Tuesday, January 16, 2007

THE GOLDEN GLOBES



I believe this picture speaks for itself. It's yelling "I'm hot! I'm hot!"



As I'm putting the finishing touches on the first half of the 24 premiere recap, I have to say a few things about the Golden Globes last night. Guess what? Helen Mirren won. Didn't see that one coming. See, this is me being sarcastic. I have to say the old broad looked good. You know who else looked good? Josh Halloway. He'll always be Sawyer to me. But take a look. How can any red blooded woman (or gay man) not be in love with that?







Really Beyonce? Really? Did you practice that in front of the mirror?



The big winner of the night was Jennifer Hudson. Do you realize this girl was on American Idol not two years ago? And she lost! Thank goodness she did though because the producers would have a serious part of her ass and she probably wouldn't have been able to do the movie.






She's not ugly at all!



Can I tell you the moment last night that left me a little teary eyed? Okay, I teared up twice. The first time was when Ugly Betty won for Best Comedy. The second time was when Ugly Betty herself, America Ferrera won. She gave the cutest little speech which I thought for sure would be marred by the famous Camryn Manheim "This is for fat chicks everywhere". Thank gooodness sweet America didn't do that.





24 didn't win, and neither did Jack, I mean Keifer. Grey's won for the Best Drama, and I'm okay with that, since it is my second favorite show. And Hugh Lurie won for Best Actor in a Drama for House. Again, I'm not totally about to slit my wrists, but I would have liked Keifer to have won. Or 24 to win anything, which it didn't. What the hell's that about?And I can't begrudge Forrest Whitaker for winning Best Actor since I hear he was amazing in The Last King of Scotland. I would have liked to see Will win, because he is a great actor, and Leo. I think fate is against Leo though. It seems last time he was up for awards it was against Jamie Foxx and Ray. Poor guy. Leo does deserve an award, but he and his agent should really see what other movies are out and try to work around it.








Work it out girl!



Can I mention Vanessa Williams? Talk about beautiful. Tim Allen said it best when he said, 'If good looking were minutes, it'd be a long day.' Her hair, her dress, her face. The make-up artist did a good job covering the wrinkles and marks. They should hire her on Ugly Betty. I'm sorry, but I have an HDTV and sometimes she can look harsh. Still attractive, but harsh nonetheless.




Gorgeous!



And wait, I can't stop without talking about my girl crush. Actually, both of them were there. First let's talk about Miss Jennifer Garner/Mrs. Affleck. Yeah, wore a sorta boring dress. I mean, this girl has worked it out with gorgeous red or purple dresses and she chooses this boring thing? But still, face, dimples, gorgeous, love it. And then of course was my true love, Katherine Heigl. Alone because fiancee Josh Kelly was touring, looking so beautiful I just didn't know what to do with myself. Our Izzie sure cleans up nice.






All in all it was a good show. Warren Beatty bored the panties off me. And Tom Hank's plugs need some work, but damn, is it just me or does John Stamos get better with age? Maybe it's an ER thing (Clooney anyone?). And who saw my lovely Milo, looking all cute in a tux with all the other Heroes. I was sad it didn't win, and Jeremy Irons over Masi? I would take Hiro any day over some boring Brit. No offense to my British readers, but can you get your own award show please? Helen, Hugh, Jeremy and some other guy who won for the Queen. Please. Congratulations though.




See, told ya.

I've added a few more pictures here at the bottom.







You know I love Hanks, but, um.. hairplugs!









How embarassing to walk in with that. I'm sure he likes her that way though. (She actually looks nice)







That's her boyfriend, Micheal Buble doing that. Yes, I said her BOYfriend







What the hell's going on here? Are they at prom?







I love my girl, but she needs a comb.







I would feel sorry for her, but she's choosing to sleep with that every night.







Looks how beautiful Drew looks!


She's been eating! Amazing!

My favorite couple of the night. GEORGEOUS!