So I wrote out a pretty detailed account of last week's episode of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Then, I realized the only reason I was writing it is because I was disturbed beyond belief by this one girl they found at a model search.
When I was living back home I spent about six months as a manager at a modeling agency. We went to a few of these model searches. Basically, a thousand or so people go to a convention hall, hoping to be discovered by all the major modeling agencies. It's just awful. I mean, fun if you're an agent, at night, when you have every desperate model buying you drinks, trying to make a good impression. The bad thing about it is that anyone who thinks they're attractive can come to it. I don't mean to be an ass, I really don't, but there are some ugly mofos who go to this. I'm glad these people have confidence in themselves, but good gods.
Yo ho ho!
Janice and her partner, Peter, decide to go down to one of these, and although Janice says she feels bad for these people, going around trying to get noticed, she sh*t talks them. On that first pass of people, Peter and an eye patch wearing Janice, find this girl. I really didn't pay any attention until the next time they saw her, during call backs.
Seriously! Look at her arm! I wish I had a better picture
This time the girl was sitting with her mother and took off her jacket. Skin and bones! This is utterly disgusting. She looked like a skeleton. Now I know I talk about people like Terri Hatcher, and how disgustingly skinny she is, but this girl has got an issue. A real issue that I hope the Janice Dickinson Modeling agency addresses. You know the camera adds ten pounds, so to think the girl is even smaller in person, is very scary. Janice is a crazy bitch though.
