Wednesday, April 02, 2008

HELL'S KITCHEN

Sexy beast!

This show seems obnoxious. But, as you know, I've just discovered Hulu and have been watching things I wouldn't normally watch. I watched last night's premiere and I gotta tell you, it's kinda good. Now, it's no Top Chef. In fact, if Top Chef was The Bachelor, Hell's Kitchen is Flavor of Love. That's what my friend says anyway, and I have to agree with him. Top Chef, which I love, takes established chef's and let's them create interesting and just about always edible dishes. Some of the judges may say things are a little tasteless, but I haven't seen an episode yet where Padma throws up in a bucket next to the table after she tries one of this dishes. This happened in the premiere episode! You can't tell me that doesn't intrigue you. He throws up! Granted, the chef/stay at home dad, does make just about the nastiest thing I've ever seen, but Gordon Ramsey actually throws up in a garbage can.




Speaking of Gordan Ramsey, as much as Tom Collichio can give his contestants the eye and tell them they didn't put enough ceviche in their dish, Gordan is down right crazy. He yells, cusses, and throws things throughout the whole episode. Is it wrong that I'm sorta crushing on him?


If you think this person is a man, you'd be right. I wasn't.

These people can't cook, this is obvious. They split the teams by gender and appoint captains who do piss poor jobs. There's some restaurant that they claim is opening for them to serve the actors, er, customers, which is all set up and fake, but I don't care. I love seeing crazy Gordan yelling at these ridiculous people and the crap they put on plates to feed people is both disgusting and wonderful all at the same time. Love it!