Saturday, November 03, 2007

THE TWO MEN IN MY LIFE



I'm sure you're all aware of my marriage to Jack Bauer. Unfortunately, it's a strained relationship. Jack is the love of my life, of course, but he spends way too much time away from me. Granted, it's usually just one day at a time, but those days are the longest I ever experience, they seem to last a whole 24 weeks. And then when he comes home the next day he's either shot or stabbed, usually both, beaten up, has heart problems, sometimes collapsed lungs, and most of the time at least one or two broken ribs. I try to talk to him about it but he is so secretive.



I have to admit to you guys that my eyes are wandering. First I had that fling with Bear Grylls, and now, I've moved on again, to Mick St. John. I know this relationship can never work either because, as I hope you all know, Mick is a vampire. He's not your typical vampire though, he's more human than most humans, the only difference is he drinks blood to survive, and he has super human strength, hearing, smell and sexiness. He's a wonderful friend, and usually saves the girl. Not that I need to be rescued, although I do seem to be attracted to the rescuers.



Jack is my true love, I know that, but a girl's gotta wonder what being with a vampire is like. So until that day comes that Jack finds his way back to me (January 13th at 8pm ET/PT) Mick is keeping me well distracted, especially on lonely Friday nights at 9pm ET/PT on CBS.