You know it can't be good when you have that look on your faceI've decided to buy stock in ABC. Can I do that? I don't know if you can, but they keep cranking out some good shows. Oh, and I don't put that Housewives show on that list, I did last year, but not this year. But I do put LOST, In Justice, Alias, and of course, Grey's Anatomy on.
Last we left off George and Meredith were preparing to get it on. In a twist, we have George narrating tonight's episode. Nice Grey's Anatomy. Nice.
Addison and McDreamy are asleep in their cramped trailer when Dog comes in, wanting to be taken for a walk. Another clue as to why I'm a cat person. I don't like escorting anything to the bathroom, much less picking it up after they're done. Ewe. Addy decides to take Dog out, but before she does, she wonders if Derek wants to talk. I'm thinking he wants to sleep. So is he. He says he doesn't want to have to interpret crazy girl flip out into normal conversation. She wants him to yell at her, since he hasn't done that yet. Here, I'll do it for him, "I'm sleeping bitch! Go walk the damn dog!". He doesn't, so she just leaves to walk the dog, Dog.
At Meredith's George and Meredith are not snug in bed . In fact, they're not even in the same room anymore. He comes out of his, she comes out of hers. They make eye contact but don't say anything. You can cut the tension with a knife. Or you can cut it with a half naked Alex leaving Izzie's room. Izzie comes out, looking totally cute with her hair all crazy and calls herself a big horny whore. Ha, I love this girl. She can tell something's going on between George and Meredith but they deny it and go back into their rooms.
She's a dirty, dirty girl
Once at the hospital everyone's still weirded out about the way George and Meredith are acting towards each other. They deny again that anything is wrong. Their first patient is a man who's having heart problems. He has some sort of mass around it. He and his fiancée are worried that it's something serious. Yeah, I'd say it's serious, it's a MASS around your HEART. Dr. Burke wants to do an angiogram to check out what exactly it is. The whole time the guy's fiancée is acting like nothing's wrong. Dude, he has a MASS around his HEART.
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do
As George and Christina are walking down the hall he wonders if Meredith's mentioned anything to her. She says no, and some other snarky things about pulling Meredith's pigtails and running off. Addison walks by the group and she's itching her butt and walking funny. Ha, I have to rewind that cause it's just that good.
How cute is he???
Their next patient is Derek's. A cute little boy who got hit in the head playing baseball. His two dads are there and the one is very worried. He feels like it's his fault. So cute. They think he's going to be okay because he doesn't have a headache but they do a scan to check for any bleeding.
"Yup, it's nasty down here"
Dr. Bailey's husband is finally leaving the hospital. Bailey comes in to greet him and they're both happy he's coming home to be with her and the baby. Addison comes into the room, obviously uncomfortable. She asks Bailey to help her with a consult, but since Bailey's still on maternity leave she refuses. Addison does the consultation "wink wink" thing and Bailey agrees, handing the baby off to her husband and leaving with Addy. They get into an examination room and Addy wants her to look at something. She hops up on the bed and puts her feet in stirrups, pulling up her skirt. Whoa, whoa, cowgirl, hold your horses. Oh, and s she not wearing underwear? Kinky. Bailey looks between her legs and is taken aback. She hasn't shaved in months! Actually she has some sort of infection, poison oak. That'll teach her to rub herself up and down the tree outside her house when she's not gettin' some from McDreamy.
George is still pouting and Christina calls him on it. He denies it, even as his bottom lip sticks out and he kicks the ground. Burke thinks Christina's being mean and she rightfully points out that she's a bitch sometimes. Then he wonders out loud why he's attracted to bitches.
"Honey, should the bridesmaids dresses be teal or seafoam"
Back with the heart patient of Burke's, the poor guy has an aneurysm around his heart. Damn, that must suck. They want to operate, but the sensitive fiancée wants to wait until after the wedding. Burke explains that there is a chance it might rupture during surgery, but then gives them the choice of it just rupturing naturally. Hmm, rupturing while I'm in a hospital with three or so doctors around me, or while I'm taking a crap in my own bathroom. Really hard decision here. When they leave the room George talks about Karma and the couple not deserving any of this to happen, except the wife, since she's sorta a bitch. Burke wonders, "What did Grey do to you?". Yeah Burkie, we're wondering that too. Maybe this is how George acts after he gets some punani. That would suck to be his girlfriend.
Derek visits the cute kid and his dads and tells them that the tests show that there is a bleeder in his brain. The weenie dad is scared and starts freaking out again. Derek assures them that this type of bleeder normally heals itself, but they'll continue to monitor him, just in case.
Meanwhile, Izzie runs out into the ambulance bay, answering a page. Alex is standing out there and tells her that he paged her for a booty call. He has a cupcake for her and she gladly takes it. An ambulance pulls in while they're making out the patient wheeled into the ER is Denny. We all remember cute, dimpled, heart patient Denny who had a little crush on Izzie. Izzie runs in and says that she knows the guy and that he's a surgical patient waiting for a heart. She pulls rank and has Dr. Burke paged. When he comes down and realizes it's Denny, he's concerned too. Denny's happy to see Izzie and the two flirt. Man he's good, heart exploding and still has time for the ladies. Alex watches Izzie's reaction and has a look of concern with a bit of jealousy. A bit later Burke picks up on Izzie's crush when she starts spouting off more Karma like references to good people dying and crap like that. He asks her about it and she avoids the question.
Up in the heart patient's room, Dr. Burke decided that the best person to talk to him about the dos and don't of surgery is Christina. We all know how Christina's bed side manner is. This time she does some good. The man tells her that they think it's best to wait until after the wedding to do the surgery. Christina looks at them and says 'Oh no you di'int'. She wonders if the woman keeps his balls in her purse or at home. She admits to them that the surgery is risky, but that Dr. Burke is a great surgeon. She doesn't tell them how great he is in bed, that would just be crass. Her argument does cause the man pause, not wanting to die face down in his own vomit somewhere in Tiajuana.
The face you don't want someone making when they're down there
In the room Bailey gets calamine lotion to put on the rash and still can't believe it's such an advanced case of it. She then goes out and grabs other material, including an ice pack, ouch. The Chief catches her stealing it and wonders what she's doing. She tells him to pretend he doesn't see her. He says that she's on maternity leave and says, exactly, so you don't see me. She runs off with the supplies. When she checks on Addison, she puts the ice pack on, double ouch. Addison thinks she's being punished (karma) for sleeping with Mark last year. If poinson oak is all you get from sleeping with Mark, sign me up. She says she was walking Meredith's dog and decided to take a pee outside so she didn't wake up Derek and that's how she got the poison oak. When she starts crying Bailey starts lactating, ewe. The Chief knocks on the door when he hears the crying and Bailey opens it, full on lactacting still, ewe ewe.
Seriously, how cute is this little guy?
Later, they're called into the boy's room because he's altered. Derek comes in and tells his dads that he thinks there's bleeding in the brain and he'll have to do an emergency something (I'm not really up on the lingo). He tells the dads to leave the room since he's going to drill into their son's head, but they want to stay with their son. Derek tells them not to freak out when he starts drilling a hole into his head. After a moment the boy's eyes open and he wonders why his one dad is so pale. We don't have to wonder long because he throws up onto the floor. Nice.
Izzie should just jump up and mount him, that'll give his heart a good shock
Back with Denny, his heart is beating irregularly. Burke wants to shock it back into submission. It's a trick he uses all the time on Christina. Alex is more than happy to use the shock paddles on Denny. They have to clean him up a bit because he's covered in Izzie's drool. After a few shocks from the Marquis de Sade his heart starts beating normally, much to his and Izzie's delight. For a minute I'm thinking Alex is gonna give him an extra shock, but he's professional. Most of the time. Later, when Izzie's checking Denny's fluids (I know there's a joke in there somewhere) he compliments her on how she says defibrillation. It just rolls off of her tongue. She is kinda cute when she says it. Alex, of course, is watching from the other room where he's set up a listening device, to pick up every double entendre between the dying man and the girl he's doing.
Later, Bailey's walking down the hall and passes Derek. He wants to know what's going on with Addy and she won't tell him. He tries to use the fact that he saved her husband's life, but she reminds him that Addison saved her baby. Baby trumps husband. Ha, ain't that the truth Right Mom?
George and Meredith see each other in the hall and exchange a few glances. Now I'm wondering if maybe he was a little, ah, premature, and that's causing the tension, but it seems maybe it's a little more. George ends up running into the heart guy's fiancée. She talks a bit about the wedding, and has one of those weird florally doily books they give brides (I guess) for all of their wedding stuff.
In the bonehead moment of the night, Alex comes in to commiserate with Meredith and blurts, "So you slept with George, you coulda done worse" or something like that. Meredith is shocked and thinks George told him. Nope, but she just did. They argue a bit about how Izzie doesn't even like Alex, that he's just a piece of ass, a good one, but a piece and that Meredith has a problem with sleeping with inappropriate people when she's drunk. Ha, ya think?
"SSSSHHH"
As they're talking, George walks in. He realizes Alex knows and storms out, not believing she told Alex of all people. He yells at her that she's not who he thought she was. That's of course unless he thought she was a dirty whore, then he'd be right. Christina and Izzie appear out of nowhere and wonder what the heck's going on. They follow him into the staircase as he rants and raves yelling about her telling everyone they had sex. Of course she hadn't so Izzie and Christina flip out. George doesn't have a way with the ladies, and he's not to good at walking either because he trips and falls down the steps. Everyone is concerned enough to stand at the top of the steps and watch him writhe in pain. Does you no good to be in a hospital if the damn doctors don't do anything when you hurt yourself. At least Alex gets a good laugh out of it.
"And today we observe the human male in his natural habitat"
Poor George looks so sad sitting in the examine room. Izzie, Christina, Alex and Meredith are standing outside, watching him. Izzie's pissed at Mer, telling her that if they have to pick sides, she's gonna pick George. Christina comments that George is one of the weaker kids, and it's no fun to pick on the weaker kids. You gotta kick the tough kids in the nuts. Meredith admits to doing a bad thing, and Christina can't believe she didn't know that George was in love with her. Of course she didn't, she's still in the McDreamy sex haze. In with George he's serviced by a cute lady doctor. He's not really picking up all the sex she's dropping, he's in the Meredith sex haze. She pops his dislocated shoulder back into place and puts a sling on him, careful to touch him seductively while she does. She's able to get in some sly questions about his relationship status and realizes he doesn't have a girlfriend. Yeah, but he's got a dislocated shoulder, calm down sex kitten. When he leaves she checks his butt out. Okay, I like her.
"As long as you don't sleep with my best friend, I could never hate you. And even then I'd take you back because of some archaic sense of loyalty"
As with every show, someone ends up in the elevator. This time it's Meredith and Derek. She does a "poor me" pout and tells him that she's probably lost all her friends because she did a terrible thing. He doesn't ask what it is, just says that he'll always be her friend. He says they could hang out sometimes, like on the hikers trail where he walks the dog. Then he winks three times.
Eventually Addison has Derek paged and shows him her rash. I don't know about most married couples, but showing the person you love the rash on your na-na is just so not something you do. I know he's a doctor and all, but still. Addison wonders if now they're even, since she's in so much pain. Derek just starts laughing and says, 'No, now it has to fall off'. That's what I'd say at least.
Christina does her version of comforting while she and George are waiting outside of the heart patient's room. She tells him that when he expects crap, he'll get crap. Speaking of crap, the heart guy's fiancée decides to leave. She's gettin' the hell out of dodge. She's not down with this whole, "death do us part" crap, and has broken up with him. George decides that sometimes there's a good time to hit a woman, but he holds back.
The heart guy is having his surgery and George is up in the galley watching. Olivia, the syph- nurse, comes in and they have a heart to heart. She uses the example of the heart patient and his fiancée, that you shouldn't be with someone who doesn't love you. She also tells him that all his business is around the hospital, seeing he was yelling it down the hall.
When George finally gets home he packs a suitcase. Hopefully he just goes and sends for the rest of his things later. Before he leaves he goes into Meredith's room to get his clothes from the night before. He then has a flashback, at which time we finally learn what the hell happened between the two of them...
At first I was hoping it was her "happy" face, but it's not
They're in bed gettin' it on and it's completely awkward. It's like watching your brother and sister together. We sure called it didn't we, he was a little premature, but he's willing to keep trying to make sure she gets hers. A man after my own heart. She says that's okay, and wonders if he's done yet. Ouch. She can't hold back and just starts weeping. He wonders what's wrong with her and she claims that it's nothing. He realize something's the matter and asks her if sleeping with him was that bad. She doesn't answer so he storms out.
Back in her room she walks in on him getting his clothes. He tells her that he didn't know she didn't want to do it. She says that even she didn't know she didn't want to do it until they were doing it. Do you get that? She tells him that she was just so sad, and then he came in and said all of those wonderful things to her, that she thought maybe, since he's such a great guy, that she should try it out. And then in the middle of trying it out she didn't want to do to it. Sex is like skiing, if you're in the middle of the hill and change your mind, there's really no right way to stop. Okay, so that doesn't make sense, but I think you get what I'm saying. She wants to go back to how things used to be, when he would just pine over her from afar and she slept with every Tom, Dick and Harry at Joe's. He says they can't go back, that she has his balls in her hand and they can't be reattached. He leaves.
Don't worry babe, she's not dressing up for you
In the hospital locker room, Izzie's doing some primping. Although she really doesn't have to do much. Wow, I totally have a girl crush on her. Alex wonders if they're still hanging out later and she apologizes, but says she has to hang out with a real man that doesn't have STDs. When she gets to Denny's room she has dinner and some apple juice for him and they have their first date. Burke's consoling the heart patient who's woman left him. He can't believe she's not there, and Burke reminds him that he still is, and he didn't need that good for nothing ho anyway.
"Call me when you're over that skinny doctor"
George is sitting outside of the only home he knows in Seattle, the hospital. Cute doctor, Callie, comes along and flirts a bit, giving him her number. He wonders if her couch is occupied. I really think if he asked her that she'd thrown him down on the ground and have her way with him. Again, love her. Once she leaves Dr. Burke comes out and sees poor George sitting by himself. He does that male head nod thing that I still haven't been able to figure out. Next thing we see is Burke and Christina in bed and she's complaining. Really, when isn't she complaining. Burke says that George needed them and Christina wonders if it's surgical. Get it, because they're surgeons. Ah, yeah. She's a hoot. Burke's invited George to sleep on their couch. That's good, Burke needs some female energy in that place. The last shot we see is Meredith meeting McDreamy on that hiking trail with Dog. They smile and laugh and start down the path of infidelity.
Nothing good can come of this. Nothing good for Addison anyway
