VS.
Well, you all know that my heart belongs to only one man, Jack Bauer. But, it pains me to say, someone else is creeping his way in... Bear Grylls. Bear (real first name, Edward, i.e., Hotness) is the host of the Discovery show, Man vs. Wild. He was in the special forces. Hot. He broke his back skydiving and still does it. Hot. Hot. He's climbed Mount Everest (and made it to the top) Hot. Hot. Hot. He's tall with dark hair and blue eyes AND an English accent. Seriously? Jack honey, you got some major competition here.
Bear gets dropped down into wilderness, Alaskan, Australian, Everglades, etc., and teaches us how to survive if we're ever stuck in these types of situations. Do I care that he pees on his shirt and wraps it around his head to stay cool? No. Do I care that he eats spiders and turtles and grubs? No. Did it bother me when he got a bout of dysentery and puked and crapped all night? No. Is it a turn off that he drinks his own piss when water is scarce? Um, actually no. Is it wrong that all that turns me on? Kinda. He jumps in water that is alligator infested. He climbs mountain faces. He carries a live snake around so he can eat it fresh later. Again, seriously? He hops into ice water in Alaska to show how you can survive accidentally falling in. Oh, and did I mention that he built a fire, stripped naked and did push ups?
If you get the chance to watch the show, even if you don't want Bear to father your children like I do, you'll be intrigued at the things he does to find his way to civilization.
Jack, Bear, Jack, Bear? One's real, the other one is the love of my life and will always keep me safe from harm. Until my Jack comes back in January, Bear will do. But Bear will have to understand that part of my heart will always belong to my beloved, Jack Bauer.
If you get the chance to watch the show, even if you don't want Bear to father your children like I do, you'll be intrigued at the things he does to find his way to civilization.
Jack, Bear, Jack, Bear? One's real, the other one is the love of my life and will always keep me safe from harm. Until my Jack comes back in January, Bear will do. But Bear will have to understand that part of my heart will always belong to my beloved, Jack Bauer.
