I'm sorry, I was asleep, is there a competition going on? I guess there is. I've watched it, when I'm not painting my nails or something. The only reason I'm bringing it up is last night one of the 4 people I think it actually good got booted out. Michael Johns. If you didn't know that and I just ruined it, too bad, you should have watched it. Anyway, this season has been boring and for some reason everyone is fawning over little baby Jesus David Archeletta. I know that's probably not how you spell it but I don't care. I'm not saying the guy can't sing, because he can, but there's some weird tone to his voice that I feel like I'm the only one hearing. He sounds like he's going to lose his voice at any second, and it's quite annoying.
This has been the year of gay boys and I'm sorta sad the other ones have been voted off. All except that Danny Noreiga a-wipe. Anyway, the three people who I think deserve it now are, in descending order, David Cook, Carly Smithson, Jason Castro. I used to not like David Cook, mostly because he molests on the mic stand, but he's calmed that down and has been choosing the best songs. Except for this last week. I like Carly because she's different, but she needs to step it up and stop yelling. And Simon's right, she needs a stylist. Girlfriend, you are not cute in those retro 80s outfits. It's not the 80s. And Jason Castro. He's just the cutest thing ever. I love his look and I love his voice. I would love to see one these artists come out and make an independent/pop/John Mayer/Jason Mraz type album. When Jason makes an album I will totally buy it. He sounds a lot like my other Jason.
Syesha bugs the frak out of me because she keeps choosing songs that are way too big for her. I mean, good for her for trying to do Whitney, but girlfriend, you ain't never gonna be Whitney. But then, after she hears them criticize her for doing Whitney she does Mariah or Fantasia, or someone she shouldn't be trying. Not yet in her career. That's why I believe she will be the next to go.
And Kristy Lee Cook. Leave. Just leave. She should have left weeks ago and damn sure should have left before Michael last night. I wouldn't be so hard on the girl if she wasn't so freakin' arrogant. But arrogant in the sense that she plays like she doesn't care, even making a "bottom three" sign for herself, but it's condescending and annoying. Go home.
So those are my thoughts. I don't even know who else is it in. I'm tired. Paula's not even entertaining me anymore with her drunken ramblings. Either give Paula a pill or give the title to baby Jesus already and let's move on to So You Think You Can Dance!
