Tuesday, April 18, 2006

SCOTT FOLEY IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN


Okay, so that statement's not true, but damn if I wish it was. I talk about Sawyer, and Jack Bauer, and Michael Scofield all of the time, I know. But there are a few unsung heroes that I want to take a minute to recognize for their hotness.


I don't recap The Unit, but I really enjoy this show. I have no idea if it's how Special Forces really are, and I don't care. President Palmer from 24 is on it, so I have a little hatred towards it for taking our dear President away from us. On the other hand, I get to watch Scott Foley run around and shoot guns and get dirty. The show is good, and it keeps the viewer in the dark during some of the missions as well, which makes it fun. If you haven't checked it out, for nothing else but the beautiful green eyes of Scott Foley, I'd recommend it.



Another hottie I don't get to talk about here is Enrique Murciano from Without A Trace. Nevermind the great show, with the rest of the great cast, Enrique is sizzlin'. Yes, I just said sizzlin'. He needs his own show, although Trace is just about as good as it gets for procedural dramas. Not a lot of character development, but exciting enough for me to take up DVR space.



I know I've talked about How I Met Your Mother before, but I don't think I've ever talked about how damn cute Marshall is. Yeah, he's nerdy, but in a cute 'I don't care that you're a nerd because you're hot' sorta way. And he's funny, which is hot. Everyone in the cast is funny, and mostly hot.


Even though I don't recap Battlestar Galactica, that show has got some yummy eye candy, especially Apollo. Holy hotness Batman, if I was ever running from robot machine thingies that wanted to kill the entire human race, he's the guy I'd want to be running with. The show's on hiatus until the summer, but catch it on reruns and see what I mean. Maybe while you're ogling Apollo you'll get into the amazing storytelling and production value of the show.


Don't worry, I didn't forget Shemar Moore. I mean, who would forget him? He's the hotness on Criminal Minds. Talk about a great procedural drama, this is also one of the best. Yeah, Mandy "Inigo Montoya" Patinkin can sing, but damn if Shemar Moore doesn't help me tune in every week. On his past shows and the soap he was on he was shirtless a lot. That's my one complaint about this show, I think he was shirtless once. What the hell is that about? If you're gonna try and attract the female viewers, Shemar has to be half naked at least every other episode, if not every one.



One more guy I have to mention is also on a CBS show. I'm obsessed with men on CBS. It's the guy who plays Jennifer Love Hewitt's husband on Ghost Whisperer, Jim. My roommate actually has a major crush on him and I don't blame her, he loves his wife and is completely devoted to her wacky ghost thing. We love that in a man.


I apologize to some of the men who may be reading this, and to cater to you, let me tell you who I think are the hottest women on TV.



Everyone knows my girl crush is Katherine Heigl from Grey's, but you know who trumps her? Jennifer Garner. This woman is gorgeous, and she has a great show, Alias, which comes back for the series wrap up this Wednesday, April 19th!!! Strong, beautiful and was once married to Scott Foley, smart lady.


I know this goes against everything I've ever told myself, and my friends, but I sorta like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Ghost Whisperer is a great show and she is excellent in it. She has one of the best cries ever. As soon as her face starts contorting into it I start balling like a baby. What the hell's wrong with me?


Awhile ago I was recapping ER and for some reason I got lazy. I think it's because it's starting to bore me. Yes, I know, how could a show I've watched every single episode of for 12 years bore me? Well, it's because I've watched every single episode for the past 12 years. I still think it's one of the best, but I'm sorta tired of it none the less. When good stuff starts happening I'll be sure to let you guys all know. Oh, the reason I bring up ER, Parminder Nagra. She's absolutely gorgeous and you gotta love that British accent. I'm torn with her character on the show because as much as I like Gallant, and you know I do, I kinda want her and Ray together too. Yikes!

That's all I have to say about that.