Sometimes even I wonder if I'm crazy. Some people think I'm crazy because I watch so much television. I, on the other hand, think I'm crazy because I watch Flavor of Love. I don't know what it is about this show, but I'm addicted. It's Tivo'd and I get excited to see what's happening with the girls, and Flav. I'm not saying I'm not deeply offended by the overt misogyny, because I am, sorta. I don't know. The women are gross representations of how women act, and really, are they in love with Flav. God love him he's ugly. Really ugly. One thing I can say for him though is he's sincere. I know this sounds crazy, and I would even question myself if I had said it before I watched the show, but I think he truly wants to find love and is giving these girls real chances to show him they care. Plus, he listens to them with their complaints, watches tapes back to get the real story, everything The Bachelor doesn't do and you wish he/she did. You want to scream at them and say, "Just watch the tape and you'll see he/she's a lying whore." Yet, they never do. Flav does though.
And these women, it's really like watching a car wreck. They're all strippers, which we find out that Flav doesn't mind. In fact, Toastee was accused of being a porn star by Nibblz, whose name should be Nipples because she wears shirts that show off her Nibblz, I mean nipples. But we have to know the reason Nibblz tells on Toastee is the night before they slept in Flav's bed and Toastee told everyone he heard Nibblz, ah, er, um, helpin' Flav out if you know what I mean. Of course Nibblz denies this. Flav told the girls that he was going to do some research on the Internet and figure out who was lying, Toastee who said she hadn't done porn, or Nibblz. During elimination, Flav shows us his findings. Although, we can't see them because the entire picture he holds up is blurred. Toastee really was a porn star. Flav said that it's not the fact that she was a porn star, obviously, but the fact that she lied about it. When she was crying to the camera she tells us she doesn't even really count that photo spread. We know why too, slyly some of the girls spill what was on the picture. Toastee, having a good time with Toastee, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, this show is one I just can't stop watching. If you haven't had a chance to check it out, you should try to. I don't think it's for everybody, and quite honestly, if you haven't watched it from the beginning and realized what kind of women poor Flav is dealing with, you might just take it for the disgusting woman bashing racist piece of crap it is.
