Wednesday, November 01, 2006

FOOFY FOOFY





I apologize for not keeping everyone up to date on the status of Flavor of Love. I know it's your favorite show and all, but I've been distracted by less interesting shows like Lost and Grey's Anatomy. Both shows I'll have recaps on soon.

Well, the Flavor of Love season came to an end. He got rid of Bootz because she said she wouldn't have sex before she was married. Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that one. And he got rid, finally of Krazy because that ho was just trying to get a recording contract. A few weeks before that he got rid of Buckwild, which was really upsetting to me. She may have been fake and stupid, and ghetto, but I liked her. She couldn't stand it that New York was back in town. New York was some crazy bitch from the first season who everyone hated.


Flav didn't care about her craziness, at least not in contrast with possible ratings, and kept New York on until the end. It was her and Deelishis left and they went down to Belize for some one on one dates. Which was really, two nights that Flav could have sex with the girls. I'm all about love and people being in love and love love love, but this love was gross. As crazy as New York is, she's still an attractive woman, and it was clear Flav just wanted to do her.

She was going to play hard to get though, and left his drunk ass in his room by himself at the end of the night. Then she brushed her teeth, packed a bag and went back over there for stuff I can't talk about or I'll throw up on myself.

Anyway, the next day he ended up choosing Deelishis, clearly the best woman there. I mean, yeah, she's on a reality show, but she's still somewhat decent. I guess anyway. New York flipped out and Flav gave Deelishis some gold teeth to seal the deal. Nothing like some gold teeth from your man to say he loves you. Actually, I'd go for that and then melt that crap down for some cash.




I was really looking forward to the reunion show this past weekend, but it was so ridiculous. La La from MTV hosted. I don't know who she is exactly, but she's much better then that Suzi girl who hosts the Real World reunions. Anyway, they brought back a girl from season 1, her name was Goldie. She was just embarrassing. If you looked up "Ghetto Trash" in the dictionary there'd be a picture of her. I don't know if the dictionary actually lists "Ghetto Trash", but if they did, it'd be her.


The girls got to confront Flav, and then finally New York, who everyone hated. She didn't come off as as much of a biatch as she did on the show, but she's crazy. The audience must love her though because Flav told us that she's doing her own show. I love it. Trash! And Krazy got up to sing. I fast forwarded it because it was just so God awful. Buckwild threw a shoe at New York's head and it missed. This pissed La La off and sent half the girls to the stage for some fighting. The whole show was dumb and Deelishis and Flav were finally able to see each other after 4 months. It was gross, but more power to them. It came out today that Flav is expecting his 7th child with some mystery woman, not Deelishis so maybe he wasn't that lonely during those 4 months.