Wednesday, February 06, 2013

ONCE UPON A TIME


Even though this show is in it's second season I feel like I should talk about it.  This show reminds me of that really nice guy that has a crush on you but you just don't feel it.  You want to, he has everything you're looking for, and you keep going out with him, hoping something will spark, but you just can't help seeing all his flaws and laughing about him to your friends behind his back.  That's how I feel about Once Upon A Time.  It has everything I like, action, adventure, fairy tale stories, but there's just something about it that holds me back from calling it a great show.  I've thought about why exactly that is and it's mostly because of the huge plot holes I see in nearly every single episode.  I find myself raising my arms and rolling my eyes saying out loud (which is weird because I live alone) "Why would she say that?  Why is he doing that?  Why? WHY????"

Let's for a minute suspend our disbelief.  Snow White and the Queen fight so much that the Queen sends an entire kingdom (a whole kingdom!) into a small town of what couldn't be more than a few thousand people.  Then, their lives are suspended for 28 years while the outside world ages, giving Snow White and Prince Charming's daughter time to age.  While she's aging she has a baby who gets adopted by the Queen and raised in this town where no one ages except the kid.  And don't forget, there are other children in this town who are from the kingdom (the Mad Hatter's kid) who are supposedly not aging either while Snow White's grandkid is aging like any normal kid.  Also, the town gets supplied with everything it needs, gas, electric, food, supplies, from some unknown source that has never been addressed. And I don't mean that in a sinister, there's someone behind the curtain, way. I mean it in, it's never properly explained way.  They make a big deal about strangers not coming into Storybrooke, that they literally can't come in or the whole order of things is messed up, but never address how they get everything they need.  Magic wasn't used for the whole 28 years, up until the past few episodes, so it's not like the Queen is bippipy boppity boo'ing everybody the latest fashions and supplies.

Are you still with me?  

Despite all of that (and more) I stick with it, it's pretty entertaining if you don't let your mind wonder too much and think about all the plot holes.  Most of my love stems from wanting to know what kind of ridiculous crazy stuff will they think of next.  Half of it doesn't make any sense, and sometimes a huge circle is weaved through the storytelling that gets you right back to the beginning, ie when Cora, Hook and Mulan appeared in season 2, not in Storybrooke, and you wondered how they got around the curse.  Come to find out, in like the tenth episode of the season, Cora put up a protective wall over the island she was on with Hook that kept Mulan and a lot of other people protected from the curse.  That was a cool moment, but it took ten episodes of me going 'WTF' for it finally to be revealed.  


One more gripe, the special effects. They're awful.  I wanted to use the argument that this is Disney, they should be able to afford good special effects, but then I remembered this is Disney, and they don't do special effects, they do cartoons.

So my overall assessment of the show is that it's worth watching. It's fun and goofy and entertaining, you just have to know what you're getting.  And occasionally a hot guy will show up (and then promptly die or turn bad) which is good.  But don't expect any of it to make much sense. 

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

CHICAGO FIRE

What better way to return to my blogger roots than this...


I don't even know if I should even talk about the show because come on. So much beauitfulness in one picture.  And they did right by putting the hottest right up front. Taylor Kinney.  I dream about Taylor Kinney and his beautiful blue eyes... 

Every night


Okay, I'll stop.  But come on, that is just perfection.  You go Lady Gaga (yes, that is her boyfriend). 

Anyway, this show is very straightforward.  You got some fires, you got some firefighters and paramedics, and you got some internal strife.  The stories are pretty pedestrian but that's Dick Wolf for you. This isn't appointment TV, I don't look at the clock waiting for Wednesday at 10pm and stay up late watching it.  All that said, it's a pretty decent show.  It's good, fun entertainment and I do not get tired of looking at any of these people.  They're not all pretty, but they're all interesting.  

You have Chase from House (I miss you Hugh Laurie!), who is unfortunately without his beautiful Aussie accent.  Steve from Sex and the City plays a more seasoned firefighter whose voice will always take me back to the early 2000s when SJP was hip and we overlooked her horse face.  The chief is the always recognizable Eamon Walker, also without his accent, who easily convinces us that he's the boss.  There's a rookie who they constantly tease but look out for like any good big brother does.  The gorgeous lesbian who likes to make out with other cute women.  Of course Taylor is a draw, even his character's name is hot!  Kelly Severide.  And the thing that keeps me coming back is the sorta cute paramedic and her sorta unhealthy crush on Chase from House.  The fact that he reciprocates her crush makes me want to giggle and keep hope alive that some super hot firefighter might one day crush on me.

Like this one...