it, I recommend getting the Season 1 DVD when it comes out on Valentine's Day... http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005JO9J/qid=1134678143/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-9812492-1092768?n=507846&s=dvd&v=glance

On to the show. Izzie is still losing her mind over Alex. So much so that she's kidnapped Christmas and thrown it all over the house. Meredith and George try to be supportive, Meredith I think feeling kinda guilty since Izzie caught her talking to Alex last week. I mean, how dare she.

We're treated to Christina and Burke. Christina comes out of the bedroom for breakfast and notices that Burke's put up a sad little mini Christmas tree. He says that he thinks they can decorate it. I was thinkin' about burning it, seriously, it's so sad. Christina tells him that she's Jewish. Her stepdad's name is Saul Rubenstein. Burke is a bit surprised, he seems to be really into Christmas (and Christina).

Later at the hospital as they're doing rounds, poor Dr. Bailey is feeling the strain of pregnancy and I'm thinkin' she's gonna burst at any moment. Looks like she's in pain. The group wonders if she's going to go on maternity leave. Meredith makes some cute comment about pushing babies out of vaginas and I chuckle. That Meredith. Alex tries to make a joke but Izzie ate some bitch cereal and comments on his killing a patient the week before. Good one Iz. Izzie then starts ranting about setting up a Secret Santa to which Christina begins to spurt some sassiness. George and Meredith stop her from possibly hurting Izzie's already bruises ego.

Dr. McDreamy and Meredith have a moment. He's bothering me a bit because he obviously doesn't even like Addison, but those damn wedding vows are keeping him with her. Am I watching Days of Our Lives here? You can tell his contempt for the Mrs. when she talks about sending Christmas presents to his parents. In light of the fact that he found her banging his best friend, not sure if Mom and Dad are her biggest fans. He just needs to dump her, it's starting to get annoying. Later, Addison tries to talk to McDreamy again but he ignores her. Why does she even want to be with him anyway? I mean, besides for his good looks and the fact that he's a rich doctor. He obviously has some issues with her. She says she wants to meet later to go shopping. He agrees to meet her for a drink at Joe's.

The first patient they visit is a man and his bratty kids. They're not really bratty, they're just loud. Apparently he was trying to hang lights for Christmahannukanza. Really, I don't know what it was, but some combination of all the holidays. The man fell off the roof and hit his head. Izzie's just excited that this family's all about the holidays since no one she knows in Seattle is. Izzie gets this guy. Their next patient and family are even more annoying then the kids we just saw. It's a woman who's trying to get her bleeding ulcer operated on. In the room with her are her parents, husband, and son. Her husband is complaining, her mother is crying and complaining, and her son is playing a video game. I'm immediately annoyed by all of these people and have no doubt where this woman gets her bleeding ulcer. They complain because they keep getting bumped for surgery because emergencies keep coming in. I mean how dare the hospital schedule emergencies before them. George takes the case.

Bailey assigns Meredith and Alex to the pit just as a heart comes in for Burke. Christine takes the heart transplant with Burke. Alex and Meredith talk and walk and he tells her that this could be his last day at the hospital since he takes his boards tomorrow and will probably fail. As Christina and Burke head to the heart transplant patient, he volunteers picking up some Jewish decorations. She stops him right there and lets him know that she's not religious. In fact she's anti-religion. They visit the little boy who's heart they're going to replace and the mother is overjoyed. Unfortunately the little boy isn't. The mother tells him that Santa has brought him a heart, but he's not buying it. He complains that everyone lies to him. He says that he wants someone else to have the heart. Don't really blame the kid, he's already had one heart transplant when he was a baby, and doesn't want another one. He is a bit cynical though for a ten year old.

George and Dr. Bailey (hey, I just realized if you put their names together it's George Bailey. Ha, sorry, I'm tired) are scrubbing in for the bleeding ulcer and another case comes in. They have to bumped the ulcer lady, much to George's annoyance since he's the one who's gonna have to tell her family. Bailey tells Meredith to scrub in but she tells her that Alex failed his boards and is retaking the test tomorrow. Apparently she wants to help him. Bailey excuses her and tells George to scrub back in after he talks to the family. Meredith heads down to the meeting place. I'm wondering if this is where the cool kids go. You know like in high school there was the "cool table" and you always wanted to sit there. I wonder if the interns from proctology ever get jealous of the surgery team. Anyway, Meredith pretends she's a patient so Alex can diagnose her symptoms. She tells him that his bedside manner needs a little work and maybe this is why he failed the boards. This is the first I'm hearing this, doctors are tested on their bedside manner? Maybe not the doctors at Kaiser Permanente.


Dr. Burke or Morpheus?


Dr. Burke and Christina work on the heart transplant kid and Burke starts to ponder how successful this surgery will be because the kid doesn't want it. He pulls a Morpheus from The Matrix, "the body can not live without the mind", stuff like that. If the boy doesn't want to live, he won't. Christina makes a joke about Burke's religion and gets him pissed. He kicks her out of the OR. She makes her way down to the cool hall, and discovers Meredith and Alex. She wonders how lonely Meredith can be, even offers up a great vibrator catalogue instead. You think I'm kidding, but that's just how great the dialogue is on this show. This is what happens when the people in the writers' room are mostly women. Meredith blurts out that Alex failed his boards and wants Christina to help him while she checks on her patients. Oh yeah, they still have patients. Christina reluctantly does it since she has nowhere to be.

Alex coppin' a feel

After George returns the nice ulcer patient to her room with her obnoxious family, he goes over to the cool table, walking in on Alex giving Christina a breast exam. He, of course, is just as confused as she was. Christina tells him about Alex failing his boards and that he needs help. Christina's paged by Burke and runs off. He tells her that he doesn't appreciate her disrespecting him in the OR. She says she's not into all this religion and points out what little they have in common. All of this is true but there's something about the two of them together that I just love. Christina checks on the heart patient and his mother has put up a Christmas tree. She says that it's against the hospital rules but the overbearing mother tells her that they did it the year before and no one said anything. Ever think this is why he's sick, because you don't do what doctors tell you to do? Christina removes the tree herself. Later, the boy talks about how unfair this is, and that another child had to die for him to get the heart. He said he knew his mother prayed for another child to die for him to get the heart and that's not right. Somehow I think this might be Christina's long lost son because they seem to have the same attitude. Unfortunately the little boy flatlines but Christina is able to revive him. Looks like he's gonna need another heart. Morpheus, I mean Burke, thinks this is futile because of the boy's attitude.

Back with Alex and George, George makes a cute comment about not doing rectals. And what we knew was going to happen as soon as Meredith decided to help him happens, Izzie walks in. He tries to explain that Alex failed his boards, but she's furious and runs off. George runs after her and our group is reunited as Izzie screams down the hall when she realizes everyone has been helping Alex with his test. She doesn't understand why everyone is so nice to him when he cheated on her with the syph nurse. Ouch. Nice. Meredith equates Alex to her "Dirty Uncle Sal". Basically the creepy uncle no one wants to leave their kids with. I do find this to be a true statement, because even though Alex is kinda a creep, I still love him for some odd reason, kinda like I do some members of my family. Meredith breaks it down to Izzie. She tells her that even that she and George aren't really into Christmas, but they let her decorate the house because they want to make her feel better. She says that the people in the hospital are her family. She also tells Izzie that she's so into the Christmas spirit, she should try having some with Alex. You tell her Mer. I am a bit tired of Izzie's Christmas craziness.

Izzie's a bit sensitive anyway because it turns out, the dad that was hanging lights has a bleeder in his brain. He tries to play cool as they take him into the operating room. McDreamy operates and when the guy comes out of it later, he's a big ass to his wife and kids. The wife says she wants her old husband back. McDreamy goes in again to fix the problem with the frontal lobe. While in there Izzie plays some Christmas music for him, in case his brain is listening. And it is, because later we learn the guy's gonna be alright. Man, Christmas solves anything. Oh, I mean Christmahannukanza. Later, Izzie realizes she's being a bitch on Christmas and goes to see Alex who's still studying. She pretends she's a farmer who has bowel issues. Unfortunately she begins to cry. She insists she's still the farmer and crying is one of her symptoms. He doesn't believe her and tells her that he never meant to hurt her. She doesn't respond, just sits there and cries. Very touching moment. I felt her pain.

Dr. Bailey, her bump, and the ulcer's a**hole family

Well, ulcer lady has finally popped. I'm thinkin' her bitchy mother made her swallow a razor blade to get the doctors attention, but nope, she really is messed up. She's throwing up blood and George, Meredith and Bailey rush her into the operating room. The woman ends up being okay, but when George and Bailey go to talk to the family guess what, they're a bunch of asses. Bailey looks the other way as George tells 'em like it is. I would have done some bitch slappin', but George must be a better person than me.

Back with the little boy. Christina sits down with him and they have a chat. She tells him that she kinda agrees with him. She doesn't believe in God or Santa either. At this point I'm hopin' this goes okay because it's starting out a bit scary. She pulls herself back up by telling him that she believes in medicine, and him just living this long is a medical miracle. She tells him that dying isn't a way to hurt his mother and the doctors. She says a few other things, but honestly, it's been a week so I'm not clear. What I do know is it's extremely sweet and I'm hoping that Burke's heard it, although he's nowhere in sight. Later, when she gets back to his place there's a menorah in the window. She cuddles up to him in bed and he says something that makes me think he heard her talking to the boy.

McDreamy makes his way over to meet Addison and runs into Meredith. They have a sad unrequited love moment and he heads off. Later, when Meredith gets home, Izzie is lying under the tree. Meredith and George join her in a cute moment of unity between the housemates and substitute family.

Finally, McDreamy makes it to Joe's. He doesn't waste any time either. He tells Addy that his fling with Meredith wasn't a fling, that he fell in love with her. Ha! Merry Frakin' Christmas, bitch.