NEWS: CHARM SCHOOL

As if my week couldn't get any better. VH1 just announced that Mo'Nique will be hosting a show which will take 13 of past Flavor of Love girls through Charm School. Hahahaha. This is the best idea ever. And by best I mean trashiest! This show will rock because these bitches won't know what to do with themselves in charm school. My recommendations for lessons would be, wait, I was just going to name people, but really, everyone of those girls needs to go. I'm not sure if they teach class is charm school, but let's hope so. See pictures posted above and below.

MOMMA MADONNA

Last night after I stopped crying after I watched my Tivo'd Lost, I happened to turn on Dateline. It was an interview with Madonna so I thought, "why not". I was curious about this whole adoption thing, and wondered if she was going to use her cool fake accent.

For years now I've been off the Madonna train. I haven't liked any of her recent music and she just bothers me. After I got over how light and bad Meredith Vieira's hair looked, I decided that I'm back on the train.

People need to leave Madonna alone. She's trying to do something good, adopting this kid who wouldn't have had a chance if it wasn't for her. She seemed really sincere and people need to back off of her. Let her raise her pretty kids all uppity and maybe one day they'll build a house or something.