AMAZING RACE TIME (YYYAAAYYY!!!)

Kate and Pat

Married Ministers

I'm gonna guess they'll be first, maybe second to be booted off the show. Not because they're gay, we know gay people do well on this show, BJ and Tyler. Good for them for getting out there though, I hope they don't break a hip.

Lorena and Jason

Dating

These two met at a bar, and he teaches martial arts. Sound like winners. He's sorta cute though, so I'll try not to judge. But in their bios it says that they have "cultural differences". I'm trying to think of what that can be. They both obviously like blue, and dark hair. Maybe she's against beanies.

Nicolas and Donald

Grandson/Grandfather

If they don't get kicked out first I'll be very surprised. The coolest thing about these two is that Nicolas is 23 and he's a commercial pilot. Wait, did I say coolest? I meant scariest.

Ari and Staella

Best Friends

I hate them already. He's a waiter and she's a "restaurant manager". Bitch please. You're a hostess. Oh, and it says Ari is "catty" which shouts QUEEN loud and clear. I hate them, but I could grow to love them if they hate other teams I hate.

Marianna and Julia

Sisters

I like these two so far. They call themselves "fiesty" which I like, and they're from Miami. Caliente! They talk about wanting to have positive energy to win the race, but then they talk about flirting their way to the finish. Damn you DQs, see what you did to everyone. Slutted all the girls up. I still hate you!

Rachel & TK

Dating for almost one year

I'm sorta in love with these two. They're from California, they seem laid back, he was a swimmer, and they're "free spirited". Let's hope they don't turn out to be that one team I loved at the beginning and grew to hate. I forget their names, but they can rot in hell!

Kynt and Vyxsin

Dating Goths

WTF? I'm all for freedom of expression, but sometimes expressing yourself just isn't the right idea. Is that a chick on the left? I don't know if it'd be better if it was or wasn't. I mean good for them for sticking it to the man, and their parents. Can we talk about them both being 30 and dressing like this? I'm so judgemental. I'm going to hell.

Jennifer and Nathan

Dating

These guys are gonna rip each other new ones, can't you see it? She'll be complaining and he'll be frustrated and won't let her get a word in, and then she'll start crying that she can't do it and he'll get upset and throw something as the scene ends as it goes into slow mo. Ugh, and she was on a the LA Clippers Spirit dance team. Gag me.

Ronald and Christina

Father/Daughter

Awe, I like them. He was an absentee father and now he thinks the race will bring them closer together. He's cute, and she's cute, and he's wearing a "who's your daddy" shirt. That's cute, right? Let's hope they stay strong.

Shana and Jennifer

Friends

Hate. Them. The chick on the left needs to lay off the botox. Girl, you're 32, own it. Oh, she's an actress. Explains a lot. She claims she is ambitious and intellectual, but then starts talking about going up a tit size. I can't make fun of Shana, she's going to have to deal with this bitch for awhile. They'll probably get far, throwing their boobies in people's faces. I want to see them without make up. Or not.

Azaria and Hendekea

Brother/Sister

Smart black people. Yay! This is why I like The Race, compared to Survivor (minus James, I love you!). The only problem with these two is they may be too sensitive for The Race. They need to be able to play dirty in this game, and I just can't see them doing that. But I'm going to root for them.